Japan wannabes "waiting to be insiders"

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

You don't know anything about me. How dare you assume that I am as on the right as Limbaugh.... or some such nonsense that you would say to this comment.

From what I have seen you post. Why are you so shocked? You have been making similar nonsensical generalizations about me from the start. Can't you take what you dish out? Maybe it's the cowardly bully in you.

You pathetic dolt. This is what is called sarcasm. It is a form of humor. It requires a certain amount of intelligence. You flunked this one too. No wonder you are in Japan. By the way, you seem to have an issue with bullies.

No, what I said was that many foreigners in Japan are melnicks. Most of those guys are military. There are exceptions, of course, but the general rule is that they are goofs.

And again you overgeneralize and distort. You did not mention the military when you first made your comment about foreigners who take advantage of the same English-speaking girls over and over.

Newflash. Generalizations become generalizations because, generally, there is a lot of truth to them you inane buck private.

And why if you are so gung-ho about the US military do you never miss an opportunity to insult servicemen? Ingrate. What do you know about what kind of person is in the military anyway? You are clueless.

No, the real military is over there doing the job. Guys like you were gassing up their tanks. You are a mess hall wannabe.

You're doing a lot of presuming yourself bub.

C'mon. I've been fending off your ridiculous presumptions about me since your first comment about what I wrote.

Pray tell how? You came to Japan when you were 20 according to your post and you have been living there ever since. That means you have no college education except for possibly an associates degree. In my opinion you are an Arkie with no knowledge of anything and, frankly, if you have been in Japan since the age of 20 that is absolutely the case. Well maybe you went to Joji or ICU but those are not real colleges.

No, you came to Japan to get a life.

Here is a prime example of your asinine presumptions. How the fuck would you know about my life in any way?

How would I know. I am taking an educated guess. I have met many people with your story Armadeus. Okay where the fuck are you from?

Armchair Japanese? Dude I function very well in both cultures. You will never really get it because you were not speaking/listening to Japanese and Japan as a child.

I seriously doubt your arrogance goes over well in Japan, much less in the US. You are certainly showing your complete lack of tact and manners here in the way you have responded to me from the beginning. I am not impressed. You are as childish as they come, and your language skills did not impress me either.

Shows how much you know about Japan. Dude, most Japanese who are accomplished are QUITE arrogant about it. You just can't be arrogant to your direct boss. Mostly you can be arrogant with your suppliers. In fact, you should be arrogant. If you knew one fucking thing about Japan you would know that. But they must have left this one out of your lecture at Joji. PS: What language exchange. We wrote a few things back and forth, you give yourself high marks??? Well, for Joji maybe.

No, I brought up someone I know who came to Japan because she wanted to and not out of necessity. That's why she doesn't have a chip on her shoulder and you do.

Why do you keep insisting that I came here "out of necessity?" I came here because I wanted to. Get that through your thick skull.

So why did you stay there genius? Was it the balmy weather. The lush beaches, the pool in the backyard, the peaceful roadtrips? What? It is because it was the only place an abject loser like yourself could feel special just by associating with the fawners. That is why you are there and you can deny it all you want. After all, Tokyo on a hot day still beats the hell out of Pig Scrotum, Arkansas doesn't it? Arkie.

I do not have a chip on my shoulder, except maybe toward rude people like you. To not want to play along with shallow stereotypes is not the same thing as having a chip on your shoulder. I don't know where you get that. Your whole "point" is that everyone should know his place and be grateful for what scraps come his way. You certainly don't practice what you preach.

No genius. My point is that you are just as bigoted, just as shallow and just as backward as all those people you look down on. How dare you, as an Arkie with a paltry education fully funded by the US taxpayers attempt to tell anybody anything. Useless is what you are.

I am having a tantrum??? Dude, you have referred to me as shitbag, turdmunch or whatever. Get a grip dude. You are just looking silly now.

It is only now that you have refrained from using profanity. You have been calling me names like "motherfucker" since the first few posts. You twist the truth to suit yourself, but I am not fooled.

My friend you are truly a pathetic piece of work. To think stooges like you got jobs in the military when you really should have been slogging hamburgers.

No, I began this thread by calling you on an incredible assumption you make. That is, you ASSUME that America's version of internationalization is better.

Incorrect. I have made no such assumption. My point was that "kokusaika" as it is practiced does not jibe with the meaning of the word. I did not say that the American way was best, nor did I mention America at all. I have even asked the question "what do you think internationalization means?" and similar questions to encourage debate. In response to that, you made some inane joke about Engrish and taking peoples' jobs. You don't have a point, you just want to troll.

You clearly were implying that Japan doesn't get it and should be doing better. You have missed the point completely. There is no better.

