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Postby 2triky » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:58 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I must admit the snaggletooths were good back in the old days of steel cans and I needed a way to open a couple of holes on my beer. I could just hand it to one of those birds and get her to bite into the top...


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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:03 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Are you kidding?

You must have forgot what it's like to be with a white women and you can forget about it at all from black women (or is that just an American woman thing that knows no racial boundaries?).


Hey...read the fine print. In fact, Japanese women's attitude toward fellatio is, in my experience, outstanding...which is why I can't ever get enough.
Never had any problems with white women, mainly because I grew up in the countryside, where the options were for the girls to either fuck me or one of their brothers/other male relatives, and I won out a few times. They were gagging for it, if not on me.
Never had the pleasure of a black (African) woman, but if they're turned off by the size of the brethren, they've got nothing to worry about in my case...
Having gone on with all that bullshit, the only head I've gotten recently has been inside mine while my hand played the role as understudy...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:05 pm

2triky wrote:You called?


Yeah, open my beer, bitch...
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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:29 pm

talking about snagle tooth... one gf i had had really fucked up teeth, like bad.

but i didn't know for like 6 months cause i had to talk her into giving me head... her friends did, but she never would slob on my knob

so she tried and scraped up and down 3 or 4 times... ouch... after that, the beacon of fucked up teeth flashed in my head... them marks were not pretty.

ya, tooth check is mandatory for me since then, sorta like the bump check before you stick it in thing...
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Postby 2triky » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:33 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Yeah, open my beer, bitch...


A true beer wench to satisfy your needs.
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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:44 pm

2triky wrote:A true beer wench to satisfy your needs.

she look like she can open a wrecked car to save a life...

she should work for the fire dept. or EMT unit for car accidents...

maybe she could break in tanks too wid that grill.
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Postby waruta » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:53 pm

Looks like the daughter of this fellow:

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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:57 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Are you kidding?

You must have forgot what it's like to be with a white women and you can forget about it at all from black women (or is that just an American woman thing that knows no racial boundaries?).


Sheeit. Black women give much brain. They just say they don't.
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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:45 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Sheeit. Black women give much brain. They just say they don't.

never got me any brains from a sista, fucked about wid though...
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Postby 2triky » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:19 am

IparryU wrote:she look like she can open a wrecked car to save a life...

she should work for the fire dept. or EMT unit for car accidents...

maybe she could break in tanks too wid that grill.
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Ah, yes...the jaws of life.
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Postby 2triky » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:19 am

waruta wrote:Looks like the daughter of this fellow:

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I can see the shared DNA.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:38 am

2triky wrote:I can see the shared DNA.

You mean they have some sort of Bond?













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Postby Yokohammer » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:43 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:You mean they have some sort of Bond?

Aaaaaargh ... :doh:


Actually I thought that was quite funny ...
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Postby 2triky » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:59 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:You mean they have some sort of Bond?


It's like Showtime at the Apollo over here.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:11 pm

sublight wrote:5. They spend a really long time shopping.

Luckily, my wife has finally come to accept that I don't need to be with her when she shops. I think taking her through every second-hand hardware shop in Akihabara and asking her what she thought of each hard disk and memory card finally got the message through of how much fun I thought it was to stand around in every boutique in Shibuya answering an endless string of 'what do you think of this?' questions that never led anywhere because she could never decide what she wanted (so we have to go back and visit all those shops again! Just this once!).


ohhh dear... If she wuz to shop alone 99% would have to go to straight the trash. Just spent the whole day avoiding Fashiunarmaggeddon at the mall... 5 hours of shopping... And just 1 windbreaker bought... But avoided total misery as she now somehow find racy pseudo victorian-kawaiiIIIIiii shirts like totally cool...
Tried to remember her that when you are over 40yo, #3 in the hospital administrative hierarchy and famous for making anybody break into tears whithout even really raising her voice it would be totally grotesque... Jean Pierre Jeunet style...
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