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Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Groovin' in the Gaijin Gulag
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Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:56 am

Sarganto wrote:Why is it, that
"random japanese stuff" + gaijin = terribly wrong

As a gaijin, you just shouldn't do or wear anything...well...japanese?

You mean like this?:nihonjin:
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Postby kusai Jijii » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:12 pm

the fags even got a tat on his srse. Guess thats so Mummy dont see it.
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Postby AlbertSiegel » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:17 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:the fags even got a tat on his srse. Guess thats so Mummy dont see it.


It looks like a strawberry bonus point thing you get in Pac-Man.
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Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:31 pm

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Kadena Airmen participate in Japanese cultural ceremony
Senior Master Sgt. Tony Mills takes a turn pounding rice during a traditional Japanese New Year Mochitsuki ceremony Dec. 12 at the Japan Air Self Defense Force's Chitose Air Base. Sergeant Mills is assigned to the 13th Air Force, Det. 1. He and about 70 Airmen from the 18th Wing participated in a bilateral training event with the JASDF's 2nd Air Wing as part of the Aviation Training Relocation program.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:17 pm

22 examples ofCosplay At It's Worst

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:07 pm

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Hmmm ...cosplay, eh? I have been looking for a new hobby to replace drinking.
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Postby Gilligan » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:15 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Hmmm ...cosplay, eh? I have been looking for a new hobby to replace drinking.


BLASPHEMER!
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:30 am

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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:41 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Hmmm ...cosplay, eh? I have been looking for a new hobby to replace drinking.


Let's see:
  • SJ wants to get into cosplay
  • SJ likes to drink
  • SJ sometimes acts like a bit of a girl


OK, I have the answer - SJ should cosplay as a Beer Girl:

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Postby amdg » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:24 pm

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moustache rides?
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby hundefar » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:57 pm

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Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:56 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:15 am

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Akiba Bridge Campaign
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Postby Greji » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:13 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image
Akiba Bridge Campaign


That she, he, or it, should wear the badge over the face. A paper bag comes to mind.....
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:00 am

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I've just noticed that Eland Books put out a new paperback version of Bouvier's book in English.

Part history, part notebook, the reports of this Swiss photographer who travelled in Japan for three decades are transporting, beguiling and often amusing: One shouldn't dismiss Japanese music "until one has been subjected to it for at least six or seven hours." In the Fifties, Bouvier set up home in an oddly rustic suburb of Tokyo where the only English-based words were "kissu (from 'kiss') and stenko (from 'stinky')". Bouvier describes a cluttered world, where poverty was common but begging unknown and cleanliness scrupulously observed. Bathing was particularly important for foreigners who "have the reputation of being easily tracked by their odour".


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Postby Greji » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:41 am

Mulboyne wrote:[img]".... foreigners who "have the reputation of being easily tracked by their odour"....."


Damn, Take's gonna want a personal copy of this one!
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:01 am

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To most of you American folk this will look very familiar, but I had never seen these pics before. Aside from Ford and Kissinger, is that Rumsfeld in the top left panel?

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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:12 am

yep

http://www.nysocialdiary.com/node/29847

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Postby Buraku » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:49 pm

classic

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:47 pm

This a new year gathering of Soka Gakkai members.

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if you look at the people on the left, particularly a few rows back,

you can see quite a few foreigners holding simultaneous

translation receivers to their ears.

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Postby kusai Jijii » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:18 pm

Ahhhh, Daisuke Sensei. Now just who do you suppose he is trying to get his dick up today?
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:02 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Ahhhh, Daisuke Sensei. Now just who do you suppose he is trying to get his dick up today?


At his age, I think just getting it "up" at all would be a marvelous achievement, Vitamin V or not, let alone a "who" coming into the equation.
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Postby Greji » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:03 pm

Ikeda Daisaku is the first name on Take's Christmas card list and I sure he will be checking in shortly on this flick....
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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:31 am

Yutairui,
I believe the pertinant word in my last post was trying
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:59 am

kusai Jijii wrote:Yutairui,
I believe the pertinant word in my last post was trying


Oops...I didn't notice that!
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