Dude, that is not the case. If Japan truly internationalized goofs like you would be unemployed.

Again, all you can do is call me names. You have nothing pertinent to say.

Other than the truth, I have nothing pertinent to say. Finally you got something right.

Understand this, and after 17 years you should know this, Japanese do NOT view what goes on in America as something to emulate.

You demonstrate once again that you have a short memory. I have already acknowledged this and said I don't want the Japanese to mimic Americans, especially your kind. I know this very well. But do you? You are the "America supremacist" around here.

I guess a few concepts are just too difficult for you to grasp. America is number one in many areas. But I never indicated that I thought other societies should attempt to be like us. Indeed, they cannot.

Quit talking to your wife all the time and make some friends who are interested in something other than your pretty blue (but blank) eyes.

Again with the totally wrong assumptions. You know absolutely nothing about me outside of what I have told you. I suggest you shut up about my personal life.

Or what. Dude, you are also undoubtedly a henpecked litte bugger as well.

I am an original. You are off the rack and it blows your little public school educated mind to finally hear a different point of view. Wake up! I am the future.

You are nothing. Nothing you have said impresses me whatsoever. You are only full of yourself. And you have no respect for others and their opinions. Someone makes a statement, and you flame them instead of calmly stating your counterargument. You are not the future, nor are you original or anything other than rude and obnoxious.

No, I thing soldiers who fall into Japan and stay there with nothing of value to add are the ones who are nothing. Go have some natto and sleep it off you wack job.

Maybe it was because you placed such great emphasis on age that made me respond in kind. Bumpkin!

Wrong. You asked me my age in Japanese. I tire of your lies. Dishonest people like you will never earn my respect. You should at least double-check the thread so your lies will be more plausible.

Total buffoon. Reread your own thread.

Since you have such a short memory, or cannot refer back to the first page for some reason, here is a direct quote of your first response to my opinion:

No, I guess the world has to choose your way or the highway. Of course, you don't complain at all when people are biased in your favor do you? Japan has a lot to offer so quit your whining before my puke goes into orbit and rains little bitty pieces of corn kernels down on your blunt head.

Now who was the first to be a rude ass? Who was first to resort to idiotic threats? Who made no less than two asinine assumptions in one paragraph and then twisted them into personal attacks? Who is the one who cannot have a calm debate in an adult fashion? Of course, that would be you. Liar.

No. I can say categorically that after two days of this nonsense that you are a moron. This is not an insult but just a statement of fact.

That is just New Yorkese for "pardon me sir, but you sound like an utter dumbass." Now that I have rephrased it do you feel better?

It does not bother me in the least that you have a different opinion. I welcome debate. What bothers me is that you feel you have to be a childish ass about it.

The center of the universe amigo. The big apple, NYC, the financial capital of the world, melting pot of the globe, Manhattan is where I write you from.

And you know what? I am neither impressed nor do I care. If anything it just goes to show that if one assumes that all New Yorkers are cultured and sophisticated, one would be proven wrong by example of you.

Then why did you f'ing ask me you bipolar dingleberry?

Likewise amigo, likewise.

You are famous on this board as a childish ass. It is plain to see.

Come on. I am rude to all and enjoyed by all.

No I am not. I am merely disagreeing with you. Sorry to have caused your public funded brains to shoot out the top of your pointy head like wip cream on a hot day but the truth hurts.

You did not "merely disagree." You attempted to insult, and tried to make your "point" with a childish and idiotic threat about vomit. Is that supposed to impress me that you "are the future"? Please. You are simply an arrogant fool and an opportunistic liar.

Never lied, never swayed on this board. I think you have spent too many years in Japan. You are beginning to believe your own horseshit.

You lose, asshole. Now piss off.

Well, I win and I am pissing on your pointy (and sometimes blunt) Arkie head again!

Tata!

[Armandeus]

No wonder you are in Japan.

Dissing Japan now?

By the way, you seem to have an issue with bullies.

I have an issue with assholes like you.

Newflash. Generalizations become generalizations because, generally, there is a lot of truth to them you inane buck private.

In this case you are not only wrong, but totally clueless.

No, the real military is over there doing the job. Guys like you were gassing up their tanks. You are a mess hall wannabe.

You don't know what you are talking about, loser. You come to this board from New York and claim to know all about Japan and the US, but all you know is what your little mind can barely comprehend in between making up generalizations based on your own fantasies. It is laughable.

Pray tell how? You came to Japan when you were 20 according to your post and you have been living there ever since. That means you have no college education except for possibly an associates degree.

Wrong, moron. I have an MA. I went to a Japanese university, you idiot.

In my opinion you are an Arkie with no knowledge of anything and, frankly, if you have been in Japan since the age of 20 that is absolutely the case.

