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Postby Bucky » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:46 am

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ICHIRO Ozawa suffered a setback yesterday when made a series of gaffes describing Americans as "monocellular" or simple-minded.

Mr Ozawa -- the political veteran seen as a challenger to Japan's Prime Minister Naoto Kan -- has consistently refused to rule out challenging Mr Kan in next month's Democratic Party of Japan leadership ballot, effectively de-stabilising the Prime Minister, who is trying to rebuild his stocks amid a glut of dismal economic news.

With the US and Japan yet to fully resolve their differences over the US marines base on Okinawa, Mr Ozawa's comments will leave many observers -- and perhaps some MPs -- doubting his suitability for the top job.

The US is Japan's greatest strategic ally as well as a major trading partner. Mishandling negotiations with the Americans over the Futenma base cost the previous prime minister, Yukio Hatoyama, his job.

Mr Ozawa, known as the shadow shogun of Japanese politics for decades of backroom manipulation, made the remarks during a political seminar he organised in Tokyo yesterday

"I like Americans, but they are somewhat monocellular," he said.

The 68-year-old MP added that while "I don't think Americans are smart, I extremely highly evaluate (US) democracy."

The Japanese equivalent of "monocellular" is something akin to naive, unsophisticated or simple-minded.

Mr Ozawa is facing possible indictment over fundraising rorts, and his gaffe may be used by Mr Kan's forces to campaign against him. Foreign Minister Katsuya Okada said yesterday Mr Kan had his and the public's support.

The media seems to be calling this statement a "gaffe." By definition a gaffe is a "blunder" or a "clumsy remark." Are we sure it was a mistake or did he say exactly what he meant?

. . . Calling the Yanks a bunch of monocellular bumpkins.:nihonjin:

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Postby Iraira » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:25 am

Unicellular (no one who graduated jr. high school uses the term "monocellular") organisms by virtue of their vast population sizes, higher mutation rates, and asexual reproduction (the future of Japan)...although many species exchange micronuclei and absorb countless forms of plasmids, etc., occupy more niches than any human ethnic group, so fuck off Ozawa, you multicellular!
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Postby Fullback » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:04 am

There's another option, the opinion that he only said what everyone thinks. I did a very unscientific survey and everyone I asked said they thought the same thing, in a lighthearted way.

No one went batshit like Americans do about every little thing. They agreed with a laugh or smile that Americans a smart about business and technology, but stupid when it comes to getting along with others, politics and religions. They're simple dipoles - on or off, up or down, yes or no, black or white, right or wrong, my way or no way.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:35 am

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Postby 6810 » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:46 am

Fullback wrote:There's another option, the opinion that he only said what everyone thinks. I did a very unscientific survey and everyone I asked said they thought the same thing, in a lighthearted way.

No one went batshit like Americans do about every little thing. They agreed with a laugh or smile that Americans a smart about business and technology, but stupid when it comes to getting along with others, politics and religions. They're simple dipoles - on or off, up or down, yes or no, black or white, right or wrong, my way or no way.


Careful, you're sounding polytheistic... grey areas, according to some who roam these boards are equivalent to demons!
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Postby Bucky » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:53 am

Fullback wrote:No one went batshit like Americans do about every little thing.

The quoted article above came from www.theaustralian.com.au and their correspondent in Tokyo.

I think another issue is the translation of what he said and how he said it. I don't have the transcript of what he said, but it would be interesting to see the Japanese of what he said.
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:05 am

Bucky wrote:The quoted article above came from http://www.theaustralian.com.au and their correspondent in Tokyo.

I think another issue is the translation of what he said and how he said it. I don't have the transcript of what he said, but it would be interesting to


From an Aussie? Where's Charles when we need him :p

I agree with Bucky. It would be interesting to see the transcript of what he actually said in context.

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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:15 am

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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:35 am

Iraira wrote:Unicellular (no one who graduated jr. high school uses the term "monocellular") organisms by virtue of their vast population sizes, higher mutation rates, and asexual reproduction (the future of Japan)...although many species exchange micronuclei and absorb countless forms of plasmids, etc., occupy more niches than any human ethnic group, so fuck off Ozawa, you multicellular!


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Postby Socratesabroad » Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:05 am

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...
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Postby wuchan » Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:10 am

Fullback wrote: They're simple dipoles - on or off, up or down, yes or no, black or white, right or wrong, my way or no way.

There is a bit of truth in this statement but newengland city kids are permanently stuck in the grey area.


Ozawa...... I'm going to laugh my ass off if he finally manages to push his way into the prime minister seat. Then I'm going to take bets on how long he will last.
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:17 am

Fullback wrote:There's another option, the opinion that he only said what everyone thinks. I did a very unscientific survey and everyone I asked said they thought the same thing, in a lighthearted way.

No one went batshit like Americans do about every little thing. They agreed with a laugh or smile that Americans a smart about business and technology, but stupid when it comes to getting along with others, politics and religions. They're simple dipoles - on or off, up or down, yes or no, black or white, right or wrong, my way or no way.

As opposed to the Japanese point of view, which is that you're either a) Japanese, with a refined and finely-graded sense of appreciation for all things, coupled with a unique ability to get along with others and thus form a peaceful, harmonious society, or b) you're not.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:23 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:00 pm

Simplistic and simple-minded aren't the same so which one did he mean?
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Postby Fullback » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:02 pm

It means simple minded.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:20 pm

Bucky wrote:Image

anyone whose face is always like that looks like an offspring of siblings or cousins. but i would still consider them to be a multicellular...

ahhh, now the simple minded yanks are going to move their military base to tokyo. I would actually like that. I'd quit my job, take over the inlaw's restuaunt, fix it up for all the military cats, and even give GI discount. that would be damn good for me!
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:34 pm

IparryU wrote:ahhh, now the simple minded yanks are going to move their military base to tokyo. I would actually like that. I'd quit my job, take over the inlaw's restuaunt, fix it up for all the military cats, and even give GI discount. that would be damn good for me!

Don't do that!
Think of all the rapes and murders that would happen in the neighborhood!!

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Postby IparryU » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:53 pm

[quote="Yokohammer"]Don't do that!
Think of all the rapes and murders that would happen in the neighborhood!!
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Money or all the innocent people....

As long as i keep the wife in I'm happy, but if she want to go out... hmmm... well the money would be good!
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Postby Socratesabroad » Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:20 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Simplistic and simple-minded aren't the same so which one did he mean?


Um, they're pretty close....

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Synonyms: naive, unsophisticated, crude, basic, one-dimensional, simple-minded

Antonym: sophisticated
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Postby cujojpn » Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:34 pm

I am actually quite surprised that the media in the states hasn't been picked up yet.
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Postby Christoff » Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:28 am

cujojpn wrote:I am actually quite surprised that the media in the states hasn't been picked up yet.


It has, time just did a piece on it, but no one really cares. The current issue is who can hate Muslims the most during Ramadan.
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