Sexed-Up Table Tennis

[Mulboyne]

[floatr][/floatr]AFP: Table Tennis champions give nod to sexing up sport
Maria Sharapova's dresses may never make an appearance, nor the Williams sisters' bling, but table tennis is at least trying to sex up its sport. Some women paddlers gave a nod of approval this week to suggestions from a senior governing body official to wear skirts during matches to make their game more stylish in an attempt to pull in the crowds...With loose-fitting shorts and baggy shirts the usual attire, table tennis, mostly played in bland gymnasiums around the world, has never had the glamour of women's tennis nor the sex appeal of beach volleyball...Japan's Ai Fukuhara is one player already taking the initiative, opting for a "skort" -- a tight skirt with cycling shorts underneath -- for her round of 16 match Thursday against China's Zhang Yining, who wore black shorts and shirt with a striking yellow dragon printed on the front. Plans to sex-up the image of a sport, which is an obsession in Asia but associated with damp, community halls and youth clubs in the west, are nothing new...more...

There are a couple of pictures of table tennis "visual queen", Naomi Yotsumoto, in the Random Nihonjin thread here.

[amdg]

Japan's Ai Fukuhara is one player already taking the initiative, opting for a "skort" -- a tight skirt with cycling shorts underneath

Hehehe, you sweet little pork pie. No, wearing a "skort" will not make you sexy. No, not even a little bit. Not even on Sundays. Not in a million years. You are so far away from sexy that it takes 12 million years for the light from sexy to reach you. Now go back to playing that sport I have absolutely zero interest in. That way, god willing, I will never have to see you or hear your screechy, whiny little voice ever again.

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[American Oyaji]

She'll never be a sex symbol, but she IS adorable.

I never knew she was half chinese either.

[AssKissinger]

Ai-chan is cute.

[Cortana]

Yeah, Naomi Yotsumoto is much better.

[amdg]

Yeah, Naomi Yotsumoto is much better.

Now SHE could paddle my balls.

[Catoneinutica]

Hehehe, you sweet little pork pie. No, wearing a "skort" will not make you sexy. No, not even a little bit. Not even on Sundays. Not in a million years. You are so far away from sexy that it takes 12 million years for the light from sexy to reach you. Now go back to playing that sport I have absolutely zero interest in. That way, god willing, I will never have to see you or hear your screechy, whiny little voice ever again.

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Speak for yourself! I'd skort her pork pie.

Pork her skort pie?

-catone
-I bet behind that squealing schoolgirl persona of hers, all innocent n' shit, beats the heart of a feelthy and brrrutal whore!

[Mike Oxlong]

Nao-chan has been doing the summer henro thing in Shikoku for NHK. Bet it's hot!

[amdg]

-I bet behind that squealing schoolgirl persona of hers, all innocent n' shit, beats the heart of a feelthy and brrrutal whore!

Ping pong balls and feelthy whores, well, I can sort of imagine an Olympic sport here worth watching but it hasn't crystallized for me yet.

[Buraku]

winning idea

[Greji]

Ai-chan is cute.

I wouldn't fuck Ai-chan with your dick.

[AssKissinger]

I wouldn't fuck Ai-chan with your dick.

That's only because it would break your heart to take it out of your mouth for that long.

[kusai Jijii]

Ai-chan is cute.

You been hanging around Jack too long mate.

[Catoneinutica]

[quote="amdg"]Ping pong balls and feelthy whores, well, I can sort of imagine an Olympic sport here worth watching but it hasn't crystallized for me yet. ]

"Them Oriental gals can do things with ping pong balls and lit cigarettes that'd blow your mind!"

- creepy white oyaji in Bangkok in Paul Theroux's 1973 travel memoir, The Great Railway Bazaar

[Greji]

That's only because it would break your heart to take it out of your mouth for that long.

Have you gotten me confused with Take?

[American Oyaji]

I wouldn't fuck Ai-chan with your dick.

Only because you'd be too busy using your own.

I know you man.

You'd get a kick out of hitting it just to hear her squeak.

[Jack]

You been hanging around Jack too long mate.

Hey, don't get me involved in this. Who's Ai-chan? Can I see a pic?

[Jack]

Never mind. I did a search and could find lots of pictures of hers. I concur, she qualifies as cute.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Never trust a black man or a Japanophile when it comes to judging beauty.

Ai-chan is fucking ugly.

[Buraku]

[American Oyaji]

Never trust a black man or a Japanophile when it comes to judging beauty.

Ai-chan is fucking ugly.

To me, ugly means difficult to look at.

[Greji]

To me, ugly means difficult to look at.

Same meaning for me to AO, but remember my qualifier on that: "Ugly Pussy is Grateful Pussy!"

[Behan]

[IkemenTommy]

The two Olympic losers are supposedly dating.

Fukuhara Ai and Suzuki Keiji of Judo.

[Samurai_Jerk]

To me, ugly means difficult to look at.

In my experience brothers have a much higher tolerance for ugly. Especially if the girl has a nice ass.

[American Oyaji]

In my experience brothers have a much higher tolerance for ugly. Especially if the girl has a nice ass.

Or it could be that there is a different cultural perception of what ugly is.

Some women are ugly no matter what culture. Others have different standards of beauty.

Some men find women with dark skin, thick lips and a wide nose ugly. But from a Black perspective, that's normal. As is a big butt and thick legs, though some Black women have let themselves go and say they are thick, and I say they are fat.

So when I say Ai-chan is cute, that means, she wouldn't be my first choice, but I most certainly wouldn't refrain from inviting her to bed.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Or it could be that there is a different cultural perception of what ugly is.

Some women are ugly no matter what culture. Others have different standards of beauty.

Some men find women with dark skin, thick lips and a wide nose ugly. But from a Black perspective, that's normal. As is a big butt and thick legs, though some Black women have let themselves go and say they are thick, and I say they are fat.

So when I say Ai-chan is cute, that means, she wouldn't be my first choice, but I most certainly wouldn't refrain from inviting her to bed.

My basic philosophy is I'm always right about everything, so if say she's ugly, she's ugly. But I'll fuck anything, so she'd definitely get it from me too

[Greji]

Or it could be that there is a different cultural perception of what ugly is.

Cultural my ass, U-GO-LY is U-GO-LY in any culture. But having said that, I am forced to respond to AO's stated position. I refuse to allow that brothers got a corner on the ugly market. We chucks can wear out some ugly pussy our ownselves...

[xenomorph42]

In my experience brothers have a much higher tolerance for ugly. Especially if the girl has a nice ass.

That was a serious bullshit statement. Let me get this straight, "all" brothers have a higher tolerance for "UGLY??"
I am just shocked that you know every brother on this planet, that's quite a bit of hand shaking!
Dude, try not to lump all brothers into one monolithic group, most brothers "I know" are, in my opinion, "over the top" picky. It just depends. Now, if you want to say on a more general scale, "larger or voluptuous women are more appealing to black or latin men" that is quite true. Why is that women such as Jennifer Lopez, Monica Bellucci or Halle Berry are so popular by men of color?

http://www.monica-bellucci.notka.pl/monica-bellucci/monica_bellucci01.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/dc/1/0/V/T/JenniferLopez.jpg

http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Halle_Berry_wallpaper/Halle_Berry_pictures5.jpg

Having said that Aichan is not that bad(nothing that a good old paper bag can't hide)My definition of ugly would be somebody like Ryoko Tani, but that is just my overly strong, humble opinion! Imagine having to kiss that every night.

[Sentakki Fried Chicken]

Imagine having to kiss that every night.[/B]

Marry her. Marriage in Japan means you don't have to kiss your wife every night.