Who cares what your opinion is. You are a loser and a nobody. How strange that you equate being in Japan with knowing nothing, when you were so eager earlier on to show how being in Japan equates with experience and knowledge. Your blatant self-contradictions are pathetic.

How would I know. I am taking an educated guess. I have met many people with your story Armadeus. Okay where the fuck are you from?

Why the fuck do I need to tell you, shithead? Keep your asinine presumptions to yourself.

Shows how much you know about Japan. Dude, most Japanese who are accomplished are QUITE arrogant about it.

And they are seen as assholes, like yourself. What a fitting role-model for you. You are so full of shit it isn't funny. All I see is a raving loser who is so convinced of his own self-importance that he will say absolutely anything in order to pump himself up. Pathetic.

PS: What language exchange. We wrote a few things back and forth, you give yourself high marks??? Well, for Joji maybe.

No, I gave you low marks. Maybe your reading comprehension is too low to even understand the sentence in English where I said this. Your Japanese did not impress me. There were even mistakes.

If you are going to pull things out of your ass, get the spelling right. It's Jouchi. Additionally, you have once again demonstrated your ignorance, this time about the status of universities in Japan.

So why did you stay there genius?

Why is that any of your business at all, obnoxious twerp?

No genius. My point is that you are just as bigoted, just as shallow and just as backward as all those people you look down on. How dare you, as an Arkie with a paltry education fully funded by the US taxpayers attempt to tell anybody anything. Useless is what you are.

Worthless is what you are. How dare you make even more bullshit presumptions about me when you know absolutely nothing. You are the bigot here. I never made any comments looking down on anyone. I was talking about stereotypes, not pegging people into them, like you do often. All I see you write is generalizations and stereotypes. You insult all foreigners for womanizing, all military for being stupid, all people who don't live in big cities as backward, etc. You are a mental midget with the largest chip on his shoulder I have ever seen.

My friend you are truly a pathetic piece of work. To think stooges like you got jobs in the military when you really should have been slogging hamburgers.

And once again you resort to inane insults in order to dodge the truth.

You clearly were implying that Japan doesn't get it and should be doing better. You have missed the point completely. There is no better.

If you wish to make that point, fine. I have no problem with that. However, if you are going to be childish and insulting about it, I will not tolerate it. You obviously need to learn to debate in a more mature manner.

Other than the truth, I have nothing pertinent to say. Finally you got something right.

No, the truth is that you have nothing pertinent to say.

I guess a few concepts are just too difficult for you to grasp. America is number one in many areas. But I never indicated that I thought other societies should attempt to be like us. Indeed, they cannot.

Again with the personal insults. Are you so immature that you must insult your opponent in a debate in order to make a point? How pitiful and impotent.

Or what. Dude, you are also undoubtedly a henpecked litte bugger as well.

Or nothing. I don't make pitiful little threats like you do that I know I cannot carry out. You obviously have neither common sense nor manners, so asking you to be civil is a waste of time.

No, I thing soldiers who fall into Japan and stay there with nothing of value to add are the ones who are nothing. Go have some natto and sleep it off you wack job.

Again you spout crap when you know nothing at all. It is you who have nothing to add, you bum in the streets of New York typing like a big man on some terminal in a facility for the homeless. You are either unemployed or living off daddy and mommy, with all the time you spend here.

Total buffoon. Reread your own thread.

You were first, idiot. I did reread the thread, and that is what I found.

No. I can say categorically that after two days of this nonsense that you are a moron. This is not an insult but just a statement of fact.

How utterly pathetic. Once again you insult me when you have nothing meaningful to say.

Then why did you f'ing ask me you bipolar dingleberry?

Get a clue, moron. It is because you constantly harp on your bigotry against people in smaller cities and call me Arkie. You can't even make that simple connection?

Come on. I am rude to all and enjoyed by all.

Nobody enjoys an obnoxious cretin. People are only putting up with you because you are too childish to know when to stop. I am still writing to you because your ignorance and stupidity are so amusing.

Never lied, never swayed on this board. I think you have spent too many years in Japan. You are beginning to believe your own horseshit.

Wrong. I have pointed out your lies. You are merely in denial. Liar.

Well, I win and I am pissing on your pointy (and sometimes blunt) Arkie head again!

What a nice elementary school boy retort that was. You have lost a long time ago, because you are a true loser.

[GomiGirl]

I think I will speak for everybody on the board when I say ENOUGH!!! Both of you!! It is way past boring.

Armandeus please stop feeding the trolls.. trolls are like hydra.. or better yet - gremilins - ie don't get them wet and don't feed after midnight.

