'HO, HO, HO!' Post retarded Japanese Kurisumasu news here

[Behan]

You are right, Cyka. I went back to the page and it seems like it's a large chain. Just the list for the Kansai area is pretty big.

http://www.chapel-hotel.co.jp/search_area/area/kansai.html

[Taro Toporific]

[Charles]

The Telegraph:

World's most expensive Christmas tree on display

The world's most expensive Christmas tree has just gone on display in Japan - and it worth a cool £1million.



The world's most expensive Christmas tree has gone on display in Japan. Despite the recession, the makers have created the dazzling 24k gold tree to create a "gorgeous atmosphere". The tree is decorated with more than 240 jewels including diamond baubles and strings of pearls, weighs more than 21 kilograms - and is worth (£1million) 150million yen. The tree went on display this week at the Ginza Tanaka jewellery shop in Shinsaibashi, Osaka.

...more...

[IkemenTommy]

Just wait till someone rips that off from the display.. just watch.

[Taro Toporific]

[SIZE="5"]Kaiju-Taro Christmas!
[/SIZE]


...."Taro Kaijuu PRESENTS! Christmas Taro for shocks for Six Nights before Holy Night...

...Also offered is the: "SUNGUTS HONPO Cumguts FlipBook set Christmas-Taro Exclusive"

[Taro Toporific]

Gather around the revered [SIZE="3"]Spinning Sagittated Calamari Tree![/SIZE]

Advanced design Original design
Details here.

[DrP]

Before I vomit I'd like to shhhay... as xmas is rapidly approaching, yours truly, duly excommunicated santarchist , will be <not> coordinating any such santa oriented things such as the hentai santa stamp rally, strip pole santa, black trucks vs. santa pro wrestling, punk ass santa, santa demo at the emperor's birthday , santa-all-u-can-drink-cheap-sochu-and-puke-on-the-train, or any such nonsense. So dont even bother contacting me --- I dare you.

[Sentakki Fried Chicken]

[2triky]

[GomiGirl]

I wonder how much myrrh was in christmas stockings this year? You know, there is never any myrrh when you are looking for it. There should be more stockists.

(OK - am taking myself off to bed now - enough silliness for one day)

[Sentakki Fried Chicken]

It is quite strange but although the connection maybe tenuous, it's well known that myrrh is a substance that was often used as an embalming agent/ointment in the ancient world...

I had no idea...I thought it was a dangerous animal...

[Mulboyne]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

It's that time of the year again.......

Oh, Chinko bells, chinko bells, chinko all the way,
It's time for all of us to deride
How Christmas traditions the Japanese do slay, hey!

Tokyu Hands' fake snow,
Triumph bra display,
Oh what fun it is to see,
Christmas the Japanese way.

Eve sees cock tales ring,
A rabuho for the night,
Gee, those Kentucky Fried registers,
Will really ring tonight!

Oh, Chinko bells, chinko bells, chinko all the way,
It's time for all of us to deride
How Christmas traditions the Japanese do slay, hey!.

[Mulboyne]

From here.

[IkemenTommy]

[quote="Mulboyne"]
With a "Ho-ey" costume like that, she is begging to get her brain fucked out on Christmas Eve.

[BO-SENSEI]

Ummm, I am confused, aren't they all the same girl? Well you look at the pictures when she is in the white costume you can see a tattoo on here left back shoulder. But in the other pics, there are no tattoos. Photoshop?

[Greji]

Ummm, I am confused, aren't they all the same girl? Well you look at the pictures when she is in the white costume you can see a tattoo on here left back shoulder. But in the other pics, there are no tattoos. Photoshop?

Stickeys....?

[Marked Trail]

Tommy Lee Jones will do anything.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Tommy Lee Jones will do anything.

...it's sad.

....but then, just as I was about to slam him and make some smarmy comment about how I'd love to meet some women with TLJ's obviously high principles, I realized that I'm a yen whore myself, just not as good at it as he is....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

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[Marked Trail]

Merry and gay Christmas for Happy Hikikomori...


http://hikiculture.livejournal.com/

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I sense Taro's work here....Transvestite Santas (from 3yen).

[Greji]

I sense Taro's work here....Transvestite Santas (from 3yen).

Yeah, that's him, but he always gets it wrong. He tried it last year, but ended up as a red-nosed reindeer in a beard and a G-string....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Yeah, that's him, but he always gets it wrong. He tried it last year, but ended up as a red-nosed reindeer in a beard and a G-string....

At least he didn't end up like this other Japanese Kurisumasu staple....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Santa (statue) in Kobe masked to protect against swine flu....



As a self-respecting Mother Fuck Foreigner, I think the Japanese should show more respect for our traditions.

[Mulboyne]

Santa (statue) in Kobe masked to protect against swine flu....

Another picture:


Yomiuri

[Taro Toporific]

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/photojournal/graph/photojournal/1.html
Rickshaw drivers dressed in Santa Claus costumes pull customers in Tokyo on Thursday, Dec. 3...more...

[Coligny]

Merry and gay Christmas for Happy Hikikomori...


http://hikiculture.livejournal.com/

Wow... that just seeing that pict and I feel my bughole stretching... that or I sat on the gerbil by accident... again... that's really the true spirit of christmas...

[sublight]

Speaking of retarded Christmas news, philosophy major and level-80 paladin Grant Piper lets us know the true meaning (well, pronunciation anyway) of Xmas in today's Japan Times.

"Christmas worms its way into stores and shops everywhere like a spastic reflex... If I ask how one spells the word Christmas, I am given "X-mas" in reply, as if people do not recognize that it is an abbreviation of some other word to begin with."

Sure you are Grant, sure you are.

[pheyton]

Speaking of retarded Christmas news, philosophy major and level-80 paladin Grant Piper lets us know the true meaning (well, pronunciation anyway) of Xmas in today's Japan Times.

"Christmas worms its way into stores and shops everywhere like a spastic reflex... If I ask how one spells the word Christmas, I am given "X-mas" in reply, as if people do not recognize that it is an abbreviation of some other word to begin with."

Sure you are Grant, sure you are.

Pffftttt..... lvl 80 Pallies are for cowards. Heal, heal, heal, bubble, heal, heal, rinse, repeat. A true WOW gnerd plays clothies because 1 hit and your pwned.

Merry fuckin Winter Solstice.