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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:03 pm

Yokohammer wrote:And that is going to make it a great game!

But why the heck does it have to be at 3:30 on Monday morning?! :|

On Tuesday my boss told that my first 3 classes are cancelled Monday morning, you fucking little beauty. Today and yesterday have killed me with 3.30am starts and then getting off to work at 8.00am.
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Postby Taka-Okami » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:57 pm

No offense to all you soccer fans, but soccer -has- to be the most boring sport on the planet. I mean come on, you can play 90 minutes and not even score a single fucking goal???
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:57 pm

No point arguing that...



...I mean, he calls it "soccer" FFS
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:31 am

Taka-Okami wrote:No offense to all you soccer fans, but soccer -has- to be the most boring sport on the planet. I mean come on, you can play 90 minutes and not even score a single fucking goal???

Unless you want to watch 90 minutes where bunch of homos on the ground grabbing their ankles pretending to be hurt, usually an entire game can be summed up by the 20 seconds of highlight clips.
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Postby maraboutslim » Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:45 pm

Saying soccer is boring because there aren't a lot of goals is like saying that chess is boring because you only get to check mate your opponent once.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:08 pm

maraboutslim wrote:Saying soccer is boring because there aren't a lot of goals is like saying that chess is boring because you only get to check mate your opponent once.

Who finds chess interesting to watch?
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Postby Taka-Okami » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:45 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Who finds chess interesting to watch?


Good point!!

Soccer certainly isn't a mans sport. The only mans sports are AFL, Rugby & American football - no faggotty cry babies allowed.
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Postby BigInJapan » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:53 pm

Taka-Okami wrote:The only mans sports are AFL, Rugby & American football - no faggotty cry babies allowed.

One slight omission - ice hockey.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:44 pm

Wrong topic guys.

The battle for 3rd place, Uruguay - Germany tonight!
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Postby Taka-Okami » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:47 pm

BigInJapan wrote:One slight omission - ice hockey.
Remember that.


Yeah, forgot about that. They are real bad asses!!
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:01 am

American folks using it would probably have been reason enough ;)
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Postby maraboutslim » Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:57 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Who finds chess interesting to watch?


Uh, really smart people?

My point was that you have to be a fan of strategy to enjoy soccer. You need to understand and enjoy the way you draw your opponent into certain positions where you can take advantage of them.
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Postby Christoff » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:33 am

well the match has started, lets see if the germans can keep it together
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Postby waruta » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:35 am

maraboutslim wrote:Uh, really smart people?

My point was that you have to be a fan of strategy to enjoy soccer. You need to understand and enjoy the way you draw your opponent into certain positions where you can take advantage of them.



kinda like that J-girl in the club sitting with a bunch of guys, but you still manage to draw her out onto the dancefloor without a penalty and bring that shit home....huh.... :bukkake:
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:04 am

34 mins in... 0-0 but if things keep going as they are I think Spain's gonna win.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:27 am

Holland really picked up in the 2nd half but still 0-0. Definitely been a better game than Germany-Spain was!
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:44 am

Football game? A war of attrition this is.
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Postby 2triky » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:57 am

Paul the Octopus predicts the game again. That SOB has a perfect record. Amazing.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:01 am

Congrats to Spain! Pretty good game, well played by both sides.
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Postby 2triky » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:04 am

FG Lurker wrote:Congrats to Spain! Pretty good game, well played by both sides.


Agreed.
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:10 am

Congratulations to Spain, well done.

Fuck me if I knew why, but we were trying to get to the penalties and then that idiot Heitinga got sent off. That was the moment we were finished and handed Spain the keys to our defence.

But at least we were better than Germany!
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