[jingai]

This is the time when the yakuza-looking guy who runs the place picks the two of you up by the neck, and throws you out into the street. The next time he won't be so nice.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

No wonder you are in Japan.

Dissing Japan now?

No genius, I am dissing losers like you who have no other place to go. That is who I am dissing you shit for brains Arkie.

By the way, you seem to have an issue with bullies.

I have an issue with assholes like you.

Wrong again. You have a problem with "bullies." I bet everyone who disagrees with you is a bully. Am I wrong about that too? Sure...my friend you need serious counseling.

Newflash. Generalizations become generalizations because, generally, there is a lot of truth to them you inane buck private.

In this case you are not only wrong, but totally clueless.

No, I am right about you. You are some form of Arkie, you joined the army because you had nothing to do with your life and you have lived in Japan for 17 years and your command of the language is laughable (this is because you have a low IQ).

No, the real military is over there doing the job. Guys like you were gassing up their tanks. You are a mess hall wannabe.

You don't know what you are talking about, loser. You come to this board from New York and claim to know all about Japan and the US, but all you know is what your little mind can barely comprehend in between making up generalizations based on your own fantasies. It is laughable.

You constantly state I am wrong about my assumptions about you. However, you refuse to tell us where you are from. You refuse to tell us what you did in the army and you refuse to say what your "profession" is. Furthermore, you say you can to Japan by choice. It is quite clear that you came to Japan from some God forsaken shithole and found life better in Japan. Why don't you just admit it because you have already given us all enough facts. What a joke.

Pray tell how? You came to Japan when you were 20 according to your post and you have been living there ever since. That means you have no college education except for possibly an associates degree.

Wrong, moron. I have an MA. I went to a Japanese university, you idiot.

You piece of dogshit. Why did you cut my statement which indicated that maybe you went to some Japanese University. Which one? Joji, Jouchi or whatever the fuck. Here is a newsflash. Japan's universities are the laughingstock of the world. That is where you went to school? Well maybe you went to Temple University in Japan or something. Frankly they are all terrible institutions more interested in separating students from their yen than imparting knowledge. You should have got your education somewhere real.

In my opinion you are an Arkie with no knowledge of anything and, frankly, if you have been in Japan since the age of 20 that is absolutely the case.

Who cares what your opinion is. You are a loser and a nobody. How strange that you equate being in Japan with knowing nothing, when you were so eager earlier on to show how being in Japan equates with experience and knowledge. Your blatant self-contradictions are pathetic.

No, I never said anything like that. I think a person should be well rounded and live in various places. You went from one shithole in America to a shithole university to a shithole backwoods town in Japan (where you are likely sponging off your in-laws. Oh, bad assumption right. Pray tell, where are your in-laws from?

How would I know. I am taking an educated guess. I have met many people with your story Armadeus. Okay where the fuck are you from?

Why the fuck do I need to tell you, shithead? Keep your asinine presumptions to yourself.

What difference does it make? Sounds like you have something to be ashamed of. Well, I don't blame you. That is why you are in Japan. To them, the town of Pignuts Arkansas sounds romantic.

Shows how much you know about Japan. Dude, most Japanese who are accomplished are QUITE arrogant about it.

And they are seen as assholes, like yourself. What a fitting role-model for you. You are so full of shit it isn't funny. All I see is a raving loser who is so convinced of his own self-importance that he will say absolutely anything in order to pump himself up. Pathetic.

No, they are seen as normal. Unfortunately, arrogance is common in Japan. You are so insightful about the culture you are glomming off of that it is frightening.

PS: What language exchange. We wrote a few things back and forth, you give yourself high marks??? Well, for Joji maybe.

No, I gave you low marks. Maybe your reading comprehension is too low to even understand the sentence in English where I said this. Your Japanese did not impress me. There were even mistakes.

What a hoot. Why don't you post my "mistakes" ESL boy.

If you are going to pull things out of your ass, get the spelling right. It's Jouchi. Additionally, you have once again demonstrated your ignorance, this time about the status of universities in Japan.

I will admit flat out to you that I have no experience with Japan's horrible universities. I could care less if it is joji, jouchi, or whatever the fuck. It is a university for socializing.

So why did you stay there genius?

Why is that any of your business at all, obnoxious twerp?

Well, here is another question you will refuse to answer. "What, Armadeus, would you do for work if you came back to the United States? Who would hire your washed up, pidgin Japanese speaking ass?"

Okay, refuse to answer that one too. The answer is you are trapped in Japan. You have no skills, no resume, no education and no employment history. After 17 years of this bullshit you can't come home. Well, at least it beats bagging the groceries in the Piggely Wiggely (feel free to correct my spelling on Piggely Wiggely too).

