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Foreign Tourists Wanted To Work The Fields

Postby Mulboyne » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:06 pm

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JAPANiCAN: "Okumatsushima Fishing & Tome Rice Harvesting Tour" to be conducted September 27, 28
We hope you've enjoyed getting a small peek at life on a small rice field in Tome City, Miyagi Prefecture since April of this year. The rice shoots have grown strong and healthy, and it's time for the harvest. Now you have a chance to help! We're very excited to present the details of the Okumatsushima Fishing & Tome Rice Harvesting Tour, a truly unique opportunity to come to Tome and experience firsthand everything that we've been bringing to you on this blog. In addition to harvesting rice in Tome, the tour will also visit nearby Okumatsushima for an exhilarating fishing adventure!...more...
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:20 pm



I just hope it's better than last year's "April to August Coal Mining Tour".

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:35 pm

Got the black lung from that tour, I did...

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Postby amdg » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:00 am




So...... where do I sign up?
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Visitor K » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:11 am

i had a student in tokyo who would go to mie prefecture for a couple of days every year to help out on a rice farm.. i think he had to pay some money, but after the harvest and everything he got the jii-zake produced by the farm.. it was a pretty famous brand, and for the price he actually got a good deal. i could see more foreigners doing this tour if they threw in a little bit of local sake or something.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:52 am

[quote="kurohinge1"]I just hope it's better than last year's "April to August Coal Mining Tour".
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My tour group offered some coal mining as well..........
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:08 pm

amdg wrote:So...... where do I sign up?


This is the sort of thing that I would sign up for too.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:47 pm

GomiGirl wrote:This is the sort of thing that I would sign up for too.


Mine or his?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:54 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Got the black lung from that tour, I did...

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That Hansel's so hot...
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Postby Kagetsu » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:20 pm

Greji wrote:My tour group offered some coal mining as well..........
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Hey... That looks interesting. ^_~ You'd want to make sure you have a good looking girl though. ^_~ Fetish ones are a little limitting.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:42 pm

Kagetsu wrote:Hey... That looks interesting. ^_~ You'd want to make sure you have a good looking girl though. ^_~ Fetish ones are a little limitting.


Easily solved. kurohinge carrys the flag for all tours.....
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Postby dimwit » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:03 pm

Personally, I'm holding out for the sewer worker tour. I've heard it's shit loads of fun.

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Postby amdg » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:26 pm

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We hope you've enjoyed getting a small peek at life in a small gaijin apaato in Osaka Prefecture since April of this year. The apaato has become unclean and toxic. Now you have a chance to help! We're very excited to present the details of the Amdg's House Tour, a truly unique opportunity to come to Osaka and experience firsthand everything Gaijin. Pick up and put away the shit he's drops on the floor, clean his filthy bathroom, randomly get raped or sexually assaulted! :D
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:13 am

amdg wrote: Image



Beautiful place. The grounds look so well manicured. Did you have to pay extra for that?
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Postby amdg » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:02 pm

dimwit wrote:Beautiful place. The grounds look so well manicured. Did you have to pay extra for that?


No, smoking cigarette butts thrown from the balcony help keep the weeds down.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:22 pm

I've never understood why urbanites will pay money to do labor that illegal Mexicans do for peanuts out of desperation.
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Postby amdg » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:39 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never understood why urbanites will pay money to do labor that illegal Mexicans do for peanuts out of desperation.


If you have to do it to eat, it's a job. If you simply have to do it as an experience, it's a holiday.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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