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Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Groovin' in the Gaijin Gulag
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Postby amdg » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:45 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Was that a JAPANESE eye infection?
(WTF is it with Japanese and all their eye sties and infections?!!)


From memory I think he got it in Spain (or portugal). A warning to all contact lens wearers - take them out at night and clean them properly.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:23 pm

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Postby Greji » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:34 pm

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I'd hit it, if Hundefar doesn't beat me to it....
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Postby 2triky » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:21 am

Greji wrote:I'd hit it, if Hundefar doesn't beat me to it....
:cool:


Hit it with what? A wooden club so you can drag it back to your cave? That is one busted a$$ chick.
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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:08 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image


XY or XX?
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:14 am

Iraira wrote:XY or XX?


Who cares! At my age, one cannot be picky!
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Postby 2triky » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:51 am

Iraira wrote:XY or XX?


Neanderthal.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:56 pm

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This Aussie guyis a little bit famous.

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:51 pm

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Postby GuyJean » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:02 pm

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Postby Charles » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:41 pm

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...more here...

...and when I say "more," you're not going to believe how much more. OMFG.
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Postby sublight » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:33 pm

I have a blog. Last update: August 18, 2013.
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Postby AlbertSiegel » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:34 pm

Takechanpoo wrote: This Aussie guyis a little bit famous.



What the hell was that? There is crazy and then there is crazy.... I think this guy is a little of both. Funny video though... I just wish there were more reaction shots.
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Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:29 pm

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Thought about putting this on the J Babe Appreciation thread. . .

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Postby Tengu Kid » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:11 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image

Momus writes:


Oh man. OH MAN!

Has to be the most pretentious thing Ive read in my life. You know the conversation started like this "Yeah your probably wondering about the furniture. Its just after my two weeks in Japan Ive really changed. Its hard to explain. You have to go there. oh...and also, Im not really into captalism right now. I just think communism is best. Anyhow, its your turn to roll the dice...but be CAREFUL - theres a level eight skeleton in the next dungeon!"
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Postby Iraira » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:53 pm

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What I'm digging on is the guy with the black eye patch...way to really get into the J-character....."You say you have a touch of arthritis? Here's an eye patch."

And of course, the guy in front kinda looks like the poster boy for sanity from the Aum cult.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:11 pm

Takes the term 'hen na gaijin' to a completely new level.:rolleyes:
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:16 pm

Iraira wrote:What I'm digging on is the guy with the black eye patch..

Again, you'll have to cut Momus a break there. He lost an eye and there aren't many ways of dealing with that other than an eyepatch.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:27 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Again, you'll have to cut Momus a break there. He lost an eye and there aren't many ways of dealing with that other than an eyepatch.



Ok, now I'm feeling like pond scum.......:(
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Postby 6810 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:50 pm

Y'all know who Momus is right?

Biographyby Jason AnkenyMomus was the alias of Nick Currie, a Scottish-born singer, songwriter, and provocateur whose music careened from acoustic ballads to electro-pop to acid house and back again. Born in 1960, Currie spent time living in Greece and Canada before returning to Scotland to attend university; in 1981, he dropped out of school to form the Happy Family, a band additionally comprised of three prior members of Josef K. After signing to the 4AD label, the group recorded only one LP, 1982's The Man on the Street, before disbanding.

After returning to (and graduating from) university, Currie moved to London in 1984. After cutting a deal with el Records, he released Circus Maximus in 1986; the first offering released under the Momus name (chosen in honor of a Greek god banished from Mount Olympus for daring to criticize the wisdom of Zeus), the album spotlighted Currie's rich baritone and fascination with themes of psycho-sexuality and cultural crises, recurring motifs throughout his extensive catalog of work.