No genius. My point is that you are just as bigoted, just as shallow and just as backward as all those people you look down on. How dare you, as an Arkie with a paltry education fully funded by the US taxpayers attempt to tell anybody anything. Useless is what you are.

Worthless is what you are. How dare you make even more bullshit presumptions about me when you know absolutely nothing. You are the bigot here. I never made any comments looking down on anyone. I was talking about stereotypes, not pegging people into them, like you do often. All I see you write is generalizations and stereotypes. You insult all foreigners for womanizing, all military for being stupid, all people who don't live in big cities as backward, etc. You are a mental midget with the largest chip on his shoulder I have ever seen.

You refuse to answer questions. I am forced to go on the usual presumptions. Frankly, I am dead on target about you. Furthermore, reread my posts. I have always stated that there are exceptions. MOST, not all, of the military is comprised of trash. Not all. There is also a smattering of the group that you represent. The I understand and am interested in Japan crowd. No, you are not interested in understanding or really attracted to Japan. It happens to be the only country you could travel to and find a spouse. The understanding Japan bullshit is just your way of glorifying your pathetic existence. You will undoubtedly deny this as well. You have a serious denial problem but the only reason you post back to me is because I am right and it is getting under your skin bigtime.

My friend you are truly a pathetic piece of work. To think stooges like you got jobs in the military when you really should have been slogging hamburgers.

And once again you resort to inane insults in order to dodge the truth.

What is the truth Armandeus? Okay, you were of man of wealth and accomplishments prior to coming to Japan as chief potato peeler for the 57th brigade. Your thirst for knowledge, demonstrated by your actually graduating from a US public high school (or GED program) was further pricked by being in the proximity of Japan's wonderful universities. You were accepted at Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Columbia and Cornell. However, you choice JOUCHI because only it offered unique educational opportunities not to be found in any US university (your decision had nothing to do with the fact that JOUCHI was loaded with young Asian women who had no direct knowledge of your family estate in Greenwich CT and summer cottage on the Cape. These gals only talked to you because they were interested in the real you and not your family's immense wealth.

Get the picture Armandeus? Okay, I guess not.

No, I thing soldiers who fall into Japan and stay there with nothing of value to add are the ones who are nothing. Go have some natto and sleep it off you wack job.

Again you spout crap when you know nothing at all. It is you who have nothing to add, you bum in the streets of New York typing like a big man on some terminal in a facility for the homeless. You are either unemployed or living off daddy and mommy, with all the time you spend here.

Yeah, that's right I spend a lot of time here. Frankly I spend a lot less than you and a lot of other folks. Here is why I post here. I am an incredible insomniac and sleep about 3 hours per night. I was out of Mommy and Daddy's house when I got a scholarship to a US IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY. I also worked full time through TWO master's degrees you goof. days of this nonsense that you are a moron. This is not an insult but just a statement of fact.[/quote]

Come on. I am rude to all and enjoyed by all.

Nobody enjoys an obnoxious cretin. People are only putting up with you because you are too childish to know when to stop. I am still writing to you because your ignorance and stupidity are so amusing.

You are very wrong. Most people on this board have a sense of humor. GG is an exception and so are you. You just don't get it.

Never lied, never swayed on this board. I think you have spent too many years in Japan. You are beginning to believe your own horseshit.

Wrong. I have pointed out your lies. You are merely in denial. Liar.

What lies you goof. This is truly pathetic.

Well, I win and I am pissing on your pointy (and sometimes blunt) Arkie head again!

What a nice elementary school boy retort that was. You have lost a long time ago, because you are a true loser.

Okay, sure, I agree with that....Your a man without a country living off your in laws and your wife. Okay, I am the loser 7 years your junior with a US$650K apartment in midtown.

[GomiGirl]

Gai - It is time for your nap or your lithium..

hardly entertaining - well it is just the same old spewage just targeted at a different person.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

No, this thread of insults is on an entirely new topic.

[Armandeus]

No genius, I am dissing losers like you who have no other place to go. That is who I am dissing you shit for brains Arkie.

You know nothing, and you are the shit for brains here, asshole.

Wrong again. You have a problem with "bullies." I bet everyone who disagrees with you is a bully. Am I wrong about that too? Sure...my friend you need serious counseling.

You are wrong. I take issue with people like yourself who measure their own self-importance by how well they can humiliate others. They are known as cowardly bullies, and you are an example.

No, I am right about you. You are some form of Arkie, you joined the army because you had nothing to do with your life and you have lived in Japan for 17 years and your command of the language is laughable (this is because you have a low IQ).

You are completely wrong, and you are only showing how much of a presumptuous ass you are by going on like this.

You constantly state I am wrong about my assumptions about you. However, you refuse to tell us where you are from.

