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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:33 am

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Continuing their attempts to develop Japan's soft power and promote pop culture overseas, the Foreign Ministry this week announced the appointment of three "Ambassadors for Kawaii". Model Misako Aoki, singer Yu Kimura and actress Shizuka Fujioka will attend events abroad as representatives of the government. The Ministry stepped up its efforts in this area after Taro Aso became Prime Minister because he publicly advocated such a policy. As the support rate for his cabinet has plummeted, however, some within the ministry are wondering whether they should be easing back.

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Postby Iraira » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:53 am

Japan's attempt to re-take-over the world using sex as a weapon? I appove.
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Postby Gilligan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:03 am

"The ability to focus attention on important things is the defining characteristic of intelligence." --Robert J. Shiller

And so we've gained some insight into either the intelligence of Taro Aso or the intelligence of governments (or perhaps both).

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Postby Greji » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:31 am

Iraira wrote:Japan's attempt to re-take-over the world using sex as a weapon? I appove.


When's the attack? I'm looking forward to surrendering.....
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Postby Iraira » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:47 am

Greji wrote:When's the attack? I'm looking forward to surrendering.....
:cool:


I didn't know you were French?
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Postby Greji » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:55 am

Iraira wrote:I didn't know you were French?


Little French never hurt anyone!
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:18 am

From the Asahi

Hoping to flex its "soft power" diplomatic muscle and enhance Japan's image as a hip destination, the Foreign Ministry has appointed three charismatic figures in youth fashion as "ambassadors" to espouse the latest trends in Japanese pop culture. The three, left to right, are "Lolita fashion" model Misako Aoki, musician and Harajuku fashion scene leader Yu Kimura and actress and school uniform fashion adviser Shizuka Fujioka. Each will serve for a year as a cultural envoy at events and projects overseas. Dubbed "Trend Communicators," they will attend their first event in Bangkok in March.
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Postby prolly » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:21 pm

more like the ambassadors of "get laid"
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:23 pm

more like the ambassadors of "get laid"
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I second that quote! God, if only we could have more freaky diversity in our ambassadors! ;)
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Postby Coligny » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:48 pm

Greji wrote:When's the attack? I'm looking forward to surrendering.....
:cool:


Waitaminit' impostor... I'm the real French here, I haz priority on these kind of things and much more experience than any of y'all.

But what are those 3 cadavers on the picture ? I can find 10 better looking girls on my way to the post office which is 20 meters from my house (and certainly smarter, because from the look, even if they combine like voltron the total IQ wont be higher than room temperature.... be it Celsius or fahrenheit.)
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:32 pm

and what are these three going to do that the dancers on gwen stefani's 'harajuku lovers' tour didn't do?

no one outside of japan knows who these three are, nor will they care. if the ministry is going to send out some faces that are unknown, they should at least be cute. aoki-chan looks like a frog. and i hardly think any school that imposes a uniform is going to be quick to welcome the 'school uniform advisor' into their walls...they might as well send the paedo skirt chasing old pervs in with her to teach the etiquette of how to successfully extract gucci handbags from the old guys once they get their skirts short enough.

that vapid bucktooth webcam staring troll, marichan, would probably get more result with foreigners than these three combined.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:38 pm

A front view:

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:05 pm

Mulboyne wrote:A front view:

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*ribbit*
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Postby wuchan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:41 pm

Mulboyne wrote:A front view:

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They're cute??????/ someone needs to resign.
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Postby ac!d_burn » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:47 pm

Oooh, cute. I'd do them one at a time or all at once.
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Postby Iraira » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:53 pm

wuchan wrote:They're cute??????/ someone needs to resign.


Let's remember something...we gaijin are usually attracted to a different type of J-female than the locals. Her face may be beautiful, but if her bod looks like a 11 year old boy, even if there is grass in the field, I don't really feel like playing ball. If she's got some kickin' curves and built for speed, that's a road I need to drive. Who wants to drive straight down some desert road, you'll need to be all boozed up to do it and end up crashing into a cactus, taken out James Dean style.
The J-gov has no idea what foreigners are interested in...ok, so you're right, someone should be fired....well, J-gov has no idea what I'm interested in, so you're right, someone should be fired.
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Postby wuchan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:59 pm

Iraira wrote:Let's remember something...we gaijin are usually attracted to a different type of J-female than the locals. Her face may be beautiful, but if her bod looks like a 11 year old boy, even if there is grass in the field, I don't really feel like playing ball. If she's got some kickin' curves and built for speed, that's a road I need to drive. Who wants to drive straight down some desert road, you'll need to be all boozed up to do it and end up crashing into a cactus, taken out James Dean style.
The J-gov has no idea what foreigners are interested in...ok, so you're right, someone should be fired....well, J-gov has no idea what I'm interested in, so you're right, someone should be fired.

