Mao Not Mao

[Mulboyne]

The Japanese press has noticed that the National Post in Canada mistakenly used a picture of Akiko Suzuki to illustrate a story about Mao Asada.

[Christoff]

Im going to guess this is served at japadogs home of the famous wakame dog and the i dont know what the fuck that is dog (tenpura?)

[IkemenTommy]

To every westerner, "all asians look the same."

[Mike Oxlong]

Has that real daikon oroshi look to me...

[Mulboyne]

Im going to guess this is served at japadogs home of the famous wakame dog

The story with that article is in this thread.

[matsuki]

More Mao, not Mao...but a bit more convincing

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[Taro Toporific]

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The Japanese press has noticed that the National Post in Canada mistakenly used a picture of Akiko Suzuki to illustrate a story about Mao Asada.

Akiko Suzuki reveals the secret of her dress-
--SkatingISU on YouTube, Dec. 4, 2012

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[Coligny]

w00t w00t w00t... Da hot slut is from Toyohashi...

[Taro Toporific]

w00t w00t w00t... Da hot slut is from Toyohashi...

m0Ar!~

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[Coligny]

aww... yeah... she soo top class hitable compared to the common local crop...

I mean, there days where i'd fuck Toyocky rather than the sluts working the hostess bars...

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[Taro Toporific]

there days where i'd fuck Toyocky rather than the sluts working the hostess bars...

Wow! Hubba-hubba! I didn’t know that Toyocky was such a fine, funky fembot with a fabulous bubble butt.

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Click to play...

[Samurai_Jerk]

aww... yeah... she soo top class hitable compared to the common local crop...

You must not have looked at her face.

[Coligny]

there days where i'd fuck Toyocky rather than the sluts working the hostess bars...

Wow! Hubba-hubba! I didn’t know that Toyocky was such a fine, funky fembot with a fabulous bubble butt.

d00d, the #1 crop locally produced is cabbage...

The bubble butt is a safety feature...

(//i'd tap that ass)

[Coligny]

aww... yeah... she soo top class hitable compared to the common local crop...

You must not have looked at her face.

You must not have seen the Toyohashit p00n landscape...

The only place i went were the cadavers look even more rotten was Kyoto... The French consulate is now across the street from Kyoto daigaku, feels like a boss level of resident evil...

[Samurai_Jerk]

aww... yeah... she soo top class hitable compared to the common local crop...

You must not have looked at her face.

You must not have seen the Toyohashit p00n landscape...

The only place i went were the cadavers look even more rotten was Kyoto... The French consulate is now across the street from Kyoto daigaku, feels like a boss level of resident evil...

I work near Keio's campus and I've been surprised by how many cuties are there. Cute chicks don't usually go to "good" universities.

[GomiGirl]

*sigh*

Another sad degeneration of a potentially good thread.

[Mike Oxlong]

I wasn't much of a fan of Arakawa Shizuka's looks when she was competing, but think she looks better now...

http://shizuka-arakawa.com/photolog/index.php

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I wasn't much of a fan of Arakawa Shizuka's looks when she was competing, but think she looks better now...

http://shizuka-arakawa.com/photolog/index.php

Obviously enjoys having a brother who's an Ina Bauer boner...

[matsuki]

aww... yeah... she soo top class hitable compared to the common local crop...

You must not have looked at her face.

You must not have seen the Toyohashit p00n landscape...

The only place i went were the cadavers look even more rotten was Kyoto... The French consulate is now across the street from Kyoto daigaku, feels like a boss level of resident evil...

(I literally had a mouth full of coffee when I read that...thank buddha I have a replacement keyboard...the monitors wipe clean)

[Coligny]

I wasn't much of a fan of Arakawa Shizuka's looks when she was competing, but think she looks better now...

http://shizuka-arakawa.com/photolog/index.php

My standards are pretty fucking low these day, I even went as far as buying some flour. I don't think I can sink anyfurther... but when I see this:

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A corpse in an Hitlermobile... nope... noway... I'd rather bone a roadkill still warm from the truck radiator it's hanging from...
(luckily it's the previous generation and not the actual one... who don't even try to hide her nazy origins anymoare...)

[Coligny]

This blog is a goldmine

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Guys, I got lube and frosbite cream, come baaaack...

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Any slut look hitable with glasses... or it's just cause i'm a nurd...

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Ommpa Loompa...

[Coligny]

WARNING, the following picture might makes you catch th3 gay:

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Japan, the land where all dreams come to die...

[Samurai_Jerk]

*sigh*

Another sad degeneration of a potentially good thread.

Normally I'm on your side but what did you expect with this threat after the Miki Ando thread has already set the precedent for objectifying ice skaters?

[Coligny]

*sigh*

Another sad degeneration of a potentially good thread.

Nothing prevent you from steering it back where your highness desire its purpose to be...

But I don't share your optimism toward the potential of this thread...

[Coligny]

Normally I'm on your side but what did you expect with this threat after the Miki Ando thread has already set the precedent for objectifying ice skaters?

It's getting ridiculous...

We'zza talking aboot sluts in miniskurtz shaking their booty in rythm on frozen water...

HOW DO YOU NOT OBJECTIFY SOMETHING THAT IS AN OBJECT RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX...

seriously, call me when Ando write a book on the optimisation of airflow for lowdrag air intakes... i'll be the furst to cheer for her... in the meantime... I'll do with double penetration photoshops of her between her coach and topless Vlad P. on a bear skin rug...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Normally I'm on your side but what did you expect with this threat after the Miki Ando thread has already set the precedent for objectifying ice skaters?

It's getting ridiculous...

We'zza talking aboot sluts in miniskurtz shaking their booty in rythm on frozen water...

HOW DO YOU NOT OBJECTIFY SOMETHING THAT IS AN OBJECT RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX...

seriously, call me when Ando write a book on the optimisation of airflow for lowdrag air intakes... i'll be the furst to cheer for her... in the meantime... I'll do with double penetration photoshops of her between her coach and topless Vlad P. on a bear skin rug...

Couldn't agree with you more which is probably the first and only time I'll ever write that.

[Mike Oxlong]

I wasn't much of a fan of Arakawa Shizuka's looks when she was competing, but think she looks better now...

http://shizuka-arakawa.com/photolog/index.php

My standards are pretty fucking low these day, I even went as far as buying some flour. I don't think I can sink anyfurther... but when I see this:

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A corpse in an Hitlermobile... nope... noway... I'd rather bone a roadkill still warm from the truck radiator it's hanging from...
(luckily it's the previous generation and not the actual one... who don't even try to hide her nazy origins anymoare...)

Oh sure, when you take the time to really look at her. I'm talking about channel surfing, just flipping through and having a cursory glance...which is when she's at her best.

[Coligny]

Yeah, with glasses... plus her jawline is sorta hot too when she don't smile too much...

[matsuki]

She's got that same teeth smile in every picture...reminds me of...



As a fellow "slut on frozen water" I must say there are plenty of other skaters that are easier on the eyes...

[sublight]

Saw Arakawa on one of those 'fugitive chase' shows last weekend. She was a lot better looking than any of the washed-up J-poppers or would-be tarentos. I also noticed that the camera crews didn't hesitate to cut to her whenever she'd start stretching her foot all the way up to her head.