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Aya Ueto and Masami Nagasawa top list for boxed lunch candidates

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Aya Ueto and Masami Nagasawa top list for boxed lunch candidates

Postby Typhoon » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:54 pm

Let the puns begin . . .
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:40 pm

God what a silly poll... but then TIJ.

I did hear that a woman offering to iron somebody shirts is a verbal contract of engagement and can be legally binding. Anybody want to dig up the source of this?

Imagine what you are promising to do if you offer to make somebody bento???? (Eki-ben???)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:34 pm

The poll, which was conducted over the Internet with 461 single men and women in their 30s, revealed men to be far more idealistic than their realistic female counterparts.


I felt the need to revise that last sentence:

The poll, which was conducted over the Internet with 461 single men and women in their 30s, revealed abso-fucking-lutely nothing of importance whatsoever.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:38 pm

Screw the bento and let's go straight to fucking.

Yeah, this poll is completely ricockulous.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:16 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I felt the need to revise that last sentence:

The poll, which was conducted over the Internet with 461 single men and women in their 30s, revealed abso-fucking-lutely nothing of importance whatsoever.



The poll, which was conducted over the Internet with 461 single men and women in their 30s, revealed that those men are going to say single for the rest of their fucking lifes.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:10 am

Ya figure them wimmins is alright though, eh?
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Postby Adhesive » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:52 am

I'd eat both of their boxes.
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Postby Greji » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:30 am

Adhesive wrote:I'd eat both of their boxes.

Got their bento hanging.
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Postby 2triky » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:36 pm

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