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Postby QwertyJPC » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:21 am

can you imagine what it would be like to be living the dreams of every single anime fan and j-drama fan? i seriously doubt it now, but not even in my wildest dreams would i think this weird thing would happen to me, which I won't tell you what it is because it's just a rumor now with no real proof.


once i get proof i will tell you everything.
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Postby hundefar » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:02 am

QwertyJPC wrote:can you imagine what it would be like to be living the dreams of every single anime fan and j-drama fan? i seriously doubt it now, but not even in my wildest dreams would i think this weird thing would happen to me, which I won't tell you what it is because it's just a rumor now with no real proof.


once i get proof i will tell you everything.


YOU ARE GOING TO SHAG DORAEMON? YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
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Concrete nightmare > freakazoid dampdream

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:08 am

QwertyJPC wrote:can you imagine what it would be like to be living the dreams of every single anime fan and j-drama fan?...
Nope.
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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:51 am

QwertyJPC wrote:can you imagine what it would be like to be living the dreams of every single anime fan and j-drama fan?

That is a thought that I will actively avoid.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:11 am

hundefar wrote:YOU ARE GOING TO SHAG DORAEMON? YOU LUCKY BASTARD!


More likely, he is being shagged by Gian.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:32 am

QwertyJPC wrote:can you imagine what it would be like to be living the dreams of every single anime fan and j-drama fan?


Most of us have already had the experience of sex with a real live Japanese girl.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:05 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Most of us have already had the experience of sex with a real live Japanese girl more than twice.


Fixed
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:08 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Most of us have already had the experience of sex with a real live Japanese girl.

I wouldn't say "most." That is reserved only for the priveledged.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:23 pm

QwertyJPC wrote:can you imagine what it would be like to be living the dreams of every single anime fan and j-drama fan? i seriously doubt it now, but not even in my wildest dreams would i think this weird thing would happen to me, which I won't tell you what it is because it's just a rumor now with no real proof.


Sounds like he got a free ticket to thisgig.
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Postby Greji » Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:46 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Most of us have already had the experience of sex with a real live Japanese girl.


You've forgotten Take's here.....
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Postby QwertyJPC » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:45 am

if it is actually going to work out....if this thing actually happens (which I seriously doubt now) your guys' minds would explode....

i'm still waiting for proof.
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Postby Christoff » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:03 am

IkemenTommy wrote:I wouldn't say "most." That is reserved only for the priveledged.


you spelled "privileged" wrong.

and I wouldn't say all have been a privilege.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:48 am

QwertyJPC wrote:if it is actually going to work out....if this thing actually happens (which I seriously doubt now) your guys' minds would explode....

i'm still waiting for proof.


Don't tell me, I know....you joined superstar tiernan on the bill of this gig, right?
Absolutely mind-blowing, dude!
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Postby QwertyJPC » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:53 am

wow... i was totally wrong. it was just a stupid rumor. i get lied to every day. my luck might change one day, but even if it really happens it's not as good as i thought it was. yeah, a job. that's what it is. and other stuff.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:35 am

QwertyJPC wrote:wow... i was totally wrong. it was just a stupid rumor. i get lied to every day. my luck might change one day, but even if it really happens it's not as good as i thought it was. yeah, a job. that's what it is. and other stuff.


Sorry to hear it. Would have been nice if you could get your dream job, but considering it was in anime and shite, I'm little bit scared to ask what it could have been.
Hope you find something cool soon (but not something that would get you arrested in a normal country).
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Postby QwertyJPC » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:30 pm

i feel so sad. i get told bullshit every day. i almost feel like crying over how bad the lies were. but i can't cry for some reason. it is a terrible sadness in my heart.
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Postby QwertyJPC » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:14 am

so much stuff has happened. now i'm more shocked than excited. i'm actually am so damn worried about everything. i'm not going to say what it is until after it has happened to me because i might have been horribly lied to again. so bear with me.
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Postby waruta » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:07 pm

QwertyJPC wrote:so much stuff has happened. now i'm more shocked than excited. i'm actually am so damn worried about everything. i'm not going to say what it is until after it has happened to me because i might have been horribly lied to again. so bear with me.


You might want to start a blog or use Twitter to share your innermost thoughts...redundant ramblings just don't cut it :violin:
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Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:27 pm

waruta wrote:You might want to start a blog or use Twitter to share your innermost thoughts...redundant ramblings just don't cut it :violin:

I recommend blogs...

Because I just LOVE twitter...

It might be one of the best communication tools ever...

CNN or news alert -> twitter
Syslog alarm->twitter (and wordpress auto email update)
Zoneminder alarm ->twitter (and wordpress auto email update + pict upload)

The problem is with some jocks and cheerleaders in need to tell the world everytime they take a shit...

Don't underestimate a tool because of the stupidity of its userbase...
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:21 pm

I looked at that twitter thing, looks like pages on an old telephone directory.
I checked facebook out too, looks like a comic book with boring captions.

I'll stick to being a fucked gaijin.
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my twitter account

Postby QwertyJPC » Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:05 am

i happen to have a twitter. i haven't posted much however so..bear with me again...
https://twitter.com/#!/qwertyjpc
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Postby BakaSan » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:16 pm

:wall: This is me every time I click something knowing I won't get my time back.

http://www.youtube.com/user/qwertyjpc

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The tsunami and earthquake is starting to effect the entire nation of Japan. it is really starting to make me worry about people over there. There is even a food supply shortage going on, but not so bad. this is just a taste i think of what is going to happen next year. it's going to be devastating. people are definitely not going to like next year, with the prediction that the world will end. is this world over already?"
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001582480029

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Postby yanpa » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:28 pm

I don't know about you, but my 2012 has been so bad I'm reduced to using mummified pension claimants as soup stock.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:58 pm

I would even dare to say:

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AND SEAL THE FR@CKING BORDER... they already let CJ back in...
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