Why is it any of your business? No matter what I say, you are only going to find a way to turn it into an insult, because you are puerile.

You refuse to tell us what you did in the army and you refuse to say what your "profession" is.

Again, none of your business. Suffice it to say that I am in a prestigious position with lifetime employment making a large salary.

Furthermore, you say you can to Japan by choice. It is quite clear that you came to Japan from some God forsaken shithole and found life better in Japan. Why don't you just admit it because you have already given us all enough facts. What a joke.

Wrong, dumbass.

I don't need the approval of a meaningless lying troll like you. I am under no obligation to tell you anything, and you are not worthy of knowing. I am simply telling you that you know nothing about me, and all your asinine assumptions are incorrect. That is all you need to know.

You piece of dogshit. Why did you cut my statement which indicated that maybe you went to some Japanese University. Which one? Joji, Jouchi or whatever the fuck.

Because it is none of your business, you subhuman bag of pus.

Here is a newsflash. Japan's universities are the laughingstock of the world. That is where you went to school? Well maybe you went to Temple University in Japan or something. Frankly they are all terrible institutions more interested in separating students from their yen than imparting knowledge. You should have got your education somewhere real.

What the fuck do you know, tourist. Wannabe Japanese. Farce. You are a know-nothing with a big mouth and an overinflated ego.

No, I never said anything like that. I think a person should be well rounded and live in various places. You went from one shithole in America to a shithole university to a shithole backwoods town in Japan (where you are likely sponging off your in-laws. Oh, bad assumption right. Pray tell, where are your in-laws from?

I don't have in-laws, you fuckwad. I sponge off of no-one, unlike you, who is most probably sucking his mommy's tit about now.

You are the lowest piece of shit I have encountered in a long time, and your lack of common decency is amazing.

What difference does it make? Sounds like you have something to be ashamed of. Well, I don't blame you. That is why you are in Japan. To them, the town of Pignuts Arkansas sounds romantic.

I have nothing to be ashamed of. You don't need to know anything about my personal life, because it is none of your god-damned business.

No, they are seen as normal. Unfortunately, arrogance is common in Japan.

What if arrogance is common? It is common in the US and in any country. Is that your justification for being such an asshole? If it is common, you do it? Is being a total asshole "normal"? Maybe to someone like you, with no interpersonal relationship skills.

You are so insightful about the culture you are glomming off of that it is frightening.

What the fuck do you know, tourist. You came here for 6 years and you couldn't hack the culture shock anymore so you ran home to mommy. I am more integrated into Japanese society than you can dream of.

What a hoot. Why don't you post my "mistakes" ESL boy.

For one, you don't follow an adjective directly with a copula.

I will admit flat out to you that I have no experience with Japan's horrible universities. I could care less if it is joji, jouchi, or whatever the fuck. It is a university for socializing.

That comment just goes to prove how truly ignorant and stupid you are.

Well, here is another question you will refuse to answer. "What, Armadeus, would you do for work if you came back to the United States? Who would hire your washed up, pidgin Japanese speaking ass?"

Why do I need to humor you and tell you this? You make me laugh. You are the one who writes pitiful pidjin Japanese and thinks that having a Japanese grandparent somehow makes him any more Japanese than any other arrogant tourist fool. You are a foreigner like anyone else, with only a moderate amount of experience in Japan. Learn some humility and join the rest of us.

What do you do? Sanitation engineer, perhaps?

Okay, refuse to answer that one too. The answer is you are trapped in Japan. You have no skills, no resume, no education and no employment history. After 17 years of this bullshit you can't come home. Well, at least it beats bagging the groceries in the Piggely Wiggely (feel free to correct my spelling on Piggely Wiggely too).

I am not trapped anywhere. I choose to be here, and I love it here, ignoramus.

You refuse to answer questions. I am forced to go on the usual presumptions. Frankly, I am dead on target about you.

You are nothing but dead wrong about me, and you do not have the priviledge of demanding that I answer anything. You are a nobody. You are just another troll who gets his jollies by bullying others on the Internet, where he is safe from the consequences. Coward.

Furthermore, reread my posts. I have always stated that there are exceptions. MOST, not all, of the military is comprised of trash. Not all. There is also a smattering of the group that you represent. The I understand and am interested in Japan crowd. No, you are not interested in understanding or really attracted to Japan. It happens to be the only country you could travel to and find a spouse. The understanding Japan bullshit is just your way of glorifying your pathetic existence. You will undoubtedly deny this as well. You have a serious denial problem but the only reason you post back to me is because I am right and it is getting under your skin bigtime.

How very wrong. The reason I post back to you is because I will not tolerate your slander and I will not be humiliated by a piece of crap such as you. That is all. Everything you have presumed about me is completely wrong, and you do not have the authority or the need to know why.

