Women's World Cup

[AssKissinger]

[Taro Toporific]

Left: Dinora Garza of Mexico after the FIFA Women's World Cup 2011 Group B match between Japan and Mexico
Right: Homare Sawa of Japan controlling the ball in the match.

[matsuki]

Left: Dinora Garza of Mexico after the FIFA Women's World Cup 2011 Group B match between Japan and Mexico
Right: Homare Sawa of Japan controlling the ball in the match.

Wow, nipponzaru-dragonlady hybrid

[AssKissinger]

That was pretty sweet beating down the Adolfs in Das Vaterland.

[American Oyaji]

Gambare Gambare Nippon!

[Taka-Okami]

Hope you guys understand that 95% of the women playing this sport are lesbians.

[American Oyaji]

What has that got to do with anything?

[AssKissinger]

[quote="Taka-Okami"]Hope you guys understand that 95% of the women playing this sport are lesbians. ]

Who gives a fuck cunt?

[Russell]

[quote="Taka-Okami"]Hope you guys understand that 95% of the women playing this sport are lesbians. ]

That makes the probability of having sex with one of them as small as having sex with David Beckham.

You sound as if that bothers you.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[quote="Taka-Okami"]Hope you guys understand that 95% of the women playing this sport are lesbians. ]

I think I'm probably a lesbian, too...

[IparryU]

[IparryU]

double post

[matsuki]

Wow, US beat Brazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzil

[quote="Taka-Okami"]Hope you guys understand that 95% of the women playing this sport are lesbians. ]

Wait for it.....

[Greji]

Wow, US beat Brazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzil

I finally had to watch the FEIFA web site for information on that game. J-TV had elebenty seven thousand and two replays of the Japan side's winning goal of Germany, but as usual, you couldn't find one sentence of news coverage about the other teams, or other matches.

Oh my God, I just bitched about something in Japan. Will Jack ever forgive me?
(iraira, he's your bitch, could you put in a good word for me?)

[AssKissinger]

I finally had to watch the FEIFA web site for information on that game. J-TV had elebenty seven thousand and two replays of the Japan side's winning goal of Germany, but as usual, you couldn't find one sentence of news coverage about the other teams, or other matches.

Oh my God, I just bitched about something in Japan. Will Jack ever forgive me?
(iraira, he's your bitch, could you put in a good word for me?)

I feel for you. Sports coverage in Japan is terrible. ESPN is showing EVERY game in full.

[Iraira]

Oh my God, I just bitched about something in Japan. Will Jack ever forgive me?
(iraira, he's your bitch, could you put in a good word for me?)

Shit, I never thought about pimpin' out my bitches.

[Typhoon]

Japan: 3
Sweden: 1

_____

Japan will meet the USA in the final championship game

FIFA Women's World Cup 2011

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Go Japan! Absolutely wonderful performance....

And, not to detract from that same brilliant show, if there's a Women's World Cup for Ugliness the Japanese Women's Soccer Team would win it hands down. There's not a single bird on the team that I would shag even with the thickest possible beer googles on. (Well, perhaps I wouldn't go that far, and I could probably take one for the team at a real pinch, but God are they ugly...every single one of them. They sure know how to play soccer, though.)

[AssKissinger]

USA Verses Japan

Damn

Japan looks good.

[Russell]

Go Japan! Absolutely wonderful performance....

And, not to detract from that same brilliant show, if there's a Women's World Cup for Ugliness the Japanese Women's Soccer Team would win it hands down. There's not a single bird on the team that I would shag even with the thickest possible beer googles on. (Well, perhaps I wouldn't go that far, and I could probably take one for the team at a real pinch, but God are they ugly...every single one of them. They sure know how to play soccer, though.)

There may be only 5% x 11 = 0.55 of them who would want to shag you, so it is likely the lack of desire is mutual (unless of course you are lesbian).

[Typhoon]

Go Japan! Absolutely wonderful performance....

And, not to detract from that same brilliant show, if there's a Women's World Cup for Ugliness the Japanese Women's Soccer Team would win it hands down. There's not a single bird on the team that I would shag even with the thickest possible beer googles on. (Well, perhaps I wouldn't go that far, and I could probably take one for the team at a real pinch, but God are they ugly...every single one of them. They sure know how to play soccer, though.)

Well, it is a football/soccer tournament not a beauty contest.

[Iraira]

Well, it is a football/soccer tournament not a beauty contest.

Imagine the ratings...Gravure idol World Cup (minumim cup size DD)

[matsuki]

Imagine the ratings...Gravure idol World Cup (minumim cup size DD)

I like where this is going

[matsuki]

Well, it is a football/soccer tournament not a beauty contest.

I dunno, SDH has a point, these two from the US team aren't too hard on the eyes...



Morgan



Krieger

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Well, it is a football/soccer tournament not a beauty contest.

No...sorry. You're wrong: It is a tournament of "the beautiful game." (See chokoknen's post above).

What's worse, the Japanese team nickname is nadeshiko, a word that implies the grace and beauty of the traditional Japanese woman (you know, the demure, devoted types we YBF-afflicted types know all about). No disrespect to the players, who've done a wonderful job, but none of them would look out of place at a Hell's Angels gathering.
Winning Ugly is fine in professional sports, but Winning Fucking Ugly in women's sports is borderline unforgivable for mine....what's the point of watching women's sports if the birds are all horrid on the eye?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

There may be only 5% x 11 = 0.55 of them who would want to shag you, so it is likely the lack of desire is mutual (unless of course you are lesbian).

I came out as a lesbian decades ago...

....true, they may not want to shag me. But I am sure I could wile my way into the sack with any of them should I so choose to do. God, I'd need something drastic for the Nadeshiko lasses, though....

[Typhoon]

No...sorry. You're wrong: It is a tournament of "the beautiful game." (See chokoknen's post above).

What's worse, the Japanese team nickname is nadeshiko, a word that implies the grace and beauty of the traditional Japanese woman (you know, the demure, devoted types we YBF-afflicted types know all about). No disrespect to the players, who've done a wonderful job, but none of them would look out of place at a Hell's Angels gathering.
Winning Ugly is fine in professional sports, but Winning Fucking Ugly in women's sports is borderline unforgivable for mine....what's the point of watching women's sports if the birds are all horrid on the eye?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Now that you mention it, I did notice that Kawasumi had perfectly straight teeth...maybe they do need a more "traditionally Japanese" snaggletooth look to find players who aren't hideous-looking enough to be able to get parts in swords and sandals epics to save on the make-up costs.

[Greji]

I wonder if they select a "Fugly All Star Team?"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I wonder if they select a "Fugly All Star Team?"

I think they've already picked it...

And I want to stress that i'm not detracting from their performance on the pitch: they were brilliant.
I simply found it amazing that a cuntry that normally has me in a state of semi-permanent arousal because of the multitude of glorious women here, the national team managed to pick a side where every single player looks like they have had a bit of bulldog DNA injected into them...