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Gaijin crime wave <sigh> again

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:51 pm

Police blame crime by foreigners for worsening public security
Japan Today, Friday, September 26, 2003 at 12:56 JST
TOKYO---The Japanese police, in a 2003 white paper released Friday, blame organized crime by foreigners for the deterioration in public security.... But while the NPA report highlights crimes by foreigners, alleged Penal Code violations by foreigners comprised only 4% of all alleged crimes in Japan last year ...
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Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:59 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:But while the NPA report highlights crimes by foreigners, alleged Penal Code violations by foreigners comprised only 4% of all alleged crimes in Japan last year ...

Wait, I'm confused here. Who commited the other 96% of alleged crimes?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:19 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:But while the NPA report highlights crimes by foreigners, alleged Penal Code violations by foreigners comprised only 4% of all alleged crimes in Japan last year ...

Wait, I'm confused here. Who commited the other 96% of alleged crimes?


Hey, it gets better. How many of those 4% of all alleged crimes were commited by native-speakers of Japanese who are "foreign"? How many of those 4% of all alleged crimes resulted in conviction? 8O
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:32 pm

How many of those 4% of all alleged crimes resulted in conviction?
Taro, I think you know that being accused in Japan is the same as being convicted.
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Postby cstaylor » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:37 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
How many of those 4% of all alleged crimes resulted in conviction?
Taro, I think you know that being accused in Japan is the same as being convicted.
Whever I see a Japanese policeman (especially the older, smaller ones asleep in the Koban) I can't help remember Roscoe P Coltrane from The Dukes of Hazzard: "Khee, khee, khee, we're gonna get those gaijin boys this time!" :wink:
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Postby Crispy » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:43 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:But while the NPA report highlights crimes by foreigners, alleged Penal Code violations by foreigners comprised only 4% of all alleged crimes in Japan last year ...

Wait, I'm confused here. Who commited the other 96% of alleged crimes?
Troglodytes, obviously. They live under the surface of Japan, and are not Japanese citizens, but they technically occupy Japan's airspace and therefore are not foreigners. Japanese citizens never commit crimes.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:48 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
How many of those 4% of all alleged crimes resulted in conviction?
Taro, I think you know that being accused in Japan is the same as being convicted.


Sure, but from what the district police chief here in my ward tells me, "Saaaa, gaijin ganko da na."
It seems that FG don't "confess" properly. :twisted:
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Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:08 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:
How many of those 4% of all alleged crimes resulted in conviction?
Taro, I think you know that being accused in Japan is the same as being convicted.


Sure, but from what the district police chief here in my ward tells me, "Saaaa, gaijin ganko da na."
It seems that FG don't "confess" properly. :twisted:

How thoughtless of them. Don't they know it's for their own good?
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Postby kamome » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:11 pm

cstaylor wrote:Roscoe P Coltrane from The Dukes of Hazzard: "Khee, khee, khee, we're gonna get those gaijin boys this time!" :wink:


Wasn't it, "Gu, gu, gu, we're gonna' get those gaijin boys this time!"? Did he ever say "khee khee khee"?

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Postby cstaylor » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:12 pm

His laugh changes sometimes. "You know, Boss, those Duke boys are mighty difficult to catch". :P
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Postby Big Booger » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:48 pm

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"This is Sherriff Rosco P. Coltrane...kew kew kew..."

"Oh.. those Duke Boys.." Talking to Flash 'the hound dog'

"My little Fat Buddy" talking to Boss.

"Enos, you idiot.. " talking to his deputy, Enos.

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Postby Kanchou » Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:33 am

If 4% of the subjects and 1% of the population of Japan are foreigners, doesn't that mean that gaijin are arrested four times as much as Japanese for crimes?... I'm wondering whether that says more about the foreigners or the Japanese police...
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:58 am

The fallacy of these statistics has been proved many times over the years but the one most significant detail you have to remember when reading these 'facts' is *only* gaijin are liable for visa offences.

Take out that number and do the math. Big difference.
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Postby devicenull » Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:21 am

jeez, if they are going to do shit like this, the least they can do is not just call it "gaijin crime". if they want to be racist about it they should at least break down the statistics more :P
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