The Official SPAM Thread

[GomiGirl]

I got one of these the other day. I replied with a "Fuck off and get a real job you scammer".

[Anonymous1]

[yanpa]

Ur hotlinked img is not loading.

[Taro Toporific]

[img ]http://www.buhaykorea.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nojaps.jpg[/img]

I dug around and found the hotlinked image on buhaykorea.com/2012/08/22/no-japs-allowed

buhaykorea.com/2012/08/22/no-japs-allowed
...The top Korean title reads exactly as the English translation. The third line reads “Our PC bang does not receive (welcome) Japanese people”. To enter, one must shout “Dokdo is Korean land” three times ...more...

[Taro Toporific]

I just got this gem...

Terrorist attack (9/11/01) + Japan Magnitude 8.8 (3/10/11) add it up and you get 12/21/12!
Could be another disaster, but were are having more hide tides soon because the moon is getting very close to the earth yesterday 2:00 pm central. Next year it's supposed to happen again of course. This age right now (Pisces) is certainly about to end. The age of Aquarius shall begin on the day the Mayan calendar’s expiration. My prediction is there would be a great flood on the next high tide.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I just got this gem...

Terrorist attack (9/11/01) + Japan Magnitude 8.8 (3/10/11) add it up and you get 12/21/12!
Could be another disaster, but were are having more hide tides soon because the moon is getting very close to the earth yesterday 2:00 pm central. Next year it's supposed to happen again of course. This age right now (Pisces) is certainly about to end. The age of Aquarius shall begin on the day the Mayan calendar’s expiration. My prediction is there would be a great flood on the next high tide.

I thought the moon had to be in the seventh house and Jupiter aligned with the sun?

[Coligny]

Seems like totally legit...

Jut received this as an attached image... (nice to bypass spam filturs, not nice for the bandwith )

9-21-2012.jpg

[Russell]

Seems like totally legit...

Jut received this as an attached image... (nice to bypass spam filturs, not nice for the bandwith )

9-21-2012.jpg

Let me guess.

They will ask you to cover the shipping costs?

[Coligny]

Seems like totally legit...

Jut received this as an attached image... (nice to bypass spam filturs, not nice for the bandwith )

9-21-2012.jpg

Let me guess.

They will ask you to cover the shipping costs?

I have to ask 'dem...

[Taro Toporific]

DuaneK0pinski
http://www.miamiherald.com/news
Duh@yahoo.c0m
Submitted on 2013/05/08 at 2:20pm

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Cuong-V-Truong.png

blogspot.jp

Cu0ng Tru0ng- LinkedIn.jpg

linkedin.com/in/cu0ngtru0ng

[Samurai_Jerk]

RE; I NEED YOUR HELP


My name is Yasuji Yagi, a merchant in Japan. I have recently been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer, which has defiled all medical treatment. Expert diagnosis has shown that I have few months to live.

The intention of this email is to employ the expertise of a business entrepreneur, who can identify a viable investment and guarantee reasonable returns on my wealth. This is to secure a future for my 4 years old son who lost his mother during birth. I cannot rely on his closest relatives any more, as they did not show responsible behaviour two years ago when I entrusted half of my wealth to them to invest on his behalf. They thought I wouldn't survive the operation and then used the money for their personal needs.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of USD$60 Million dollars. I will want you to help me collect this deposit,I have set aside 10% for your time and effort.

To prevent any more mishaps, my attorney will act as a check, monitoring every aspect of the investment. Funds should be split in half and distributed to charity organisation and the other half, as investment for my son.


If this interests you, please reach me on this email address yasujiyagi1@aim.com to discuss terms and compensation.

Kind regard

Mr.Yasuji Yagi.


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この電子メールは機密情報であり、誰もが使用すべきではありません
誰が元の目的の受信者ではありません。それは、機密含めることができます
所有権または法的に特権情報を表示します。このメッセージが表示された場合
エラーが発生し、すぐにそれを削除して、送信者に通知してください。あなたは、いけません
直接または間接的に、使用開示、配布、印刷、またはコピーします
この一環
メッセージが目的の受信者でない場合。こので表される任意のビュー
メッセージは個々の送信者のものであり、エスケル·グループは、受け入れることができません
負債
明らかに、送信者自身のものの発言のためにと代わって行っていない
エスケル·グループの。実行の条件に任意の参照
トランザクションがすべき
唯一の予備と書かれた私たちの正式な対象として扱われる
確認。
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[yanpa]

Classy machine translation included there...

