Random Japanese Signs

by **Coligny** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:29 pm

You could have come for a coffe since you wuz in the neighbourghood...

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:59 pm

by **Coligny** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:14 pm

I am sooo getting me some...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:11 pm

I wonder if this is supposed to be used as lube for the Hello Kitty vibe?

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:15 pm

And, speaking of lube, you'd probably do well with some with this title, found this morning while perusing the catalog of new English arrivals at my local library (didn't know Shakespeare wrote gay porn....)

by **matsuki** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:13 pm

by **Russell** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:50 pm

by **Coligny** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:12 pm

At home it the only way to avoid her looking like a cross over between Bozo the Clown and some Mama Sama...

by **Russell** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:33 pm

Coligny wrote:At home it the only way to avoid her looking like a cross over between Bozo the Clown and some Mama Sama...

I am not against gals / women buying clothes per se; it is just the process of accompanying them that gives me nightmares...

by **Iraira** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:53 pm

[quote="Russell"]I am not against gals / women buying clothes per se]

When the girl hands you her bag to hold while she shops, you must immediately demand that she gives you a bj that night. Break up when she does not emphatically agree to said proposal.

by **Russell** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:11 pm

Iraira wrote:When the girl hands you her bag to hold while she shops, you must immediately demand that she gives you a bj that night. Break up when she does not emphatically agree to said proposal.

You are so pragmatic!
:cool:

by **matsuki** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:36 am

[quote="Russell"]I am not against gals / women buying clothes per se]

You're just looking at it the wrong way...when else can you stroll through shops filled with hot lemurs, maybe even catch some changing room eye candy, all while (as Coligny pointed out) you can prevent those awkward teeth sucking moments when she buys something she thinks is cute but is really just overpriced brand shit that doesn't do much for you. (and instead encourage her to buy something that works for you)

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:27 pm

by **dimwit** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:35 am

by **sublight** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:51 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:And, speaking of lube, you'd probably do well with some with this title, found this morning while perusing the catalog of new English arrivals at my local library (didn't know Shakespeare wrote gay porn....)

You know, that third one's got my interest.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:19 pm

sublight wrote:You know, that third one's got my interest.

As well it should, being a joint workbetween two of the most famous beat Generation authors....(probably with emphasis on the joint, but more likely on booze...)

by **Russell** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:38 am

dimwit wrote:

I can understand that they do not want Greiji urinating doggy style in the washbasin (last pic), but what is with the fishing?
Kind of looks like this is a toilet installed above a creek and some of the locals found out that it is a perfect fishing spot. Are there still toilets in Japan that are not connected to the sewers anyway? I would not be surprised to find this sign in China, but Japan...?

by **Greji** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:54 am

Russell wrote:I can understand that they do not want Greiji urinating doggy style in the washbasin

Hey, that's the only way to use the Japanese flushers.....
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:18 pm

Thought this bicycle shop in Tokyo should probably have used kanji for its company name...the first thing that came to mind when I saw the sign was that it was advertising a double gang rape....

by **matsuki** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:47 pm

Is it ironic that my lemur ordered the "Yellow Cab?"

Let's not and say we did!

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:55 pm

by **Bucky** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:46 am

English and Japanese are a little different but I presume this sign is in front of the 1st floor benjo.

by **matsuki** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:29 am

LOL, is this from some tower or something?

by **IparryU** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:11 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, is this from some tower or something?

I would hope so...

by **matsuki** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:36 pm

IparryU wrote:I would hope so...

If not, I sure wouldn't want to work in that building around the 21st floor.

by **IparryU** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:08 pm

chokonen888 wrote:If not, I sure wouldn't want to work in that building around the 21st floor.

i would rather go to the 42nd cause everyone from the lower levels would never go there... talk about clean toilets... would have to make sure i dont forget my PSP

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:40 pm

[color="DimGray"]This has been posted on the FG before, but now its has droll translations.[/color]

[INDENT]Railway Pushes Tohoku as Must-Go-Now-Or-Never Travel Destination
EX-SKF | Dec. 7, 2011

More...[/INDENT]

by **Coligny** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:06 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:This has been posted on the FG before, but now its has droll translations.
[INDENT]Railway Pushes Tohoku as Must-Go-Now-Or-Never Travel Destination
EX-SKF | Dec. 7, 2011

More...[/INDENT]

Or in French here; The new official language for diplomacy, love and nukular fuck ups...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:17 am

by **Coligny** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:02 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, is this from some tower or something?

Isn't that the ower near thinjuku that is half office but got an exhibition space at the 42nd floor, therefore making only 1st and 42 floor public accessible with matching loos ?

(this place maybe: Seiji Togo Memorial Yasuda Kasai Museum of Art)

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