Women's World Cup

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:00 am

Congratulations Japan! What a fairytale win. And I hope their victory inspires some hope for a cuntry that needs (and deserves) a good dose of it.

Every member of this team is still ugly, though....

by **Greji** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:33 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Congratulations Japan! What a fairytale win. And I hope their victory inspires some hope for a cuntry that needs (and deserves) a good dose of it.

Every member of this team is still ugly, though....

Not to mention that they will get to see themselves (along with all of us) win over and over again on J-TV 24 hours a day for the next fucking month.

Incidentally, all the US new reports are saying the same sort of thing. It's so nice that Japan could win and bring a spot of happiness to a country that has had so much recent sadness. Knowing the US Media and their lack of feeling, I read this as "Let's talk about something else and mis-direct the story, so nobody will notice about them serving up such a righteous asskicking to the US team out on the pitch!"

BTW you are quite right Hair, their ugly rating remains at extremely high levels and does not seem to have a chance of lowering until happy hour.
:cool:

by **TennoChinko** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:34 am

Apparently "Japs" and "Pearl Harbor" were the two top trending topics on Twitter in the US - and directly attributed to this soccer game (and their loss). :shake:

by **Jack** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:25 am

According to Internet chatter, the Japanese team is made up of "cute girls".
I think many of you are suffering from the Daikanyama Syndrom (just made that up): When you visit Japan your standard in women goes up because there's so much pussy to choose from. Most blokes in North America and Europe consider themselves lucky to get one pussy every other even or odd year.

by **Adhesive** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:47 am

TennoChinko wrote:Apparently "Japs" and "Pearl Harbor" were the two top trending topics on Twitter in the US - and directly attributed to this soccer game (and their loss).

Curious what service you use to check out trends. The strange thing is that when I started following US twitter trends at http://trendsmap.com/local/united+states, "Japs" was in the top 10, but all the tweets I found were along the lines of "Can't believe Japs and Pearl Harbor are trending right now." It's an interesting (ironic) phenomena where outrage and indignation fuel the actual problem.

by **IparryU** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:53 am

Jack wrote:According to Internet chatter, the Japanese team is made up of "cute girls".

dont tell me that all them fucks are getting into soccer anime... i bet if they did make one for the Nippon Fugbunnies, that they all would be super hot, doe eyed, and have a hero-like attitude.

When I reality, these girls are double bager material with train jumping mentalities.

by **sublight** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:40 am

Looking at wiki pages for the team, it seems about half of them have played in the American league.

by **Typhoon** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:49 pm

by **TennoChinko** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:59 pm

by **AssKissinger** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:53 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Ya know, I'm watching this Japanese women's team and I think pics have just been unflattering. A woman is not a static picture, she is her smile, her sense of humor, her laugh.
Watching these women on TV, there is a certain grace to them. Sawa is starting to grow on me. Something about her.

Happiness is beautiful. That's what it is.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:50 pm

American Oyaji wrote:A woman is not a static picture, she is her smile, her sense of humor, her laugh....

....her face after you've just given her the money shot.

by **American Oyaji** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:55 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Happiness is beautiful. That's what it is.

She's homely, but when she's smiling, she appears quite charming.

by **Greji** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:02 pm

American Oyaji wrote:She's homely, but when she's smiling, she appears quite charming.

Charming, a definition: "Any hook that is available for breechloading"
Source: The Goat Herder's Handbook. 2011. ibid
:cool:

by **IparryU** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:50 pm

American Oyaji wrote:She's homely, but when she's smiling, she appears quite charming.

charming? with all them boobytraps and gang signs comin out that mouth?

who seen that dane cook skit on teeth?

by **Greji** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:46 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:God, I'd need something drastic for the Nadeshiko lasses, though....

Have you thought about Jack Daniels?
:cool:

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:08 am

Keep walking!

MOx - one oh dem snooty intellectual types

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:51 pm

Here they are, presenting their best face for meeting the PM.

by **sublight** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:23 pm

I think Sawa's pretty cute, to be honest. Not glamorous, but not ugly by any reasonable stretch. At a bar I'd chat her up on my first beer.

Sameshima: Maybe after 4-5 beers.

Sakaguchi: last call

Kaihori (goalkeeper): "Dude, let's go pick up some chicks!"

by **American Oyaji** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:16 am

sublight wrote:I think Sawa's pretty cute, to be honest. Not glamorous, but not ugly by any reasonable stretch. At a bar I'd chat her up on my first beer.

Sameshima: Maybe after 4-5 beers.

Sakaguchi: last call

Kaihori (goalkeeper): "Dude, let's go pick up some chicks!"

That's my point. Most of the pics have been taken while she's on the field.
Granted her skin is weathered, but that's to be expected in a woman that spends so much time outdoors.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:10 pm

by **Mike Oxlong** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:32 am

by **AssKissinger** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:18 pm

Players bitch about coaches off the record all the time. That shit wasn't meant for Twitter isn't a big deal at all. I think the coach is being passive aggressive by even acknowledging it. Someone else tweeted she said. That's the biggest non-story I have ever heard.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:05 pm

chokonen888 wrote:AO's going soft No amount of makeup, clothes, and padding will make those beasties OK

You called it.

by **matsuki** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:59 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:You called it.

]Tabloid media reported that she also posted some lewd photos of a teammate taken on her cell phone.[/QUOTE]

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:04 pm

chokonen888 wrote:]
Or was it the mention of golden balls...

Sawa named FIFA Women's Player of Year on big night for Japan
Japan captain Homare Sawa, the 2011 Women's World Cup Golden Ball and Golden Boot winner, was named FIFA Women's World Player of the Year on a historic night for Japanese soccer Monday...

by **Bucky** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:17 am

by **matsuki** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:59 am

Bucky wrote:From the looks of the photo, there were plenty of good seats still available for the game.

LOL, even my hockey games have for fans than that. One of these days I'll bring my own lemur cheering section. (and run as soon as the game is over...don't want to be around when they chat each other up)

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:19 pm

Bucky wrote:Blah, blah, blah....Megumi Takase scored on a header in the 84th minute...blah, blah, blah

The images this phrase conjures up in my mind....

...another reason why Mericans should not be permitted to write about soccer until they understand the terminology.

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