kusai Jijii wrote:...a pathetic idiot with a victim complex[SIZE="7"]FUCK OFF HOME[/SIZE]
You need a hug.
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Phantom wrote:You need a hug.
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
TFG wrote:write down on a piece of paper exactly what you dislike about your life here and indeed what you like. Then write down what you will like about the place you are going to and also what you won't like.
Look at it all analytically and make a decision.
kusai Jijii wrote:Would his list look something like this?
Likes: J-pussy.
Dislikes: Salarymen, crowded trains, small apartments, politicians at train stations, being stared at, j-television, j-police, being fingerprinted, natto, slippers with suits, uyoku, animation characters on your bank card, the fact that you can never order anything that isn't 'in the set', mamachari with sweeky breaks, porno mosaics, the words kawaiiiiiiiiii, oishiiiiiii, samuiiiiiii, and atsuiiiiiiii in high piched uniform voices, tsuyu, obachans who say "bikurishita!" when they see you, obachans in general, undokais, having your 'day off' on Tuesday, ATMs that close, condoms that dont fit, bosozoku, drunks who piss, shit, and vomit in the street, fucked up pizza toppings that should be illegal, j-drivers, pachinko, FGs who think they're Japanese, reentry permits, the cunts down at immigration, teaching engrish, Engrish students, Engrish schools, how every J-chick you have dated turned out to be a psychotic infantile moron, the implications of the word 'muzukashii', j-landlords, key money, Lotteria, overwrapped goods, grape fanta, Dave Spector, Taro, dogs in raincoats, Smap...
wuchan wrote::rofl:
Jack wrote:You would not know it with your meager English teacher's salary and hanging out with other gaijin scanvengers who pick away at the garbage Japanese people throw out.
Jack wrote:You can laugh all you want. Japan is super-sophisticated.
james wrote:nothing says sophistication like some middle-aged oyaji picking his nose
Jack wrote:but Japanese lifestyle is sophisticated. From the food products they sell
Jack wrote:Japanese lifestyle is sophisticated. From the food products they sell, the fashion to Magazines.
Yokohammer wrote:Impressed with how incredibly shallow your definition of "sophistication" is.
GuyJean wrote:vomit splatter and club smegma.
GJ
GuyJean wrote:These things?
For some reason, they look better on slutty, blonde, Russians..
I'm not a fan of the suede high heel shoe-boot.. Fuckin', make up your mind!
Plus, the young-uns wear them till they're saggy, dirty, and sloppy from vomit splatter and club smegma.. Nice boots, babe!
GJ
prolly wrote:my latest hate: seriously over-packaged items.
kusai Jijii wrote:Amen to that bro! Thats on the list.
Oh, and while I'm at it, howz about those stupid plastic bags from family Mart that have 'lets eco!' or some such bullshit printed on the side. Fuck me senseless...
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