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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:31 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:[SIZE="4"]Panda in Japan zoo dies during breeding [/SIZE]

China wants payout for death of panda in Japanese zoo
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Postby Dragonette » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:59 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:[SIZE="4"]Panda in Japan zoo dies during breeding [/SIZE]
Giant pandas, a highly endangered species native to parts of China, are notoriously slow at reproducing in captivity.

Isn't the same thing true of Japanese men?
And most of them are already sedated by midnight, anyway. Maybe that's a good way to bring the birthrate up - have special patrols come around* taking donations from unresponsive specimens lying around in the street.

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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:21 pm

Dragonette wrote:Isn't the same thing true of Japanese men?
And most of them are already sedated by midnight, anyway. Maybe that's a good way to bring the birthrate up - have special patrols come around* taking donations from unresponsive specimens lying around in the street.

*or maybe go around? ...TIJ


best to have the patrols do it inside. having them just come around don't get no one pregnant...

rather then the ones lying in the street, better to have the ones that are lying in bed next to some j-salary man, they dont do nothing but bring home monies anyway. ask Take.
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Postby Marked Trail » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:02 pm

Mulboyne wrote:It would probably work out cheaper to get a guy in a panda suit to sit all day in the zoo. They don't look too bad.



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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:52 pm

More panda suits:

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NJR but fucking funny ...

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:23 pm

A researcher dressed in a panda costume puts a panda cub into a box before its physical examination at the Hetaoping Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda in Wolong National Nature Reserve, Sichuan province December 3, 2010. The 4-month old cub, the first in the centre to be trained for reintroduction into the wild, is monitored by hidden cameras. Researchers performing physical examinations on the cub wear panda costumes to ensure that the cub's environment is devoid of human influence, according to local media.

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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:02 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[SIZE="4"]".....Panda in Japan zoo dies during breeding....."[/SIZE]


I realize there are many rumor mongers at there, but this was not me. I have four goats and SG who will swear that I was elsewhere at the time....
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Postby sillygirl » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:20 pm

Greji wrote:I realize there are many rumor mongers at there, but this was not me. I have four goats and SG who will swear that I was elsewhere at the time....
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Postby Coligny » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:44 pm

Greji wrote:I realize there are many rumor mongers at there, but this was not me. I have four goats and SG who will swear that I was elsewhere at the time....
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Hummm... only 3... the fourth was me in a goat outfit from Don Quijiote... (best 2000 yens evar spend...)
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