Emily to Debut as Gravure Idol

by **Takechanpoo** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:17 pm

I cannot understand why you hate being pale so much.
In my liking, the more pale woman is like ghost, the more beautiful she is.
So I am not interested in South Asian, African or tanned women at all.

by **Iraira** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:24 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:I cannot understand why you hate being pale so much.
In my liking, the more pale woman is like ghost, the more beautiful she is.
So I am not interested in South Asian, African or tanned women at all.

Have you thought about dating an albino?

by **TFG** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:18 pm

"Have you thought about dating an albino?" Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:rofl: :rofl:

by **CrankyBastard** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:23 pm

TFG wrote:"Have you thought about dating an albino?" Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:rofl:

Ol'Tak probably thinks about that all too often. :bukkake:

by **American Oyaji** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:50 pm

kamome wrote:TFG, I think you need to step away from the trading desk and take another look. She definitely gets a YBF waiver!

Bird, she doesn't get a waiver. No way shape form or fashion.

Saying that, she'd still be permitted into the bone room.
(Any of you remember the movie "School Daze"?)

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:51 pm

pheyton wrote:She's young, pale and chubby, perfect for Gravure. She is absolutely average and there is nothing special about her. I wouln't take a second look at any of her pics. Next....

Next what? Next picture of an idol that ain't that cute? Hoshino's face is fucking chopped.

by **pheyton** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:39 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Next what? Next picture of an idol that ain't that cute? Hoshino's face is fucking chopped.

Perhaps more up your alley?

by **kamome** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:04 am

Greji wrote:Bird, you'd fuck a shrub on the rumor a snake had been in it....

OMFG, I almost choked on my food while laughing out loud at this.

Greji, I thought you knew me better than that. I have my standards: no goats or pigs for me!

by **kamome** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:06 am

American Oyaji wrote:Bird, she doesn't get a waiver. No way shape form or fashion.

Saying that, she'd still be permitted into the bone room.

If she get permission to enter the bone room, that means she did get the YBF waiver, AO. No YBF waiver, no entry. Got it?

by **American Oyaji** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:51 pm

kamome wrote:If she get permission to enter the bone room, that means she did get the YBF waiver, AO. No YBF waiver, no entry. Got it?

You see, I thought the waiver was for Asianesque women.

But I can buy your logic.

by **Takechanpoo** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:29 pm

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:41 am

Takechanpoo wrote:

wow, isn't photoshop amazing?

if her tits sag that much in her 20s, imagine what she's gonna be like 10 years from now?

takeabigucrapu, i can't figure out, you're into her or not?

by **Luciddreamer** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:24 am

Goddamn folks this thread = win , I haven't laughed this much in a while

by **Greji** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:54 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:if her tits sag that much in her 20s, imagine what she's gonna be like 10 years from now?

Ahhh, who really cares if she's tripping over them in ten years, I ain't looking for a long term contract....

Hate to beat you time Take....
:cool:

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:11 pm

Greji wrote:Ahhh, who really cares if she's tripping over them in ten years, I ain't looking for a long term contract....

Hate to beat you time Take....

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:13 pm

that second picture makes her look like she's got a really huge arse. and who wants to look straight up her nose as well?

her stylist really needs to be fired. and quick.

by **Iraira** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:40 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote: and who wants to look straight up her nose as well?

Back in the Meiji era, the nostril was considered an erogenous zone...and, some of the earliest art work of Katamari Bikou included references to things collected from the nostrils of famous Kabuki actors at the time.

I'm lying ok.

by **Mulboyne** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:01 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Next what? Next picture of an idol that ain't that cute? Hoshino's face is fucking chopped.

by **TFG** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:52 pm

Taketanpon has bad taste in women because he has never tasted one!

Just licking the pages is not the same.

by **NoCityHeadAche** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:50 am

What a thread

by **kamome** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:26 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and who wants to look straight up her nose as well?

It wasn't her nose I was looking at, fo' sho'.

by **Tengu Kid** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:59 am

If Id met Emily five years ago I would have thought she was ramalicious and totally unobtainable. But after 4 years in Japan I couldnt give a rats ass about her. Funny how things work out...

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:05 pm

I guess it's because I have a Japanese IP address, but everytime I've gone to Youtube since yesterday this video of Emily is on the top page as konshuu no ninki video. Do the locals love her that much?

[yt]9aX5WyAkg54[/yt]

by **IkemenTommy** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:24 pm

Oh my god *sarcasm*! Emily is going to announce that she's pregnant!

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Do the locals love her that much?

They probably love her as much as that jerk-off rock star Tiernan.

by **Ketou** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:29 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I guess it's because I have a Japanese IP address, but everytime I've gone to Youtube since yesterday this video of Emily is on the top page as konshuu no ninki video. Do the locals love her that much?

[yt]9aX5WyAkg54[/yt]

WTF.....swapping from cutesy to dominatrix......bi-polar??

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:30 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Oh my god *sarcasm*! Emily is going to announce that she's pregnant!

I'm thinking she'll announce her porn debut.

They probably love her as much as that jerk-off rock star Tiernan.

The difference is she's actually done something in Japan. Being a C-grade gravure idol is a lot more than anything that douche sack will ever accomplish.

by **omae mona** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:47 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:They probably love her as much as that jerk-off rock star Tiernan.

I think Tiernan just had an orgasm in his pants when he saw you referred to him as a "rock star".

What is the deal with Emily? For somebody who has devoted her entire life to the Japanese language for the last several years, it sounds like she has not learned a single new word or progressed beyond 3rd-grade proficiency. Perhaps the progress on the gravure career has taught her that it's better to keep sounding stupid and not say anything.

by **Ketou** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:33 pm

omae mona wrote:Perhaps the progress on the gravure career has taught her that it's better to keep sounding stupid and not say anything.

I think that pretty much sums up the idol business here.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:39 pm

omae mona wrote:I think Tiernan just had an orgasm in his pants when he saw you referred to him as a "rock star".

What is the deal with Emily? For somebody who has devoted her entire life to the Japanese language for the last several years, it sounds like she has not learned a single new word or progressed beyond 3rd-grade proficiency.

That maybe be so, but she's still a lot better than quite a few long-term FG's I know.

by **Ol Dirty Gaijin** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:43 pm

Andy Warhol got it right
Everybody gets the limelight
Andy Warhol got it wrong
Fifteen minutes is too long

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