Tattoo Regret

by **sirwanksalot** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:12 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Mo' betta than a tramp stamp...
Here's a boneless ham stamped by the Agriculture Ministry.

There's no missing that bulls eye!

by **sublight** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:13 pm

sirwanksalot wrote:Now imagine the distortion of your sun wrinkled tramp stamp when you're pushing 80.

Shrug. Imagine everything about your body when you're pushing 80. Screw what other people think about how you decorate your skin and go for it.

by **gomichild** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:11 pm

sublight wrote:Shrug. Imagine everything about your body when you're pushing 80. Screw what other people think about how you decorate your skin and go for it.

Exactly. Plus I hope just to make it to 80.

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:22 pm

gomichild wrote:Exactly. Plus I hope just to make it to 80.

Forget 80. 120 is my goal.

by **Ketou** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:48 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Forget 80. 120 is my goal.

By the time you hit 70, that fire hose you keep telling us about will have a droop nothing short of a splint will fix. You want 50 years of that?

by **Greji** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:39 pm

Ketou wrote:By the time you hit 70, that fire hose you keep telling us about will have a droop nothing short of a splint will fix.

Wanna bet on that?
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:26 pm

by **American Oyaji** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:31 am

Ketou wrote:By the time you hit 70, that fire hose you keep telling us about will have a droop nothing short of a splint will fix. You want 50 years of that?

Well, grandpap was going strong into his 80s. My uncle is 91 and looks 61. The man doesn't appear to have aged except in his eyes. I mean, how many 90 year olds do you know that will climb up on a roof to fix it? The people in my family live a LONG time and very healthy, but fade quick at the end.

by **Ketou** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:12 am

American Oyaji wrote:Well, grandpap was going strong into his 80s. My uncle is 91 and looks 61. The man doesn't appear to have aged except in his eyes. I mean, how many 90 year olds do you know that will climb up on a roof to fix it? The people in my family live a LONG time and very healthy, but fade quick at the end.

Good to hear everyone lives long and healthily. :thumbs:

by **Mulboyne** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:34 am

Science tattoos

by **American Oyaji** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:41 pm

I was looking at those just now and thought I might want to get one. THEN I thought I might want to get some Bible verses on my shoulders and I ran across this:
http://www.biblebelievers.com/watkins_tattoos/bible.html

I had to go get my Bible out and look at some of the commentaries.

Not getting a tattoo now.

by **wuchan** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:51 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I was looking at those just now and thought I might want to get one. THEN I thought I might want to get some Bible verses on my shoulders and I ran across this:
http://www.biblebelievers.com/watkins_tattoos/bible.html

I had to go get my Bible out and look at some of the commentaries.

Not getting a tattoo now.

so you don't cut your or shave?

by **American Oyaji** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:11 pm

wuchan wrote:so you don't cut your or shave?

No, I don't cut my

Sorry, couldn't resist. The Word is referring to the practice of cutting of one's hair in a tonsure or hacking at one's beard. The tonsure was in worship to a local pagain deity and the hacking at the beard just makes you look....sick.

by **wuchan** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:23 pm

wuchan wrote:so you don't cut your or shave?

by **2triky** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:33 am

by **2triky** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:34 am

by **2triky** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:36 am

Slim chance of seeing this guy at the onsen.

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:01 am

Good thing he didn't get an XFL team tattoo.

by **wuchan** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:15 am

2triky wrote:Slim chance of seeing this guy at the onsen.

He is a LA gang hit man or boss. There are so many codes in there it aint even funny.

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:25 am

wuchan wrote:There are so many codes in there it aint even funny.

I thought they were his locker combination.

by **AssKissinger** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:21 am

wuchan wrote:He is a LA gang hit man or boss. There are so many codes in there it aint even funny.

Why the fuck would he want anything written in code permanently on his face?

by **(1VB)freels** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:53 am

I totally like the goat that he gave himself!! Totally clASSy!!!!!

by **2triky** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:30 pm

(1VB)freels wrote:I totally like the goat that he gave himself!! Totally clASSy!!!!!

That's a goat even Greji can feel proud of.

by **IkemenTommy** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:59 pm

Tattoo is art. Remember that.

by **2triky** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:04 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Tattoo is art. Remember that.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:28 am

American Oyaji wrote:I was looking at those just now and thought I might want to get one. THEN I thought I might want to get some Bible verses on my shoulders and I ran across this:
http://www.biblebelievers.com/watkins_tattoos/bible.html

I had to go get my Bible out and look at some of the commentaries.

Not getting a tattoo now.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I was thinking of NOT executing this gay guy I know, but then I read Leviticus 20:13:

If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.

Guess I've got to kill him now.

by **hundefar** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:58 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, I know what you mean. I was thinking of NOT executing this gay guy I know, but then I read Leviticus 20:13:

If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.

Guess I've got to kill him now.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Samurai_Jerk again

by **Doctor Stop** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:00 am

Spreading reputation around is sooo Old Testament.

by **Ketou** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:13 am

American Oyaji wrote:I was looking at those just now and thought I might want to get one. THEN I thought I might want to get some Bible verses on my shoulders and I ran across this:
http://www.biblebelievers.com/watkins_tattoos/bible.html

I had to go get my Bible out and look at some of the commentaries.

Not getting a tattoo now.

I actually read some of that page.....I feel dirty...

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:42 am

It's unfortunate 'cos he gives great head.

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