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JAL hosties warned not to sell uniforms to fetish freaks

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:02 pm

JAL flight attendants have been warned not to sell their outfits online to uniform fetish fans or they will face prosecution. (Story here) (Bummer, huh, Take?)
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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:11 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:JAL flight attendants have been warned not to sell their outfits online to uniform fetish fans


Instead, JAL has elected to stay with their traditional conservative taste
in their new uniforms, which they hope will re-assure regular passengers who might be
worried about too much change......
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:33 am

Are they worried about terrrrrrists or something?
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Postby wuchan » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:21 am

lol, microchip.


The uniforms worn by the company that I worked for in the states is federally regulated but they still pop up on ebay AND are sold about once a month. I don't see any possible way that JAL could follow through with the threat.
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Postby 2triky » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:21 am

wuchan wrote:lol, microchip.


The uniforms worn by the company that I worked for in the states is federally regulated but they still pop up on ebay AND are sold about once a month. I don't see any possible way that JAL could follow through with the threat.


So there is still hope for us all?
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:19 am

2triky wrote:So there is still hope for us all?


you maybe...

but I have yet to see XXL size available...

Why did I marry the daughter of the Michelin tireman... :-(
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:40 am

more to love? chubby girls can be cute.;)
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:43 am

[quote="BO-SENSEI"]more to love? chubby girls can be cute.]

I've never met a woman who wasn't beautiful [color="White"](of course, I add the proviso that this only applies to those I have met when they are sucking me off).[/color]
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Postby Christoff » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:50 am

i dont have a fetish but I do fid myself getting drunk on those transpacific flights and wanting to do one of the flight attendants
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Postby 2triky » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:22 am

Christoff wrote:i dont have a fetish but I do fid myself getting drunk on those transpacific flights and wanting to do one of the flight attendants


You could singlehandedly revive the company as the new campaign cabin attendant.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:35 am

once over international waters prostitution is no longer a crime. call it piece of ass surcharge...
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Postby 2triky » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:48 am

Christoff wrote:once over international waters prostitution is no longer a crime. call it piece of ass surcharge...


A sound proposition. Hell American Airlines charges $8 for blankets now.

http://www.businessinsider.com/american-airlines-to-charge-8-for-blankets-2010-2
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Postby Christoff » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:36 pm

2triky wrote:A sound proposition. Hell American Airlines charges $8 for blankets now.

http://www.businessinsider.com/american-airlines-to-charge-8-for-blankets-2010-2


This is why I try to never fly US carriers, beside I dont think I want a piece of United ass anyway. I know there is a fetish for 60 year old stewardess but I dont have it
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Postby 2triky » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:18 pm

Christoff wrote:This is why I try to never fly US carriers, beside I dont think I want a piece of United ass anyway. I know there is a fetish for 60 year old stewardess but I dont have it


Some of those old maids have more mileage that the 747s they fly on.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:35 pm

2triky wrote:Some of those old maids have more mileage that the 747s they fly on.


And are bigger than a 787 dream liner
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Postby 2triky » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:35 pm

Christoff wrote:And are bigger than a 787 dream liner


Airbus A380
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Postby Greji » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:54 pm

2triky wrote:Airbus A380

And have to work part-time to supplement their income
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:58 pm

That's fucking gross. :puke:
You just gave me the two best reasons I need to argue for the maintenance of any legislation barring prostitution in the U.S.
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Postby Christoff » Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:03 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:That's fucking gross. :puke:
You just gave me the two best reasons I need to argue for the maintenance of any legislation barring prostitution in the U.S.



That shit has Atlantic city written all over it. Welcome the the vegas of jersey
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Postby 2triky » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:02 am

Christoff wrote:That shit has Atlantic city written all over it. Welcome the the vegas of jersey


I think you mean the RENO of Jersey
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Postby Greji » Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:29 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:That's fucking gross. :puke:


Sorry 'bout that. I wanted to get a shot of a better area, but that was the only place Taro wanted to stop.....

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:27 am

Greji wrote:And have to work part-time to supplement their income
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Postby Greji » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:21 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Is that AO's car?

He does like a lot of trunk room.....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:48 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Is that AO's car?

AO is usually the first one to point out after a picture like that how bootilicious those asses are.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:01 am

IkemenTommy wrote:AO is usually the first one to point out after a picture like that how bootilicious those asses are.


Sorry, I absolutely had to polish one off after that pic...thus the delay.
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Postby Jack » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:08 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:That's fucking gross. :puke:
You just gave me the two best reasons I need to argue for the maintenance of any legislation barring prostitution in the U.S.


Some people have so little sex they would fuck anything.
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:30 pm

Jack wrote:Some people have so little sex they would fuck anything.

Confession?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:21 pm

Jack wrote:Some people have so little sex they would fuck anything.


I confess...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:25 pm

You can probably add "and everything" to that last post, too.
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:33 pm

Jack wrote:Some people have so little sex they would fuck anything.


So what's Grejiji's excuse?
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