What is the truth Armandeus? Okay, you were of man of wealth and accomplishments prior to coming to Japan as chief potato peeler for the 57th brigade. Your thirst for knowledge, demonstrated by your actually graduating from a US public high school (or GED program) was further pricked by being in the proximity of Japan's wonderful universities. You were accepted at Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Columbia and Cornell. However, you choice JOUCHI because only it offered unique educational opportunities not to be found in any US university (your decision had nothing to do with the fact that JOUCHI was loaded with young Asian women who had no direct knowledge of your family estate in Greenwich CT and summer cottage on the Cape. These gals only talked to you because they were interested in the real you and not your family's immense wealth.

All of that is also very wrong. You can keep up with your dumbass guessing, but you will never know the truth, because it is not your right to know. I will not tell you because your only purpose in asking is to twist what I say into yet another childish insult. Suffice it to say I am a respected man and I am ashamed of nothing. That is all you need to, and ever will, know about me.

Yeah, that's right I spend a lot of time here. Frankly I spend a lot less than you and a lot of other folks. Here is why I post here. I am an incredible insomniac and sleep about 3 hours per night. I was out of Mommy and Daddy's house when I got a scholarship to a US IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY. I also worked full time through TWO master's degrees you goof. days of this nonsense that you are a moron. This is not an insult but just a statement of fact.

I am wholly unimpressed. And why should I care? Does it make you feel like a big man to come here and brag on the Internet? Is that how you make yourself feel important?

You started this entire pissing contest by insulting me where you could have merely calmly stated your disagreement. I would have had no problem with that. You are entirely to blame for what happened afterward. I don't care who you are, what you do, how much you make, or whatever. That is none of my business. I only asked you because it is you who insulted me concerning these things, when you know nothing about me, and have no right to know. All I have learned about you is that you are rude, arrogant, and obnoxious, and therefore not worthy of my respect, no matter what university you say you have been to, or how many degrees you say you have. Your actions speak for themselves.

You are very wrong. Most people on this board have a sense of humor. GG is an exception and so are you. You just don't get it.

There is a difference between making humorous comments and making uncalled-for personal attacks. Your comments are not humorous, they are offensive.

What lies you goof. This is truly pathetic.

Can't you read? I referred to them in a previous post.

Okay, sure, I agree with that....Your a man without a country living off your in laws and your wife.

Wrong, as I have told you before. I am fully independent.

Okay, I am the loser 7 years your junior with a US$650K apartment in midtown.

More sophomoric chest-beating? Is that supposed to impress me? You could own a million-dollar apartment and you would still be an obnoxious pitiful materialistic little man whose self-worth comes from his attempts to belittle others. You don't even have the guts to apologize when you are wrong.

Keep up this tirade. Go ahead, insult me some more. All you are doing is proving to me that you are a very low, immature, pitiful individual.

[American Oyaji]

OK,
I don't normally use words like this.

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

I'ts gotten tiresome.

I feel I may have egged Gai on when I applauded Armandeus, but thats spilt milk now.

Both of you are like monkeys in a zoo right now. Slinging as much shit as each other to see how much you can make stick.

And frankly the cage is gettin mighty stinky.

So chill.

Armandeus. Don't you see no matter what you say Gai is gonna insult that?

Gai. I've told you about this before. You get a lot more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. Chill out. I don't know why you get like this sometimes. But when you get into one of these long winded multipaged rants it CAN and DOES get tiresome. And like I've said before, try flaming without the scatological insults. It's like crack, hits harder and kills before the subject can think of a good comeback.

Armandeus, you were doing well until the lull in the war, now you have dropped to Gai's level and you both are acting like Alpha chimps in a zoo cage. I would call you guys apes , but that would insult apes in general.


SHUT IT UP BOTH OF YOU.

I J O

[Armandeus]

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Armandeus. Don't you see no matter what you say Gai is gonna insult that?

That is why I do not answer his personal questions.

I would very much like to end this silliness too. All I require is an apology from Gai concerning his initial personal attacks on me. I would then respond in kind, and apologize to him in return, making amends, if that is possible.

However, I absolutely refuse to be intimidated or belittled, and I am not going to back down. He can offer whatever comment he wants concerning my opinions and statements, but I am not going to tolerate personal insults.

Let us see if Gai is gentleman enough to accept my offer.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Armandeus. Don't you see no matter what you say Gai is gonna insult that?

That is why I do not answer his personal questions.

I would very much like to end this silliness too. All I require is an apology from Gai concerning his initial personal attacks on me. I would then respond in kind, and apologize to him in return, making amends, if that is possible.

