J-Babe Appreciation Thread (semi-SFW)

by **American Oyaji** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:42 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:

OMG! I swear I met that girl second from the left on Sunday.
She's married to a guy I work with. I'm actually looking her pics on facebook and it's her! Small world!

by **Coligny** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:27 pm

American Oyaji wrote:OMG! I swear I met that girl second from the left on Sunday.
She's married to a guy I work with. I'm actually looking her pics on facebook and it's her! Small world!

daguerreotype or it didun't happenz...

by **Iraira** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:34 pm

American Oyaji wrote:She's married to a guy I work with.

Thanks for ruining my weekend.

by **American Oyaji** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:50 pm

Coligny wrote:daguerreotype or it didun't happenz...

I can't grab the picture off his facebook page and post his wife up on here.
I mean, it's one thing if you grab it off the interwebs somewhere else, but to grab off of facebook is a BIG ASS party foul.

by **legion** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:42 pm

Iraira wrote:(excluding the dork on the keitai) No / Definitely yes / No / Maybe.

obviously under forty

by **Iraira** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:51 pm

legion wrote:obviously under forty

Me? My maturity level won't see forty until an hour or so after I flatline. The rest of my carcass has aged slightly beyond 40...speaking of which, birthday is next Thursday....put some airholes in the cake this time, in trying to be more mature, I'm trying to wean myself off of strippers who died of asphyxiation in cakes.

by **Jack** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:53 am

Yokohammer wrote:I'll trade you both your "no's" and a "maybe" for the "definitely yes".
(I'll even throw in the gay dork.)

Exactly my thought but put more eloquantly by Hammer.

by **Mulboyne** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:10 am

This photo of Moe Wakaki looks like it was taken in 1969:

This is how she more usually appears.

by **Coligny** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:52 pm

Mulboyne wrote:This photo of Moe Wakaki looks like it was taken in 1969:

Hey... Marty McFly, you might want to check the DeLorean before the next shiaken... Last time I did um... research... in those days J-Wominz were still on par with the rest of the planet as far as charisma and beauty is concerned:

(and they could hold a gun like if they actshully meant to kill someone or something) The question is when exactly did they have to turn to stupidly 'cute' fuckpuppets to try to attract the local 'male' populashiun...

by **Mulboyne** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:14 pm

Coligny wrote:...in those days J-Wominz were still on par with the rest of the planet as far as charisma and beauty is concerned...

I've got no problem with 1969. Wakaki is no superstar but my point was that she looks better in the first picture compared with the second.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:22 pm

Coligny wrote:stupidly 'cute' fuckpuppets

You say that like it's a bad thing. :confused:

by **American Oyaji** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:55 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You say that like it's a bad thing.

Fuckpuppets get old after a while. Sexy and chic seems to have gone out in the 70s

by **Greji** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:55 pm

Coligny wrote:".....they have to turn to stupidly 'cute' fuckpuppets to try to attract the local 'male' populashiun...."

Hey, you're not dissing Miss Piggy are you?
:confused:

by **Typhoon** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:51 pm

Coligny wrote:Hey... Marty McFly, you might want to check the DeLorean before the next shiaken... Last time I did um... research... in those days J-Wominz were still on par with the rest of the planet as far as charisma and beauty is concerned:

(and they could hold a gun like if they actshully meant to kill someone or something) The question is when exactly did they have to turn to stupidly 'cute' fuckpuppets to try to attract the local 'male' populashiun...

Seconded.

Find the hyper cute air head J-girl of today as opposed to sexy smart J-woman of yesteryear a big turn off.

[YT]jZOuVky-lPM[/YT]

Now get the hell off my lawn.

by **matsuki** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:15 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Fuckpuppets get old after a while. Sexy and chic seems to have gone out in the 70s

I say this about once a month....and then the other 29 days I spend getting bored of them

by **Coligny** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:10 am

American Oyaji wrote:Fuckpuppets get old after a while.

Even their talking pattern is unbearabul, all their sentence seems to follow the same tempo:

short short short looooong

na na na nnnaaaaa...

With the matching head nodge

(can't really remember if it's 3 short 1 long or 4 short 1 long, I usually try to focus more energy on not punching the in the face)

Might have to be linked with the duck mouth... sort of duck speech...

quack quack quack quaaaaaaaack...

Or the microbounce form OL when they try to look like they are going (nowhere) fast... typical duck walk...

OMG OMG OMFG !!!!... WE IZZA ON THE ISLAND OF THEM DUCKS PEOPLE AND WE DIDN'T KEWZ IT...

(time to fire up them recipe books folks... duck liver paté is excellent)

by **matsuki** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:36 am

by **Coligny** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:35 pm

Frack this i'm of to store on bran loaf bread, garlic spread cheese with herbs wine and caned paté de foie de canard...

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:53 pm

Typhoon wrote:smart

Smart women are over rated. If I want to have an intelligent conversation, I'll speak with a man.

by **james** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:16 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, you're not dissing Miss Piggy are you?

did someone say bacon?

by **legion** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:26 pm

Typhoon wrote:Seconded.

Find the hyper cute air head J-girl of today as opposed to sexy smart J-woman of yesteryear a big turn off.

Trouble is smart women aren't dumb enough to sleep with gaijin

by **Greji** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:51 pm

legion wrote:Trouble is smart women aren't dumb enough to sleep with gaijin

I'm not to sure about that. I've been hip deep in several nice IQs....
:cool:

by **Typhoon** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:08 am

legion wrote:Trouble is smart women aren't dumb enough to sleep with gaijin

As someone who prefers smart women, J and otherwise, I think that you forgot to add the standard disclaimer "your mileage may vary".

by **Jack** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:12 am

legion wrote:Trouble is smart women aren't dumb enough to sleep with gaijin

Right on.

by **Typhoon** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:17 am

Jack wrote:
legion wrote:
Trouble is smart women aren't dumb enough to sleep with gaijin

Right on.

Your is wife Japanese, is she not?

by **Coligny** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:51 am

Typhoon wrote:Your is wife Japanese, is she not?

Duude, that's a slippery slope... first his wife, then after his mother to blame for his blatant foetal alchool syndrome...

by **Jack** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:21 am

Typhoon wrote:Your is wife Japanese, is she not?

And your point is??

by **Coligny** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:56 am

Jack wrote:And your point is??

Somebody draw him a picshure... quick !

I'm laughing too hard to be of any halp here...

by **IparryU** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:01 pm

Coligny wrote:Somebody draw him a picshure... quick !

I'm laughing too hard to be of any halp here...

lol

cant find a pen with a fine enough tip...

by **legion** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:46 pm

Greji wrote:I'm not to sure about that. I've been hip deep in several nice IQs....

sure you aren't mixing up smart with crazy?

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