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Fat Peoples' Guide to Enjoying Tokyo Disneyland

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Postby McTojo » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:06 pm

I love the place. Been there a few times already. I thought this post might be useful for FG, so here it goes.

Most rides at Tokyo Disneyland are weight tested at about 250 pounds with a minimum height requirement of 102 cm. As you all know, yesterday March 2nd 2012, was a rainy day. I had the day off so I and a Jukujo headed up there in hopes that we could beat the long lines. The first ride we tried for was Space Mountain. When we got in line a staff approached us and asked if I wanted to seat test a mock up version before I waited in line. I agreed just out of curiosity. She escorted me down to the maintenance room to sit in one of the Space Mountain carriages, and luckily for me both me and my Jukujo were both able to snugly squeeze in together side-by-side. What luck. We both fit and we were allowed to ride. The techs applauded and informed the gate staff that there should be no problem letting us on. I am 300 pounds and a little under six feet. My J-moms is big, too. We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves on Space Mountain.


Dumbo Ride , no problem. I rode Dumbo around joyfully with no problems. Just a few squeaks on one of the hydraulics, but nothing major. The Dumbo attended had a little trouble fastening me and momma into the seat. I think it took five full minutes.


Peter Pan, no problem

The Rocket, well, that was problem. Me and my mom couldn't fit together. We had to ride separately. I had a little trouble getting out of it, but managed.

Splash Mountain, no problem either. As a matter of fact, that was my favorite ride!


Big Thunder Mountain, no problem.

Mark Twain River Cruise, obviously no problem.


It's a small world, boring, no problem


Basically, if you can squeeze into a Space Mountain carriage you can ride anything at Tokyo Disneyland.


Food I recommend: Turkey legs, and hot dogs. Don't eat at the Queen of Heart because the food is so unappealing.


I love Tokyo Disneyland. :jama:
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Postby matsuki » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:36 pm

McTojo wrote:I am 300 pounds


:jawdrop:

I literally am half the man you are...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:45 pm

McTojo wrote:I love the place. Been there a few times already. I thought this post might be useful for FG, so here it goes.

Food I recommend: Turkey legs, and hot dogs. Don't eat at the Queen of Heart because the food is so unappealing.


I love Tokyo Disneyland.


Don't know why... I had this this soundtrack popping in mah head while reading...

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Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:46 pm

chokonen888 wrote::jawdrop:

I literally am half the man you are...


Midget pr0n YEAHHHH....
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Postby james » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:00 pm

chokonen888 wrote::jawdrop:

I literally am half the man you are...


i'm not even half.. most guys could probably bench press my weight easily. i struggle to keep my weight at 65kg. anything over that just goes to /dev/null and i found out the hard way that i can't go low carb or i start lookin like steve jobs did.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:17 pm

How the hell did you get to 300 lbs, when you're only 102 cm? Damn, I've lost at least 45 lbs since I've been here, mainly thanx to not having a car. Probably put off having my first heart attack by at least 15 years...katsu curry:heart: .
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Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:17 pm

james wrote:i'm not even half.. most guys could probably bench press my weight easily. i struggle to keep my weight at 65kg. anything over that just goes to /dev/null and i found out the hard way that i can't go low carb or i start lookin like steve jobs did.


I have to write this on the door of mah loo's, that will be awesum...
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Postby Russell » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:51 pm

james wrote:i'm not even half.. most guys could probably bench press my weight easily. i struggle to keep my weight at 65kg. anything over that just goes to /dev/null and i found out the hard way that i can't go low carb or i start lookin like steve jobs did.

If it has not been always like that (i.e. only in recent years), it is time to pay a visit to the doctor. Just sayin'
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Postby james » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:04 am

Russell wrote:If it has not been always like that (i.e. only in recent years), it is time to pay a visit to the doctor. Just sayin'


i was 76kg or so when we got off the plane years ago. not beefy but could probably have stood to lose a bit. i started walking lots and my weight (mass, for the pedantic) dropped to 65kg. i was pretty freaked out for a bit but it stabilized and has been there for the better part of 13 years now.

things are normal, i'm just one of those obnoxious people who seems to be able to eat whatever the hell he wants ;) i have drastically cut back sugars though over the last couple years and rarely drink anything other than water these days.