Every second or third generation J-gov type should resign just to make this a real democracy.

Edit: the J-native standing to my right says "WTF is that? THEY ARE SCARY!!"
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Postby D-San » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:31 pm

So they get to travel around on the government's dime and promote being "cute"? anybody else think that's kind of ridiculous? wasteful even.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:11 pm

D-San wrote:So they get to travel around on the government's dime and promote being "cute"? anybody else think that's kind of ridiculous? wasteful even.

Eh?! Gaijin can't understand the unique concept of mottai nai! :wink: Mon dieu! Vous êtes japonais.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:52 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and what are these three going to do that the dancers on gwen stefani's 'harajuku lovers' tour didn't do?

no one outside of japan knows who these three are, nor will they care. if the ministry is going to send out some faces that are unknown, they should at least be cute. aoki-chan looks like a frog. and i hardly think any school that imposes a uniform is going to be quick to welcome the 'school uniform advisor' into their walls...they might as well send the paedo skirt chasing old pervs in with her to teach the etiquette of how to successfully extract gucci handbags from the old guys once they get their skirts short enough.

that vapid bucktooth webcam staring troll, marichan, would probably get more result with foreigners than these three combined.


Ouch!
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Postby Iraira » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:15 am

Nevertheless, each country on earth has a few otaku that will welcome the three not-as-cute-as-the-government-thinks-they-are chicklets with open otaku arms. Hopefully, they will start off their "Kawaii Tour" in Somalia.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:15 pm

news.yahoo.com....Ever seen an ambassador dressed from head to foot in pastel frills? How about a diplomatic envoy in a mini-skirted school uniform? In a bid to raise its international profile, Tokyo has appointed three young women as cultural envoys...
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Ambassadors of Cute, Shizuka Fujioka (L), Yu Kimura, and Misako Aoki (R), pose during a news conference at Japan's Foreign Ministry in Tokyo March 12, 2009...
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:20 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:news.yahoo.com....Ever seen an ambassador dressed from head to foot in pastel frills? How about a diplomatic envoy in a mini-skirted school uniform? In a bid to raise its international profile, Tokyo has appointed three young women as cultural envoys...
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Ambassadors of Cute, Shizuka Fujioka (L), Yu Kimura, and Misako Aoki (R), pose during a news conference at Japan's Foreign Ministry in Tokyo March 12, 2009...


*ribbit*

aoki-chan needs to either open her mouth when she smiles, or not smile at all. she truly reminds me of a frog. yes, i've said it before, but she really does.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:27 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:*ribbit*

aoki-chan needs to either open her mouth when she smiles, or not smile at all. she truly reminds me of a frog. yes, i've said it before, but she really does.


Jealous?
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:31 pm

Iraira wrote:Jealous?


oh yes. i keep experimenting with sticking bows all over myself and mashing my lips together so i look like i've still got my 10 year old puppy fat in my cheeks, but i just look, well...stupid.
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Postby Behan » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:38 pm

And Shizuka on the left looks like Taro's current avatar.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:09 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:oh yes. i keep experimenting with sticking bows all over myself and mashing my lips together so i look like i've still got my 10 year old puppy fat in my cheeks, but i just look, well...stupid.


I'm just bitter that you're leaving Japan.:(
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:47 pm

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Here's Fujioka (left) on assignment in Bangkok with a Thai twin singing duo.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:00 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image

Here's Fujioka (left) on assignment in Bangkok with a Thai twin singing duo.


I always find it interesting that many Thai celebrities don't really look Thai. Are they all Chinese Thai?
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:55 am

Iraira wrote:I'm just bitter that you're leaving Japan.:(


i'm working on the kenyan government to post me back to japan as the ambassador of hip hop.
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