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Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:08 am

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Toriaezu beer - press release from Sankt Gallen Brewery

Postby BigInJapan » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:12 pm

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(If you look closely, you can see that it says April 1, 2010 at the top of the label)
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:44 pm

This month's train "manner" poster of the Tokyo Metro.

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:38 pm

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Postby sublight » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:40 pm

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mike Oxlong again.


That is so utterly perfect. I think I'm going to make that part of my sig from now on.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:10 am

Taro Toporific wrote:This month's train "manner" poster of the Tokyo Metro.

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The expression on the young fella giving up his seat seems to be, ah, fuck it, go ahead and have my seat, you crippled old piece of shit; you need it more than me. All in all one of Metro's lesser efforts.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:52 am

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Postby Christoff » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:27 am

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This is just fucking retarded. What is this, the green tea party?
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:23 am

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As @shilkytouch says, "goddamn foreigners!"
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Postby Christoff » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:35 am

That is the first thing I though when I saw this, I never buy the whole bunch. How the hell am I going to eat 12 banannas? They should go the normal route and shrink wrap them to keep the savage gaijin form pulling them apart.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:14 pm

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"Marijuana" written on the side of a police station---they arrested a man suspected of graffiti vandalism...more via Sankei Shimbun - Yahoo! News, 2010/Apr/29
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Postby 2triky » Tue May 04, 2010 1:18 am

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Just curious, is there anyone out there who truly believes this "Beautiful Nose Making Magical Roller" works? It's supposed to make your nose slimmer. It's from Japan. Of course.

Do the people who make this gadget believe that it works? Do they actually think they can make people think it works?

Or are they just pulling your nose (sorry, yes, I made that joke).

There is much to love about this thing, not the least of which is the fact that the store selling it has filed it under the categories of "Health" and "Diet.

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Postby 2triky » Tue May 04, 2010 11:20 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed May 05, 2010 12:03 pm

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Oy vey, is that what Japanese consider to be the perfect schnozz?
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Postby 2triky » Wed May 05, 2010 12:33 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Oy vey, is that what Japanese consider to be the perfect schnozz?


It's not quite Karl Malden, but your point is well taken. At least her eyebrows look well groomed.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed May 05, 2010 12:36 pm

She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch...waiver granted!:grin:
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Postby 2triky » Wed May 05, 2010 1:25 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch...waiver granted!:grin:


Pull out the mirror and the twenty dollar bill.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu May 06, 2010 10:32 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Yep. Besides the fact that Japanese are really gullible, this type of product is found throughout Asia.

Whenever I hear such phrases like "minus ion" and "collagen tappuri," my first reaction is that it must be some kind of a scammed product.
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I wonder who their target market is ...

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:41 pm

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My guess is Bo Sensei is a Winston smoker.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Image

My guess is Bo Sensei is a Winston smoker.


Dude in the pic is seriously suffering from a lack of bulge in the crotch region. I'll leave you all to develop your own conclusions from that.
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:02 pm

Iraira wrote:Dude in the pic is seriously suffering from a lack of bulge in the crotch region. I'll leave you all to develop your own conclusions from that.

Uhh, that you like checking out guy's crotches? :confused:
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Postby Iraira » Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:06 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Uhh, that you like checking out guy's crotches? :confused:


It was for research purposes only. Plus, I made you look at his crotch also.
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Postby waruta » Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:46 pm

Iraira wrote:It was for research purposes only. Plus, I made you look at his crotch also.


Touche. +1

Unfortunately, "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iraira again."
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:19 pm

Iraira wrote:It was for research purposes only.

Bo Sensei, is that you?

Iraira wrote:Plus, I made you look at his crotch also.

Project much?
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Postby Iraira » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:38 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Bo Sensei, is that you?
Project much?


Answer to first question: (No offense to Bo), but oh, hell no.
Answer to second question: Of course, with the need to rationalize and necessity of coping with the traumas of life, starting from being torn from the womb....warning this could get ugly....then adopted and forced to eat food that tasted like chicken even when it wasn't related to poultry by at least several million years of evolution. Went to a zoo today....we're having a BBQ next weekend, and the two events might be related.
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Ugly dudes may not sit here.

Postby XippyXippo » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:29 pm

If you are ugly or a dude, these seats are not for you. Go somewhere else.

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Postby tidbits » Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:08 am

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Postby 2triky » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:44 am

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Postby 2triky » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:45 am

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