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by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:49 pm

Foreigners having a ball (with no chain) in 5-star prisons
Mainichi / Oct 06
"Japanese cops will absolutely never hit you. Even if you are unlucky enough to get caught, all they'll do is deport you," one Chinese crim tells Shukan Taishu. "Of course I'm scared of getting caught, but the cops themselves are hardly what I'd call frightening."

Even those offenders sent to the slammer say Japan's jails are jokes.

"Japanese jail? Oh, it's wonderful! You get nice meals, free medical. It's better than living in a hotel. The work's pretty easy and they even pay you for it. It's awesome. We get VIP treatment," a one-time Chinese con says.

by **AssKissinger** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:10 pm

Clearly, foreign prisoners get better treatment than the Japanese

Yeah, right! But I'd take Japanese prison over American prison anyday, seeing how I don't wanna toss anybody's salad or be Big Bubba's bitch. Does anybody know if rape is common in Japanese prisons?

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:57 pm

AssKissinger wrote:[... I don't wanna toss anybody's salad or be Big Bubba's bitch. Does anybody know if rape is common in Japanese prisons?

Most FG go into solitary--- Mr. Monkey Spank does all the raping. :twisted:

by **Big Booger** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:49 pm

Ever seen OZ?

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:45 am

I wouldn't like prison.

by **Caustic Saint** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:24 am

Big Booger wrote:Ever seen OZ?

OZ rocks! (HBO page, IMDB page) One of the best things on HBO. Though I wasn't too happy with the end of Season 5. :cry2:

I always thought it was odd how some of the biggest stars on OZ were also in the different Law & Order shows - usually playing complete opposites of their characters. J.K. Simmons goes from being a Aryan leader to the caring psychiatrist. Chris Meloni was a scheming, manipulative con and a devoted detective. At least B.D. Wong only had to do a minor gear shift from priest to a shrink.

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:46 am

Caustic Saint wrote:
Big Booger wrote:Ever seen OZ?
OZ rocks! .

Hey, with a gimp as the [b]Omnipotent Narrator]/b], know know it gotta be great.

In Japan http://www.super-ch.com/line/oz/index.html

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:46 am

Caustic Saint wrote:
Big Booger wrote:Ever seen OZ?
OZ rocks! .

Hey, with a gimp as the Omnipotent Narrator, ya know it gotta be great.

In Japan http://www.super-ch.com/line/oz/index.html

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