i'd visit a doctor but he'd probably tell me i need to lose weight.
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Postby Russell » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:09 am

[quote="james"]i was 76kg or so when we got off the plane years ago. not beefy but could probably have stood to lose a bit. i started walking lots and my weight (mass, for the pedantic) dropped to 65kg. i was pretty freaked out for a bit but it stabilized and has been there for the better part of 13 years now.

things are normal, i'm just one of those obnoxious people who seems to be able to eat whatever the hell i want ]
Well, if you are just 102cm, he would probably tell you so. ;)

But reading your story, I understand now that there is a reason for your weight drop, so I change my opinion: you sound as healthy as can be!
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Postby james » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:15 am

Coligny wrote:I have to write this on the door of mah loo's, that will be awesum...


"cron job in progress"
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Postby McTojo » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:13 am

chokonen888 wrote::jawdrop:

I literally am half the man you are...


Thanks for the kind words. Some of us are really lucky to have long ding dongs?:lol:
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:51 am

james wrote:"cron job in progress"

"put a fork() in it before it Zombies..." :wink:
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:08 am

cstaylor wrote:"put a fork() in it before it Zombies..." :wink:


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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:01 am

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Fit on space mountain? I am space mountain bitch! :eek:
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:46 pm

300 isn't a healthy weight... for anyone.




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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:08 pm

McTojo wrote:Thanks for the kind words. Some of us are really lucky to have long ding dongs?:lol:

I can still out Johnson you....
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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:24 pm

Greji wrote:I can still out Johnson you....
:cool:


tsss even mah sister can out-johnson him with her clit...
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Postby Iraira » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:33 pm

Coligny wrote:tsss even mah sister can out-johnson him with her clit...


I didn't know that the French also do the American redneck inbreeding thing.
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Postby Russell » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:45 pm

Coligny wrote:tsss even mah sister can out-johnson him with her clit...

I googled your sister, but the images are NSFFG. :cool:
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:08 am

Iraira wrote:I didn't know that the French also do the American redneck inbreeding thing.


tssss deliverance was just a remake of the french movie...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038334/






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Postby matsuki » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:23 pm

Sort of on topic but how many of you actually go to Disneyland here? I'm back in LA enough that I have an annual pass there so I don't really frequent the smaller, more crowded, and more expensive Tokyo Disneyland...but Disney Sea is fun every once in awhile and they serve booze!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:43 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Sort of on topic but how many of you actually go to Disneyland here? I'm back in LA enough that I have an annual pass there so I don't really frequent the smaller, more crowded, and more expensive Tokyo Disneyland...but Disney Sea is fun every once in awhile and they serve booze!


I get there at least once a year. But I'm a total Disney nerd...
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:05 pm

Well done Comrade, well done... let them believe you succumbed to the decadence of kapitalism...

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Postby Greji » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:12 pm

Coligny wrote:Well done Comrade, well done... let them believe you succumbed to the decadence of kapitalism...

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Nice photo. Which one is Cyka?
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Postby McTojo » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:47 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:I get there at least once a year. But I'm a total Disney nerd...


Me too! :kanpai:
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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:54 pm

McTojo wrote:Me too! :kanpai:


Isn't it against your mantra to enjoy such a western thing in Japan? :rolleyes:
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Postby IparryU » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:17 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Isn't it against your mantra to enjoy such a western thing in Japan? :rolleyes:

Prolly cause he lost his virginity to some fugly shibuya harajuku rat at the Disney hotel and blew JPY1M to seal her off...

don't blame him. social cripples and ogre look a likes only fly in Disneyland
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:09 pm

I never went a disney anything...

They didn't finished building euromickey before I turned hardcormunist... and totally allergic to anykind of capitalist mass produced pseudo cultural imperialism...
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Postby Iraira » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:36 pm

Back in the college days (UC Irvine), I had a roommmate who worked at Mouse-witz in Anaheim, and she'd find ways to sneak me and her boyfriend in for free. He and I would sit in the center park area trying to guess what country the asian tourists were from based on their clothes. J-tourists were easy, as they were always wearing New Balance shoes with horribly clashing colors (for example, the canvas would be orange and the logo would be purple or something tragic like that.
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