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HELP!!! I have made 3 J-Chicks pregnant..... what do I do??????

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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:52 am

That's what I liked about Japan. No drug testing.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:48 pm

American Oyaji wrote:That's what I liked about Japan. No drug testing.

Yeah but everyone freaks out if you even mentioned the word "marijoohana"
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Postby Iraira » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:39 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Yeah but everyone freaks out if you even mentioned the word "marijoohana"


You're hanging out with the wrong crowd.:smoking:
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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:06 pm

Iraira wrote:You're hanging out with the wrong crowd.:smoking:

too expensive and scarce out here... nothin lke the bay at all...

just to cover up on the halfu topic earlier, by J-father-in-law is 1/4 korean and compleatly neglects it. japanese have this wierd lemming thing where you have to do everything the same as everyone else.

like, my son and I are left handed, he was trying to tell my son (2 year old) that it is wierd to do things with his left hand. and then pissed off as i was, confronted him and basically told him to fuck off in an extreemly polite and conductive manner (basically saying fuck off the nippon jin way)

and the halfu that neglect their "halfu" side, shame on their parents for not showing them the pros of being a gaijin (please note the 50/50 aspect):
1. your ching ching (or pai pai) is bigger ;)
2. you can act "normal" or gaijin depending on the situation
3. your ching ching is bigger :p
4. you dont need to die your hair
5. when it is eigo jugyou, you can fuck off cause you and the ALT will have an FG connection
6. your ching ching is bigger :jawdrop:

just a side note on the extra length below, we spent the night at the inlaws cause I drank too much and i was chinging my sons diaper in the morning and he had the good ol' mornin wood. Now all the females were helping out and caught view of my son's ching ching. Monther in law was surprised and said "ooooki naaa" then my sister in-law came over (she is FG humper) and said the same thing. then father and brother i/l came and were all surprised.

keep in mind, the kid is 2 years old... i now know, that evey man in that house has a small ching ching...

7. tell your halfu that their ching ching is bigger and dont forget!
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Postby dimwit » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:12 pm

American Oyaji wrote:That's what I liked about Japan. No drug testing.


Unless you worked for Nova.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:13 am

IparryU wrote:i was chinging my sons diaper

You must be obsessed with that word if you had to mention it at least twenty times in your last post.

But you have a valid point :cool:
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Postby terebi_fanatic » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:17 pm

are you sure the kid is yours? You said relatives are from Okinawa and the child has VERY asian features...

btw cool story brah... <-- no pun intended

don't understand why nobody's mad at the women... ever heard of contraception? but you have to admit that blasting inside without rubber is not the smartest thing one can do...
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Postby IparryU » Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:51 pm

terebi_fanatic wrote:don't understand why nobody's mad at the women... ever heard of contraception? but you have to admit that blasting inside without rubber is not the smartest thing one can do...

but it feels soooooo good

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