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Elderly Alcoholics

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:19 pm

Asahi: Elderly alcoholics
The number of elderly alcoholics is on the rise. Here is one example: a man, 68 years old, who lives with his wife in Osaka Prefecture. Within five years of his elderly parents passing away, he found himself in hospital being treated for alcohol addiction. He entered a rehab program in hospital, and thought he had beaten his addiction. But after leaving the hospital, he thought, "Just a little can't hurt," and reached for the bottle again. Within a month, he was back to square one. He returned again to rehab and now attends Alcoholics Anonymous meetings regularly. According to a survey by the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare, around 800,000 people are being treated for alcohol addiction nationwide. The situation is especially serious among people in their 70s. An estimated 3 percent of the population in their 70s are alcoholic, the highest rate among all the age groups. More elderly people are joining the All Nippon Abstinence Association for alcoholics. In fiscal 2001, only 41 percent of its members were 60 or older, but by fiscal 2007, that rate had risen to 51 percent...more...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:20 am

How dare they call Greji an alcoholic. He's not an alcoholic, he's a drunk!
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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:25 am

Doctor Stop wrote:How dare they call Greji an alcoholic. He's not an alcoholic, he's a drunk!


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Postby kusai Jijii » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:14 am

Elderly alcoholic?
Yup, thats me. guilty as charged.
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Postby bolt_krank » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:57 am

It think it's more of a case that those in their 70s are able to admit they have a problem. I'm sure alcoholism is rife throughout other age groups in the country.
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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:00 am

Doctor Stop wrote:How dare they call Greji an alcoholic. He's not an alcoholic, he's a drunk!


I think you need to explain that a little further. The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is that we drunks don't have to attend all those meetings.....
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Postby kusai Jijii » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:03 am

bolt_krank wrote:It think it's more of a case that those in their 70s are able to admit they have a problem.


Problem? What problem? I drink, get drunk, fall over, no problem.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:21 am

The only alcohol problem I have is being able to afford it.
I don't really drink as much nowadays though, I get the shakes so bad that I spill more than I drink.:(
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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:23 am

CrankyBastard wrote:The only alcohol problem I have is being able to afford it.
I don't really drink as much nowadays though, I get the shakes so bad that I spill more than I drink.:(


I've been working on a new IV setup to proclude spillage.....
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:58 am

Greji wrote:I think you need to explain that a little further. The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is that we drunks don't have to attend all those meetings.....
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Hold it. Do they have free booze at the meetings? Because if they do, I'm going.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:37 pm

Greji wrote:
I've been working on a new IV setup to proclude spillage.....
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No need for the IV, G-man. If you just stop chewing the top off the beer bottles, you won't need the ProClude, and there'll be less spillage.

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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:00 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]No need for the IV, G-man. If you just stop chewing the top off the beer bottles, you won't need the ProClude, and there'll be less spillage.

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Sorry 'bout the typo Kuro. It was suppose to be this......
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:25 pm

Greji wrote:I've been working on a new IV setup to proclude spillage.....
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I don't know if that's such a good idea. Have you already forgotten what happened to your younger brother? You must be bokeru.
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Postby wuchan » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:20 pm

What about alcohol vaporizers?
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The 200-Year-Old Alcoholic

Postby Behan » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:12 am

His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Greji » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:39 am

Behan wrote:if he doesn't stop his sinful ways he won't live very long.:p


I had a preacher tell me that about 60 years ago. I think he's dead now and I got a hangover and a wet johnson left over from last night.
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