However, I absolutely refuse to be intimidated or belittled, and I am not going to back down. He can offer whatever comment he wants concerning my opinions and statements, but I am not going to tolerate personal insults.

Let us see if Gai is gentleman enough to accept my offer.

Oh please. You don't answer my questions because my assumptions are on point. You are a hillbilly in Japan plain and simple. Japan looks interesting to you because you have never been any place else.

Furthermore, why don't you cut and paste "my mistakes" and show the world ESL boy? Is that too much to ask?

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Futhermore, I didn't get personal until you got personal and I want an apology!

[Armandeus]

[Armandeus]

Futhermore, I didn't get personal until you got personal and I want an apology!

Give me a break. You were the first to insult me. Please reread the thread from the beginning and you will see this. I have already pointed it out to you once before.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Futhermore, I didn't get personal until you got personal and I want an apology!

Give me a break. You were the first to insult me. Please reread the thread from the beginning and you will see this. I have already pointed it out to you once before.

Nope, reread your own posts. And as far as sounding like a girl you certainly do with all your whining. By the way, girls do not typically use the word omae. WRONG!

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

[Armandeus]

Nope, reread your own posts.

This is the second time I am quoting you here:

No, I guess the world has to choose your way or the highway. Of course, you don't complain at all when people are biased in your favor do you? Japan has a lot to offer so quit your whining before my puke goes into orbit and rains little bitty pieces of corn kernels down on your blunt head.

You were plainly first to make a personal insult. Please do not try to lie your way out of it. There is a record.

And as far as sounding like a girl you certainly do with all your whining. By the way, girls do not typically use the word omae. WRONG!

First, your silence must mean that you admit "aoi da" is incorrect. Second, I have very often heard young women say "omae." Again you are showing how little you know.

And I have never whined, not one time.

How much longer are you going to insist on being obnoxious like this? I have already attempted to offer amends.

[Armandeus]

[Armandeus]

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Nope, reread your own posts.

This is the second time I am quoting you here:

No, I guess the world has to choose your way or the highway. Of course, you don't complain at all when people are biased in your favor do you? Japan has a lot to offer so quit your whining before my puke goes into orbit and rains little bitty pieces of corn kernels down on your blunt head.

You took that comment into a flame war? Apparently you have low self esteem.

And as far as sounding like a girl you certainly do with all your whining. By the way, girls do not typically use the word omae. WRONG!

First, your silence must mean that you admit "aoi da" is incorrect. Second, I have very often heard young women say "omae." Again you are showing how little you know.

No they do not and omae nansai is a normal way for a male to ask the question to a male lower in the food chain.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

[Armandeus]

You took that comment into a flame war? Apparently you have low self esteem.

No, I responded with a similar comment. You then called me names like Arkie and so on. Reread the thread.

No they do not and omae nansai is a normal way for a male to ask the question to a male lower in the food chain.

Yes, there are many young women who certainly do, depending on who they are talking to and how they are talking. As I said, you just do not know, because you are not here to hear it.

As for omae nansai, it may depend on intonation. I will grant that this is the least of your many mistakes.

[Armandeus]

Maybe this is common in the hillbilly regions from which you have sprung. I reckon this is just how they commence to arguin' up thar ain't it Clem? You sound moronic when you speak like that. People would just laugh at you you.

You are wrong and you know it. You are just trying to cover for the fact that you don't know what you are talking about.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

Maybe this is common in the hillbilly regions from which you have sprung. I reckon this is just how they commence to arguin' up thar ain't it Clem? You sound moronic when you speak like that. People would just laugh at you you.

You are wrong and you know it. You are just trying to cover for the fact that you don't know what you are talking about.

No, this is just wrong. Normal people just do not speak like this. Get your head out of the manga and the yakuza movies.

[Armandeus]

[Armandeus]

No, this is just wrong. Normal people just do not speak like this. Get your head out of the manga and the yakuza movies.

Someone who has only been here a short time and does not use the language every day like you is not going to convince me that what I hear native Japanese use day in and day out is incorrect. Get over it.

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

[Gaisaradatsuraku!]

No, this is just wrong. Normal people just do not speak like this. Get your head out of the manga and the yakuza movies.

Someone who has only been here a short time and does not use the language every day like you is not going to convince me that what I hear native Japanese use day in and day out is incorrect. Get over it.

Ho hum. What is difficult to understand is why you think your Japanese is so good. Where are you hanging out anyway? Where do you hear people speaking like this and women saying "omae." It is low class.

[Armandeus]

Ho hum. What is difficult to understand is why you think your Japanese is so good. Where are you hanging out anyway? Where do you hear people speaking like this and women saying "omae." It is low class.

Whether it is low class or not, people say it. I am not condoning it.