The Official SPAM Thread

by **canman** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:47 am

Well I'm glad to see that it is not only me. I was wondering why the spam mails started to have these strange abstract art like boxes in them. I figured that it was some way to try and fool spam blockers. And I will agree the problem has gotten much worse in the past six months.
As for the advice to have multiple emails, if you go back and read my post that is what I did. I have my one private mail that I only share with family and friends, and then a yahoo address for internet shopping and sites like ESPN and the like. And no I don't surf at 2:00am for those kind of sites. I do it at 2:00pm in the afternoon when I'm still genki!

by **canman** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:45 pm

Am I the only one getting deluged with spam all in German. God this stuff drives me crazy. I block each and every address each and every time, but it makes no difference. And this security program I have avast, what a piece of crap that is. Any suggestions, other than unplugging the machine.

by **Charles** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:26 am

by **dimwit** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:32 am

canman wrote:Am I the only one getting deluged with spam all in German. God this stuff drives me crazy. I block each and every address each and every time, but it makes no difference. And this security program I have avast, what a piece of crap that is. Any suggestions, other than unplugging the machine.

Time to stop watching German nude volleyball videos.

by **GuyJean** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:22 am

I just arrived in Japan

Hello!Konnichiwa!
How are you?
Before we emailed each other about penpal, do you still remember?
Today I arrived in Japan,Tokyo in the morning!
I am very excited to come to Japan!!
Lets be friends or guide me around!
Please call me: 090-6054xxxx and lets meet today or tomorrow!
Watashiwa nihongoga hanasemasu, but want to learn more difficult word people use on news!
Or give me your phone number!
I want to open my own language school and restaurant in Japan!
I traveled to many countries around the world.
When I traveled I met many Japanese and they were my best friends!
Now I am staying at hotel and after will rent apartment for 2 years somewhere.
I am staying in central Tokyo now and want to visit Chiba,Yokohama,different areas in Kanto!
I have my own language school and restaurant in my hometown!
In my free time I like to listen to music, watching a movies, eating out,cooking, doing sports, traveling, nature,taking photos!
I am single white male looking for my dreamed female, I have broun hair and blue eyes, good-looking, gentleman, honest, serious,intelligent!
Please call me soon!
Sincerely yours,
See you!
Michael

GJ

by **canman** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:24 pm

Gaijin,
I didn't mean to send that to you. It was only to go to all the ladies out there.

by **dimwit** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:03 am

From Mohammad Kellis

Hi! I am bored this evening. I am 25 y.o. girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at XXXXXX@XXXX. Don't miss some of my naughty pictures.

I just got another one from a 'Jack'.

by **Greji** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:04 am

Charles wrote:

This is great Chas! Is it a new scam, or have I been leading a sheltered toss? I think I'll put one on my web site so I can cut down on my shopping costs!
:cool:

by **Greji** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:06 am

GuyJean wrote:I just arrived in Japan
Quote:
Hello!Konnichiwa!
How are you?
Before we emailed each other about penpal, do you still remember?
Today I arrived in Japan,Tokyo in the morning!
I am very excited to come to Japan!!
Lets be friends or guide me around!
Please call me: 090-6054xxxx and lets meet today or tomorrow!
Watashiwa nihongoga hanasemasu, but want to learn more difficult word people use on news!
Or give me your phone number!
I want to open my own language school and restaurant in Japan!
I traveled to many countries around the world.
When I traveled I met many Japanese and they were my best friends!
Now I am staying at hotel and after will rent apartment for 2 years somewhere.
I am staying in central Tokyo now and want to visit Chiba,Yokohama,different areas in Kanto!
I have my own language school and restaurant in my hometown!
In my free time I like to listen to music, watching a movies, eating out,cooking, doing sports, traveling, nature,taking photos!
I am single white male looking for my dreamed female, I have broun hair and blue eyes, good-looking, gentleman, honest, serious,intelligent!
Please call me soon!
Sincerely yours,
See you!
Michael

GJ

That's not spam GJ, the dude is just answering your on-line ad!
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:48 pm

I just received this semi-targeted request from Nigerian startup company and its CEO, Mr. theworld-greater-programmer@homail.com.

am will to hear from you because am interesting in learning how build robot so i can established my company in nigeria. u can reach me at +234082878xxx. am waiting for your reply.

by **Captain Japan** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:19 pm

Hello,
My name is Brandon,I am pilot,can you see my photo?
I have problem,I am lonely and can not find female for marriage
Today and tomorrow-Sunday is my day off I was looking in files in my computer and found your email address
I think we emailed a long time ago only once or twice, I dont remember, so I have to tell you one more time Nice to meet you,hajimemashitte!
Originally Iam from USA,New-York working in Tokyo
Today and tomorrow are my holidays,would you like to meet for coffee, do you know starbucks at southen terrace exit of Shinjuku Jr station?
Lets be friends 1st or fun conversation or language/culture exchange,WATASHIWA NIHONGOGA HANASEMASU DEMO MADA BENKYO SHITEIMASU
I do not know why I can not find special female for marriage, maybe I should try to start living together or engage right away?
I think best way is to meet and talk,go playing somewhere, are you free today-saturday or tomorrow sunday or what day are you fine to meet?
When meeting for the 1st time we usually polite and talk about neutral or general topics like hobbies,wheather, spring,ume... and after we become friendly we ask direct questions
We never ask on 1st meeting questions as Why did you come to Japan?How many people you emailed?Show me your passport!
Email me soon
Brandon

by **Greji** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:45 pm

Captain Japan wrote:"....Today and tomorrow are my holidays,would you like to meet for coffee, do you know starbucks at southen terrace exit of Shinjuku Jr station?...."