A move to Alan McGee's Creation label preceded the release of 1987's melancholy The Poison Boyfriend, followed by 1988's homoerotic Tender Pervert. Even more frankly sexual was the next year's Don't Stop the Night, a collection exploring taboo topics including incest and necrophilia. With 1991's Hippopotamomus -- dedicated to the late Serge Gainsbourg -- Momus came under attack; the album, dubbed "a record about sex for children," drew fire from feminists as well as a lawsuit from Michelin UK, which objected to a lyrical reference to their mascot, the Michelin Man. (The suit was subsequently settled out of court, and all remaining copies of the album were destroyed.)

Undeterred, Momus returned in 1992 with a pair of new records, The Ultraconformist and the ambient-styled Voyager, inspired by the work of Yukio Mishima. After writing the 1993 album Shyness for Japanese performer nOrikO (who adopted her stage name Poison Girlfriend in tribute to Momus) and releasing Timelord (his final work for Creation), Currie made tabloid headlines for his 1994 marriage to 17-year-old Shazna Nessa, the daughter of a Bangladesh-born restauranteur. Currie and Nessa first met when she was just 14; after her parents learned of the relationship, she was sent back to Bangladesh to enter into an arranged marriage, but escaped to return to London to marry Currie, forcing the couple to go underground for fear that Nessa's family would kidnap her.

Currie, now living in exile in Paris, subsequently signed to the Cherry Red label and resurfaced in 1995 with The Philosophy of Momus, an eclectic set veering from reggae to blues to techno which featured "The Sadness of Things," an indie hit recorded with Ken Morioka of the Japanese pop band Soft Ballet. Slender Sherbet, a collection of re-recordings of material from the Tender Pervert era, followed later in the year as Momus suddenly found success in Japan writing and producing for the Lolita-pop songstress Kahimi Karie, with whom he notched a string of five consecutive Top Five hits.

20 Vodka Jellies, a collection of demos performed by Momus and intended for Karie, appeared in 1996, and was the first of his records issued in the U.S. In addition to writing and producing material for Nessa's band Milky and the CD-ROM magazine Blender, Currie rounded out the year by writing, producing and programming the CD-ROM collection This Must Stop. He issued Ping Pong in 1997, returning a year later with The Little Red Songbook. 1999's Stars Forever was arguably Momus' most controversial and provocative artistic statement yet -- mounted to help defray massive legal costs facing Currie's U.S. label Le Grand Magistery, each of its songs was "commissioned" for $1000 apiece by everyone from Japanese pop mastermind Cornelius to the staff at New York City publicity firm Girlie Action to the members of the Indiepop List (http://www.geld.com/tweenet/list/) and written to the various "patrons'" specifications. Folktronic followed in early 2001, and two years later, Momus debuted on the American Patchwork label with Oskar Tennis Champion. Analog put out the two-disc Forbidden Software Timemachine: Best of the Creation Years, 1987-1993 compilation in 2003, followed by Otto Spooky and Ocky Milk in 2005 and 2006.


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If you do, does it make it any less/more pretentious?
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Postby kusai Jijii » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:04 pm

Who gives a fuck? With a pic like that, hes a fully certified out-and-out WANKER!!!
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Postby Adhesive » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:42 am

6810 wrote:Y'all know who Momus is right?


If you do, does it make it any less/more pretentious?


I used to read this guy's blog/essays way back in the late 90's early 00's. I quickly grew out of that phase. His insight on relationships and sexuality now read more like a cry for help from a guy felt-up by the neighbor as a boy.
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Postby Charles » Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:35 am

6810 wrote:..all remaining copies of the album were destroyed..

Can someone arrange this for all his remaining works? And all future ones?
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Postby Bucky » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:57 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:48 am

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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:01 am

What is this? Spot the JET?
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Postby Sarganto » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:55 pm

Why is it, that
"random japanese stuff" + gaijin = terribly wrong

As a gaijin, you just shouldn't do or wear anything...well...japanese?
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:43 am

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Foreigners join Shuichi Amano's contrite husband association in Shimbashi. Japanese story here.
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Postby prolly » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:32 am

Sarganto wrote:As a gaijin, you just shouldn't do or wear anything...well...japanese?


exactly. or at least do it in the privacy of your own room WITHOUT taking photos.
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