[Russell]

Aren't there any Nigerians fluent in 日本語?!?

[Doctor Stop]

Aren't there any Nigerians fluent in 日本語?!?

Try Roppongi.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Aren't there any Nigerians fluent in 日本語?!?

Try Roppongi.

ティーティーバーいかがでしょうか？

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Aren't there any Nigerians fluent in 日本語?!?

Try Roppongi.

ティーティーバーいかがでしょうか？

Shouldn't that be ティティ？

[matsuki]

Not with their accents....though I more often get attacked in English. "Golden showers at your table!!"

[Samurai_Jerk]

Not with their accents.

Exactly.

[omae mona]

Classy machine translation included there...

Which also included the name of the company that originally wrote the disclaimer, エスケル・グループ

http://www.esquel.com/en/

"Producers of premium cotton shirts... facilities in China, Malaysia, Vietnam, Mauritius, and Sri Lanka..."

[yanpa]

Subramanian, Kal <kal.subramanian@wur.nl>

To
Hello,
Please can we discuss about Aldrich, please contact me if you are interested;eric_fu04@yahoo.com.hk
Eric Fu.

Wut?

[yanpa]

I was thinking about Sarah Morgan, and recalling how fortunate it was that on that week night when Robert Wone was murdered, V. Zaborsky changes his travel plans to come home early, Michael Price for the first time misses his phlebotomy class, and Sarah Morgan has arranged a sleepover at some friends’ house.

[yanpa]

Now that's what I call a spam comment:

Code: Select all

  spam_score | 1153
    entry_id | 993395
length       | 2772290
spam_comment |   * 'http://somespammyaddress.spam/hervelegerdressoutletuk.htm/' contains potential spam word 'outlet'
             |   * URL repeated in text
             |   * BBCode-style URL
             |   * Text contains 5 URLs
             |   * Text longer than 2048 bytes and contains 5 URLs
             |   * Text contains spam word 'Vuitton'
             |   * Text contains 1142 potential spam keyword(s) 'outlet, cheap, discount, weight, sex, sex, Cheap, discount, breast, sex, sex, outlet, outlet, cheap, cheap, cheap, sex, discount, outlet, outlet, outlet, Cheap, cheap, cheap, outlet, kors, sex, discount, cheap, cheap, cheap, Kors, Kors, cheap, Cheap, kors, outlet, sex, sex, kors, kors, kors, kors, discount, discount, outlet, outlet, kors, outlet, kors, sex, sex, outlet, discount, sex, Burberry, breast, discount, sex, outlet, sex, weight, discount, outlet, kors, Kors, [i](continues...)[/i]

Almost 3MB of text and 1153 spam score - usual is something with 1 or two digits.

[yanpa]

How do you feel about enriching yourself by means of war? It`s
the very time to put your idea into force! As soon as the US
takes military action against Syria, oil prices will rise as
well as {redacted} RESOURCES, INC.

[Russell]

How do you feel about enriching yourself by means of war? It`s
the very time to put your idea into force! As soon as the US
takes military action against Syria, oil prices will rise as
well as {redacted} RESOURCES, INC.

Let me guess: Gold?

[nikoneko]

The most recent models, i.e. iPhone 5S and iPhone 5C, have been recommended
by the Apple (Nasdaq:A_APL). However the models have been not very impressive
for the fund clients. But, we have come to know about the undercover new
product, which is being produced in Cupertino, the General Headquarter of the
Apple Company, which will be needed by a wide audience. (It is going to be
put on by all the people in just a year). Today it's high time to buy the
shareholding of the Apple, because quite soon they will go up in value!!!

Yeah it's a watch you pump and dump idiots, everybody knows.

[yanpa]

How will you snub crazy gentlegents in the gist quite its recommended season make the often insufferable The Newsroom in the fit?

[yanpa]

One night,battered Barclays has been named the worst bank in Britain by the public “When I was performing in nightclubs no one would listen, “So it’s been an incredible influence. She’s a gorgeous girl.”No wonder Mark pelted him with a cake last week. a masterpiece. Plenty of story-driven shooters provide the illusion of choice.

[Coligny]

Looks like my average loveletter when I was in highschool popping antidepressant like if they wuz caramel toffees...

[Kagetsu]

Holy wtf batman‽ When did FG come back? Well, this changes everything!

[yanpa]

It's been back since summer 2012...