Poll: How many times have you been stopped by the J-cops

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How many times have you been stopped by the police in Japan?

Never
43
38%
Only once
25
22%
2-4 times
34
30%
5-9 times
5
4%
10 or more times
7
6%
 
Total votes : 114

Postby omae mona » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:50 pm

fatslug wrote:3x

and twice got caught for riding stolen bikes !

unlucky or what !!!?


What, unlucky that you were born with a compulsion to steal people's bikes?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:05 am

And you're still not deported yet?
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Postby james » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:50 pm

omae mona wrote:What, unlucky that you were born with a compulsion to steal people's bikes?


good to know someone out there is propagating the sterotype and lending credence to the overall perception of foreigners here..
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:11 pm

Or did someone else steal them, and you were merely on your way to take them back to their rightful owners? :rolleyes:

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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:58 pm

fatslug wrote:and twice got caught for riding stolen bikes !

unlucky or what !!!?


I'm going to go with "or what" and select "stupid" from the list of options.
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Postby Schaapje » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:18 am

I haven't been stopped by the police just yet. I saw 2 policemen yesterday for the first time in Japan. (I've only been here for a few days though)

Althought they did look like they were going to say something, eventually they didn't do anything and walked passed us.

But I think we'll get hold up by a policemen in the near future. It would be cool though to experience it atleast once.
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:05 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:19 pm

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Postby Ketou » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:27 pm

Interesting that next to the FG posters names they are also listing Age, Location, Ethnicity etc...
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Postby james » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:42 pm

Ketou wrote:Interesting that next to the FG posters names they are also listing Age, Location, Ethnicity etc...


yeah, i noticed that too. someone has gone to a good deal of work to translate those posts and correlate the poster information.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:02 pm

james wrote:yeah, i noticed that too. someone has gone to a good deal of work to translate those posts and correlate the poster information.

Is there something I'm missing? I can't access that link....
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:02 pm

"I would make all my subordinates Americans and start a hamburger joint with great atmosphere. "
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:10 pm

Greji wrote:Is there something I'm missing? I can't access that link....
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How about this: http://shirouto.seesaa.net/pages/user/m/article?article_id=136670861&page=1&stq=session%3A%3Ablog%3A%3A6db90adc70ae2d6ac6ef75756ef40f19

If not, they're probably just one more of the many Japanese websites to have IP banned you.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:17 pm

james wrote:yeah, i noticed that too. someone has gone to a good deal of work to translate those posts and correlate the poster information.



Just click on the little 'Hinomaru' at the top of the page, next to Welcome,(YourName.)
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:12 pm

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Postby Iraira » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:37 pm

Damn, some mofo has a serious amount of spare time on his (I'm betting that even the most homely chick wouldn't go to the lengths to translate our muck). Still, I'm sad that I didn't get translated and bashed.:cry:
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:49 pm

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Postby james » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:05 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:Just click on the little 'Hinomaru' at the top of the page, next to Welcome,(YourName.)
:cool:


the translations don't really have that mechanical feel to them though..
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Postby CrankyBastard » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:42 am

james wrote:the translations don't really have that mechanical feel to them though..



I haven't studied the translations closely, but I don't think it'd require much effort to tidy up the 'googlese'
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:28 am

That haafu guy seems to have gotten a wake up call.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:04 am

I sort of wish they hadn't bothered with translating the 'Worst Prefecture' thread. That entire thread was Dog's ardent attempt to slag Japan by taklking about all sorts of places that I am sure he hadn't ever visited.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:27 pm

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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:25 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:They seem to think I'm mentally ill. I wish I could say they're wrong.


You're not ill. You just don't give a fuck.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:02 am

I want to know who the seven were who were stopped 10 or more times and why
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Postby BakaSan » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:51 pm

Christoff wrote:I want to know who the seven were who were stopped 10 or more times and why


Many of the stops for me were not too long after I got here, mostly in my home station and the Ikebukuro/Shibuya station areas. As to the why's answers range from "it's late(11:30pm)" to "just checking". After they see I'm on a spousal visa and it's current they shoo me away even if I ask if I was a suspect for some crime and a reason for the stop. I don't get stopped too often anymore since I know places and times to avoid putting myself into. If you want to hear specific instances in detail I could PM you because I'd rather not rage in public. :twisted:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:17 pm

BakaSan wrote:I'd rather not rage in public. :twisted:


Please do. That's what makes this site worth reading.
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Postby waruta » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:40 pm

400cc motorbike + many mods + just getting your license = knowing arresting officers by name.
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Postby wuchan » Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:03 pm

waruta wrote:400cc motorbike + many mods + just getting your license = knowing arresting officers by name.

400cc? such a tiny little thing. 400cc + many mods =

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those annoying little bitches that I used to harass before I sold my bike.
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Postby Ganma » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:06 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Originally Posted by BakaSan
I'd rather not rage in public. Please do. That's what makes this site worth reading.

Indeed. I think this information would benefit everyone.
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Postby waruta » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:00 am

wuchan wrote:400cc? such a tiny little thing. 400cc + many mods =
those annoying little bitches that I used to harass before I sold my bike.


you must realize...i was 16 at the time and the mods were not the amount of noise, but how fast we could go.....

"we don't cause trouble...we don't bother nobody...."

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