Can you do this Japanese girl?

[Samurai_Jerk]

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/w4m/3266240754.html

SERIOUS ONLY!

Hi, I am mid 30 Single Japanese Female. Looking for serious relationship which hope to lead have family. I want to have kids one day.
I live and work in central Tokyo and have decent job, love dinning out, drinking, hang out with friends, driving, movies, traveling etc.

You HAVE TO be Single, White or Japanese, Taller than 170cm, Have decent job, want to live in Japan, non-smoker, DD free, having humor, confident, manly, love to share time with me and can do Japanese (level doesn't matter) . Please write about yourself, how do you looks like, what kind things like to do, what kind of girl and relationship are you looking for etc.

MUST ATTACH YOUR PICTURE!

Waiting for your mail! <3

[Coligny]

DD free ?

dungeon and dragons !?

[cstaylor]

DD free ?

dungeon and dragons !?

UrbanDictionary is your friend

[FG Lurker]

30+? Check.
Single? Check.
Japanese female? Check.
Unable to find a BF? Check.

Damaged goods and/or crazy. (And/or could be fugly.)

[Taro Toporific]

DD free ?
dungeon and dragons !?

UrbanDictionary is your friend

Disgustingly Desperate, Double Date??

I was scratching my head about that too. Normally Dungeons and Dragons is written D&D or DnD was a 70s-80s thing---an odd very requirement for a 30 year old.

[BigInJapan]

30+? Check.
Single? Check.
Japanese female? Check.
Unable to find a BF? Check.

Damaged goods and/or crazy. (And/or could be fugly.)

mid 30 Single Japanese Female = 39 years old

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Sure she's talking about her age? I'd hazard a guess at IQ...

I like how she asked whether you can "do" Japanese and that "level doesn't matter."

Fuck, the tangents these phrases sent my warped mind on as I tried to imagine WTF she was talking about...sheesh.

[Bucky]

DD free ?
dungeon and dragons !?

UrbanDictionary is your friend

Disgustingly Desperate, Double Date??

I was scratching my head about that too. Normally Dungeons and Dragons is written D&D or DnD was a 70s-80s thing---an odd very requirement for a 30 year old.

Jeez, youse guys are outta touch. DD Free is Disease and Drug Free.

[GomiGirl]

There a whole bunch of these acronyms for different BBS's. I read a bunch of parents ones and they drive me nuts with their DD, DH, DS etc.

I am sure if I was trawling the dating sites, I would have to learn a bunch of new ones like this.

[Coligny]

that's like the local ben... or dialect... or whatevur...

IP

internet protocol

intellectual property

indoor plumbing (for Toyohashi)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

that's like the local ben... or dialect... or whatevur...

IP

internet protocol

intellectual property

indoor plumbing (for Toyohashi)

What I do immediately after waking up every morning...

[GomiGirl]

need a spit coffee on the keyboard smilie!!

You must spread reputation around....

[yanpa]

need a spit coffee on the keyboard smilie!!

You must spread reputation around....

Like this?

[GomiGirl]

Yes - just like that!!

[Coligny]

Yes - just like that!!

Do you have pict ? it would be for the launch of th3 next rule34 ring wabsite of my pr0n empire:

http://wildaussiemilfspittingcoffeeatth ... ule34.mil/

[matsuki]

30+? Check.
Single? Check.
Japanese female? Check.
Unable to find a BF? Check.

Damaged goods and/or crazy. (And/or could be fugly.)

I concur ol chap.

If the thousands of lemurs I've gone through in this cuntry have taught me anything, it's avoid engrish speaking lemurs above 25 and almost all lemurs over 30. Call me an asshole for generalizing but the bitter OL or gaijin slut does not a good relationship make...but if you are just wanting to get laid, you'll have to use this chart to judge:

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

If the thousands of lemurs I've gone through in this cuntry have taught me anything, it's avoid engrish speaking lemurs above 25 and almost all lemurs over 30.

I can't do that...it would be like doing it with my kid. I'm Australian, not Austrian.

[matsuki]

If the thousands of lemurs I've gone through in this cuntry have taught me anything, it's avoid engrish speaking lemurs above 25 and almost all lemurs over 30.

I can't do that...it would be like doing it with my kid. I'm Australian, not Austrian.

Damn, I couldn't tell...hence the doitsssssugo version of HIMYM above

[cstaylor]

If the thousands of lemurs I've gone through in this cuntry have taught me anything, it's avoid engrish speaking lemurs above 25 and almost all lemurs over 30.

I can't do that...it would be like doing it with my kid. I'm Australian, not Austrian.

I think Choko would be willing to pitch-hit for you there.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I think Choko would be willing to pitch-hit for you there.

I'm not letting him within cooee of my kids...

[matsuki]

I think Choko would be willing to pitch-hit for you there.

I'm not letting him within cooee of my kids...

So they haven't asked you about me yet?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

So they haven't asked you about me yet?

They didn't mention you specifically, but did say something about some bloke drooling and flashing around what looked like a willy, except smaller.
I just assumed it must have been you!

[matsuki]

So they haven't asked you about me yet?

They didn't mention you specifically, but did say something about some bloke drooling and flashing around what looked like a willy, except smaller.
I just assumed it must have been you!

Must have been another guy, I'm waiting for them to tell you "congrats grandpa!"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I'm waiting for them to tell you "congrats grandpa!"

Congrats for what? My first scalp?

[Coligny]

I'm waiting for them to tell you "congrats grandpa!"

Congrats for what? My first scalp?

Hey, if you don't want the baby we're taker...

Also searching for new Tortoise Shell Cat. As insane as possible... There is a huge void to fill in the batshit feline dept.
The remaining one is some sort of sleepy carpet/cushion... It's a bit boring... I can pull and drag him by the tail for corridor lengh... he either don't care or think it's a new game...
The worse he's doing is farting in bed under the covers or farting while watching movies on telly...
With Lanxade, touching the tail was like starting an Air Raid siren (but in more powerfull)... Trying to pull her and I would have needed to patch some hole in the concrete walls... After few month in ICU...

[matsuki]

I'm waiting for them to tell you "congrats grandpa!"

Congrats for what? My first scalp?

Hey, if you don't want the baby we're taker...

SDH doesn't even need to know he exists

[Dreamy_Peach]

So Craig's List is where these adverts are now being placed?

I derive only a fraction of the entertainment from the Metropolis advertisements that I used to. It's most depressing.

[Dreamy_Peach]

Someone must be posting spoof ads.

Hello, im yuki. Looking for a boyfriend. I can speak little english. Can you go with me to romantic time? i wana drink duiliners in shinjuku with good gay.
Im tall, friends says im pritti but i dont have boyfriend. Send me email with your photo. Only european people. 24 - 28. not ozisan but ikemen ok.

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/w4m/3273039069.html

[Samurai_Jerk]

I had to come out of lurker mode for this: http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/w4m/4315724448.html

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I want Serious relitionship with guy in my age ealry 20s !!
Who can makes me loughg who got lots of time to hang out with me .


Things getting damm lame in around here . I need some new tings .

Short skinny Japanese long hair + my mom was marmaide .yeap.

Tell me about you
Age/ where you are/ what kind of things you are into ... what kind of girl you are looking for .make sure you attach Your Photo .

No horny dudes!! Lol

LOLhgh indeed.

[Coligny]

Short skinny Japanese long hair + my mom was marmaide .yeap.

Come on, who would be horny enough to fuck a mermaid ?

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Ehm... Ok, nevermind...