Well, Capt'n? Did ya meet him?
:cool:

by **GuyJean** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:14 pm

Hello,
Its Matt Harrison
I can teach you how to have many foreing friend and how happily communicate with people from all around the world!
I teach at Goldman Sachs,Tokyo
My photo:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/gtreds/se/84278.jpg
I am single American male from New-York.
Before I emailed after seing your penpal message,did my emails arrive?
I have this new email address, I hope you will get my email this time?
Would you like to practice English with me?Teach me Japanese too and lets be friends!I am also looking for girlfriend
I can kindly help you and asnwer your questions about foreinger,culture, how we think and other, so your dreams come true
What day or evening can you meet in center of Tokyo?
Yoroshiku,
Matt

Fuck, I hope he doesn't teach English at GS..

GJ

by **nottu** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:38 am

by **GuyJean** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:54 am

by **Behan** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:58 am

This could save a lot of time not having to bother calling all my wife's lovers to figure out where she's at.

by **Captain Japan** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:21 am

Dear Friend!

I am Ando Satoshi, Japanese national; an attorney at Law, and the official
receiver in charge of administering the funds from the sale of the assets
of the bankruptcy estate of Sphere Energy Japan. This is the real deal. By
virtue of my position as the trustee of the bankruptcy estate, I have processed
the claims of all the creditors and also issued out cheques for their claims.
However, a certain surplus amounting to about Four Million Seven Hundred Thousand
and fifty British Pounds Sterling (Ј4,750,000.00) is yet to be disbursed out.
To this end, I am seeking your assistance to transfer about Four Million Seven
Hundred Thousand and fifty British Pounds Sterling. I want you to help me collect
this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. Please kindly note that
upon the receipt of these funds from the financial institution, you shall invest
it in your line of business and dispatch the profit to charitable home. As soon
as i receive your response, I shall communicate with you, and let you know the
details of the transfer. Whatever your actions and your decision are, I thank
you for taking the time to read this email. Please note that this is not a scam
as it does not require upfront payment but escrow payment.

Regards,

Ando Satoshi
futurebk@batelco.com.bh

by **Greji** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:44 pm

[quote="Captain Japan"]Dear Friend!

I am Ando Satoshi, Japanese national]

Hey, that's probably Ando Miki's old man, so it's gotta be good. Capt'n, why don't you give'm Mulboyne's bank account and credit card numbers and let's sit back and watch where it goes!
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:34 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, that's probably Ando Miki's old man....

Can't be him...he's been dead for years.

by **Christoff** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:39 am

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat May 07, 2011 6:25 pm

Comment spam I received* today from a spambot aptly named "BagHag" ...

[INDENT]

The way to support Japan...
The best way to assist the persons of the Japan earthquake. We've got all the discount Louis Vuitton Handbags that Japan needs to rebuild. We wish our affiliates fine and happy so excellent post the idea

[/INDENT]

...which reminded me of...

[+]

by **wuchan** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:06 pm

by **BigInJapan** » Tue May 10, 2011 7:32 pm

wuchan wrote:I am Mr. Ping Wong, director of Audit & records of my bank and account manager of Mobil Petroleum Bhd Kuala Lumpur Malaysia.

It seems the Nigerian 419 scammers think that putting another country like Malaysia in the mail will fool their potential victims.
Slightly different version 419 scam
Have fun scambaiting...

by **Christoff** » Sat May 14, 2011 12:13 pm

God damn it, I thought I had shut this thread down... 19 months was a good run I guess.

by **draku** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:15 am

by **Greji** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:13 pm

draku wrote:I found this pretty fucked up love-anime, love-myself, fat white girl visited my website and asked me to follow the link. Honestly, THIS is the reason why people think I'm such a loser like living in Japan speaking Japanese language.

I'm not normally into white women, but if she's a three holer, I'll issue her a YBF waiver and take her off your hands....
:cool:

by **matsuki** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:37 pm

Hey Greji, 3 holer or not, from the size of her she'd make a pretty strong snake vacuum.

by **Greji** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:51 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Hey Greji, 3 holer or not, from the size of her she'd make a pretty strong snake vacuum.

You're right. That should do it.

Snake vacuum mattress
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:48 pm

Thanks to some remarkably bonehead doctor friends using cc rather than bcc and "reply all", my email was clogged with these this morning. :confused:

___________________________________________________________

http://www.irs.gov/privacy/article/0,,id=179820,00.html

by **wuchan** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:34 pm

I am a fucking magnet for these things:

from:
Dennis Watson, dwjjapan@gmail.com

Hello,
How are you and your family? I just hope this email finds you well. Kindly pardon me for reaching out to you in this manner and I apologize for any inconvenience this might cause you. I just want you to know I had an urgent trip to Spain to participate in a Seminar.

Everything was fine until I got robbed on my way back to my hotel. I lost my money, cards & mobile phone in the course of this attack, I'm so glad that I wasn't harm or hurt. Kindly observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that I'm fine and definitely not hurt. Only that my financial situation is so dire now because I have no money on me to balance my bills and take care of my miscellaneous expenses till my departure next weekend. Anyway I have also reported the incident to the police for an assistance and they advised I block all my accounts, including my bank cards immediately.

I'm sending you this message to inform you that am presently stranded at the moment and need your assistance with a loan of 2500euros[about $3400usd] to balance my outstanding and pay up my bills till my departure. Please let me know if you would be able help me with this amount or any amount you can afford to lend me. I will refund you the money even with interest immediately upon my arrival back home.

Thanks in advance and with much appreciation,
Looking forward to your reply.

regards, Dennis Watson

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