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Nori-P's Husband Also In Drugs Bust

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:14 pm

Now ZakZak is saying that there was another side to Noripi behind the clean and homely image. Now we learn that she used to hang out at rave parties which were always full of JUNKIES and how she used to dance wildly with a MANIC grin on her face.

On balance, I still think walking out on a dead girl counts as a more serious social faux pas.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:45 pm

Her "pro surfer" hubby probably told the J-cops the drugs were hers to save his own skin...
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:12 am

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Noripi's anti-drugs poster and, below, a poster for the 2008 film "Trial" which deals with the subject of the lay judge system.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:55 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:As far as I know, it's not against the law to fail a drug test in Japan. If she was smart, she made sure there was no contraband in her place before she went incognito. According to the news, she and her husband were living seperately and he told the cops she was using too when he got arrested. What a fucking scumbag.

Or she wouldn't have any in her possession when she went to the police to see her husband in the first place. When the police asked to search her bag, she quickly bolted out of there and that ultimately led the police to suspect her with drugs.

We are dealing with not the smartest people on earth.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:06 pm

Her DNA is apparently on some drug paraphernalia they found in the house. Because of the ridiculous way this kind of story gets reported, it's unclear whether we're talking about a bong, water pipe, crack pipe, needles or whatever.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:16 pm

Her DNA on a bong pipe? And what DNA are we talking about? I bet the pipe was up her snatch or something.

This story is getting even better. Sakai's ugly kid that was found the other day was dropped off and stayed at one of Sakai's husband's lovers place while she was in hiding. Serious losers.
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Postby Ketou » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:28 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Or she wouldn't have any in her possession when she went to the police to see her husband in the first place. When the police asked to search her bag, she quickly bolted out of there and that ultimately led the police to suspect her with drugs.

We are dealing with not the smartest people on earth.


The news I saw was reporting that the police rang her up and asked her to come down to the station to submit to a urine test. She told them she couldn't come straight away because of the child, then bolted.
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Postby Ketou » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:34 pm

Also being reported now that NoriP's younger brother, apparently ex-yak, was caught last month with drugs.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:43 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:When the police asked to search her bag, she quickly bolted out of there ...

We are dealing with not the smartest people on earth.


You're talking about the J-coppers, right?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:03 pm

I just saw a flash across the screen (watching women's volley ball) and she's been arrested. It looks like she turned herself in.
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Postby Ketou » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:04 pm

Seems as though she has turned herself in.....
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Postby Yokohammer » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:15 pm

Yup, she's turned herself in.

The fact that this story has been the top news on NHK for several days now kinda bothers me. The wide shows I would understand, but NHK? This is just one dumb geinojin chicky and her dumb hubby getting caught with some dope. Really small change compared to the economy or North Korea or the upcoming election ... or any number of things that are significantly affecting the country and world at large.

[Conspiracy theory warning]
I have noticed that in the past, when the government has wanted to slip something under the radar, there is often some other relatively minor news item that gets lots of unwarranted attention while a controversial bill is passed with minimum public scrutiny, for example.
[End conspiracy theory warning]

Just thinking out loud ...
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:15 pm

traumatic junkie bitch's shot in her teenage days
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and now...
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Postby wuchan » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:38 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Yup, she's turned herself in.

The fact that this story has been the top news on NHK for several days now kinda bothers me. The wide shows I would understand, but NHK? This is just one dumb geinojin chicky and her dumb hubby getting caught with some dope. Really small change compared to the economy or North Korea or the upcoming election ... or any number of things that are significantly affecting the country and world at large.

[Conspiracy theory warning]
I have noticed that in the past, when the government has wanted to slip something under the radar, there is often some other relatively minor news item that gets lots of unwarranted attention while a controversial bill is passed with minimum public scrutiny, for example.
[End conspiracy theory warning]

Just thinking out loud ...

I noticed the same thing.
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Postby wuchan » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:39 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:traumatic junkie bitch's shot in her teenage days

Stop watching NHK you brainwashed retard.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:45 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:traumatic junkie bitch's shot in her teenage days

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Postby Greji » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:38 am

Take can no doubt add to this, but apparently Nori-P's brother who is a card carrying member of the Yamaguchigumi's boy's club was done for shabu. I didn't hear it this is on going, or an old bust, but with all her great family connections, it's pretty easy to see why the police have a bonafide erection for her.....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:52 am

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Postby Catoneinutica » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:41 am

Takechanpoo wrote:traumatic junkie bitch's shot in her teenage days
[img]BDOLE%20should%20hand%20over%20his%20position%20to%20another%20one[/img]
and now...
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Heh. The squad-car photo vs. the headshot next to her name is a sobering example of The J-Chick: Before and After.

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:25 am

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:37 am

Catoneinutica wrote:Heh. The squad-car photo vs. the headshot next to her name is a sobering example of The J-Chick: Before and After.


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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:50 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:04 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:15 am

Toyota pulled this one from their ads
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And the irony...
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Postby pheyton » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:08 pm

This is absoultely ridiculous.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:06 pm

running Noriko in front of police station
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junkie Noriko
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:41 pm

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WTF to the guy with the glasses. Was that Takechanpoo?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:32 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:junkie Noriko

Noriko is a fuckin crack whore.
Some people are speculating that her ugly son looks like a crack baby as the result of Yaku-P's drug use during her pregnancy. I guess that explains it.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:09 pm

I wonder how many of these smug geinojin talking heads being critical of her do drugs themselves. Fucking douche bags.
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Postby Ketou » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:41 pm

Obviously none of you guys have ever done drugs....
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