Being the pet gaijin

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Being the pet gaijin

Postby sillygirl » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:09 am

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Postby Iraira » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:18 am

I tend to get the same "Wow, you can read Japanese and kanji...blah blah blah". It tends to stop shortly thereafter and they start telling me all their problems...for which I receive no payment...
If they continue gushing about your Japanese skills, kick them to the curb, as "Watch what happens when we secretly put natto on Iraira's rice?" is soon to follow.
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Adhesive » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:53 am

sillygirl wrote:Wonder if it's stuck on her fridge with artwork from her 3 & 5 year old...:lol:


LOL :rofl:
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Postby eddie » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:21 am

i find it fairly difficult to have good japanese friends. they either treat 'foreigners' with too much deference or as children.

this is just my experience talking...
but i can relate to what sillygirl's saying.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:26 am

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Postby osopolar » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:27 am


don't hate. masturbate.
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Postby prolly » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:24 am

i can't tell you how many nihonjin i've had openly laugh in my face in amusement when i speak to them in japanese; the same response i would have if i saw a dog playing the piano
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:51 am

sillygirl wrote:Wonder if it's stuck on her fridge with artwork from her 3 & 5 year old...:lol:


Well, I keep the last note you sent me on the wall in the Loo! Course some of the other stuff written on the wall has the same sort of stuff...
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Postby cujojpn » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:10 pm

Man this thread makes me so nervous, I have been trying to practice nihongo, but with no one to practice with it feels it is in one ear out the other.

I probably read Japanese like a 6yr old, always finding myself going to WWJDIC to figure out kanji and vocab. Makes me nervous for my upcoming trip.

I can only assume living there greatly improves vocab and nihongo skills.
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:23 pm

cujojpn wrote:I can only assume living there greatly improves vocab and nihongo skills.


You have no idea of the hand phrases and skills you learn right away.....
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Postby Iraira » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:46 pm

Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:31 am

"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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Postby sillygirl » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:13 pm

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Postby Behan » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:17 pm

His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:00 pm

_/_/_/ Phmeh ... _/_/_/
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:13 pm

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Postby sillygirl » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:20 pm

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Postby waruta » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:37 pm

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Postby Behan » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:19 pm

His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby kusai Jijii » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:15 pm

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Postby cujojpn » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:55 pm

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Postby maraboutslim » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:31 am

[quote="prolly"]i can't tell you how many nihonjin i've had openly laugh in my face in amusement when i speak to them in japanese]

I think the internet catch phrase to post in response is..."you're doing it wrong." Eventually you'll do it well enough that they won't notice it's a dog playing - they'll be too busy listening to the piano.
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