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Postby Sa_Race » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:11 pm

Do you have more intel from japanese articles? Gomenasai nihongo wakarimasen. Was he living there? I wonder why the english news focus on the ear bleeding. May be the passer-by said something like "there's a dead guy in pieces and oh, he's bleeding from his ear".
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Postby Coligny » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:14 pm

Sa_Race wrote:I am not buying it. I have witnessed someone fall from only 15m high on the concrete, I was the first on the scene, and I have seen what it did to his legs and head. You just don't "bleed from an ear" if you ever fall from a 6 story building. Trust me.

So either the report is far from complete -it would be ok, readers don't need to know his brain was all over the pavement like egg yolk- or the police is clueless.


In order to take a bit of a crap on my proposed method for ID'ing corpse by checking the pictures and confirm Sa_Race theory...

Here is what a corpse look like after a fall from around 2-3 stories from an overpass in a shopping center (or university can't remember well).

Warning: Picture of dead people on this link. With some gray mater splattered.

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Postby Russell » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:05 pm

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Postby Coligny » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:31 pm

You just need to click on the CENSORED picture... Sorry, I should have told you that. Especially since this trick is a pain in zee pooper to implement on this forum... some forumz have a special kind of link to display pictures only if you click on a "spoiler" button.

Just didun't want to post gory pictures... Remember... for us Yuropeanz, pictures of nekkid people are not troublesome... Pictures of splattered brains and guts are a moderately big no-no...
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Postby IparryU » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:05 am

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Postby Coligny » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:55 am

sorry, should be fixed in all its gory by now...
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Postby Marked Trail » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:43 pm

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Postby Greji » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:53 pm

Coligny wrote:In order to take a bit of a crap on my proposed method for ID'ing corpse by checking the pictures and confirm Sa_Race theory...

Warning: Picture of dead people on this link. With some gray mater splattered.

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Good shot there Coligny. I guess we could say she bled from the ear....
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Postby twww » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:58 am

Is this typical of JT to expire an article?

The requested article has expired, and is no longer available.

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Postby cstaylor » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:49 am

twww wrote:Is this typical of JT to expire an article?

Yes. Their system was written by teenagers who don't understand proper indexing and storage compression.

Compare that with the NY Times. The entire history of that newspaper is available online. :wink:
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:14 am

cstaylor wrote:Yes. Their system was written by teenagers who don't understand proper indexing and storage compression.

Compare that with the NY Times. The entire history of that newspaper is available online. :wink:


Possibly written by teenagers but I think the key is that it is an AP article. I think they can only run wire material for a certain amount of time.
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Postby damn name » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:57 am

Yes, the entire history of mistaken historical facts, wrong-headed political and world-view editorials and endorsements and glaringly bone-headed economic articles in The New York Times are preserved for no one to read or hold them accountable for. ;)
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Postby twww » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:55 am

Captain Japan wrote:Possibly written by teenagers but I think the key is that it is an AP article. I think they can only run wire material for a certain amount of time.


So specific to JapanToday only?

Here's the article cached.

Other online media still have it up verbatim.:confused:
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:59 pm

twww wrote:So specific to JapanToday only?

Here's the article cached.

Other online media still have it up verbatim.:confused:

Licensing terms. JT is probably too cheap to buy a license to host the articles longer term.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:00 pm

It seem a lot of Japanese newspapers' online articles are only up for a few weeks or so.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:30 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:It seem a lot of Japanese newspapers' online articles are only up for a few weeks or so.

It's getting worse. Since the Asahi relaunched their online site, many of the Japanese news articles are now only available in full if you subscribe.
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Postby twww » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:53 am

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This is Matt's sister: It has taken me all day to write these words...After three days, the search team did not find my brother. There are no other areas to search until the deep snow melts. My Dad and brother-in-law will be coming home early next week. This is incredibly hard on our family. As my Mom said, "Gods ways are higher than our ways." Thank you all for your prayers.


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Postby nikoneko » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:11 am

Just glad that search team came back safe...
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:38 pm

Another one drunk in the snow?
AN Australian man died in the Japanese ski resort town of Niseko yesterday.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/australian-man-dies-at-japanese-ski-resort/story-e6frg12c-1226269713515
Bit more info here
http://www.theage.com.au/world/australian-found-dead-in-ski-resort-20120213-1t0uq.html
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Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:56 am

"Gods ways are higher than our ways."


I feel for the family and all but all the looney god quotes are getting annoying.
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Postby climb678 » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:57 am

chokonen888 wrote:I feel for the family and all but all the looney god quotes are getting annoying.

Agreed!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:27 am

chokonen888 wrote:
"Gods ways are higher than our ways."
I feel for the family and all but all the looney god quotes are getting annoying.

The family shows great cultural sensitivity giving the Shinto Gods their do respect [color="Gray"](the family's looney quotes are polytheistic without an apostrophe)[/color].

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:31 am

Mock Cockpit wrote:Another one drunk in the snow?

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/australian-man-dies-at-japanese-ski-resort/story-e6frg12c-1226269713515
Bit more info here
http://www.theage.com.au/world/australian-found-dead-in-ski-resort-20120213-1t0uq.html


Leaving a bar drunk alone and walking through ice and snow to get home. Slip, fall, knock yourself out and freeze to death before anybody notices. Sad story for this guy.

This is why I drink at home. :passout:
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:15 pm

GomiGirl wrote:This is why I drink at home. :passout:

Kitchun drinkur ?

chokonen888 wrote:I feel for the family and all but all the looney god quotes are getting annoying.


The post Tsunami "Prey fro Japan" always triggered the same reply from me:

"You can thank your god, guys, but don't ask him for anything more, he fucked us up good enough to keep rescue teams busy for quite some time..."
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Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:33 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:The family shows great cultural sensitivity giving the Shinto Gods their do respect [color="Gray"](the family's looney quotes are polytheistic without an apostrophe)[/color].

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Touche Taro&#65374]The post Tsunami "Prey fro Japan" always triggered the same reply from me:

"You can thank your god, guys, but don't ask him for anything more, he fucked us up good enough to keep rescue teams busy for quite some time..."[/QUOTE]

"Prey on Japan" is much more fitting :D

...and before Taro chimes in, "Prey on, Japan" works as well.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:45 pm

chokonen888 wrote:...and before Taro chimes in, "Prey on, Japan" works as well.


D00d... he ownz dat copyright...
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:20 pm

[quote="damn name"]Yes, the entire history of mistaken historical facts, wrong-headed political and world-view editorials and endorsements and glaringly bone-headed economic articles in The New York Times are preserved for no one to read or hold them accountable for. ]
Now, now, don't get angry because I called you out on your substandard contract job for JT. Lucene sort of works for .NET now. :wink:
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Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:50 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Leaving a bar drunk alone and walking through ice and snow to get home. Slip, fall, knock yourself out and freeze to death before anybody notices. Sad story for this guy.

This is why I drink at home. :passout:


...doesn't take much to get covered in snow up there either. Walking home drunk alone isn't a very good idea when on vacation in a foreign country though :confused:
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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:15 pm

Coligny wrote:The post Tsunami "Prey fro Japan" always triggered the same reply from me:


Best one I saw was on a shirt at the gym. "Cheer up, Japan!"
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:36 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Walking home drunk alone isn't a very good idea when on vacation in a foreign country though :confused:


That would basically mean no foreign travel for me. All I do when I'm on vacation is get drunk.
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