Need a medical word in japanese

[matsuki]

Why are you taking meds for a cold or a sore throat?

The meds are doing NOTHING - viruses only last 5 days or so on their own. Get some cold and flu tabs over the counter to minimise the symptoms and just wait out the time.

The doctor is giving you stuff to keep you happy - don't go and let him over charge the national health system (sorry Colligny and Canman). Only go to doctors when you are really sick.

The main reason I even bothered going to the doc was I ran out of allergy meds...Claritin it OTC in the US, prescription in Japan. Think of how much better the health system would be if decent strength OTC meds were available.

[GomiGirl]

BTW I just ordered from The Flying Pig and they sell big packs of Claritin from the US and deliver.

[wagyl]

What's the German for bukkake?

Even without consulting Coligny's father-in-law, the German for bukkake is "bukkake," and the exact same sounds are then used for the Japanese word ぶっかけ. See!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

What's the German for bukkake?

Even without consulting Coligny's father-in-law, the German for bukkake is "bukkake," and the exact same sounds are then used for the Japanese word ぶっかけ. See!

Profound!
Where is Richard Zorge when you need him?

[wagyl]

Where is Richard Zorge when you need him?

My instinct was to say "generally, mysteriously fallen out of an open window from the Kempeitai HQ" but wikipedia does not back me up on that. Am I thinking of someone other than Sorge?

[matsuki]

BTW I just ordered from The Flying Pig and they sell big packs of Claritin from the US and deliver.

http://www.theflyingpig.com/tfp/list.as ... C79D9AACF5

Wow....that's about double what I paid this morning. ( and what I normally pay when in the states...though the real good ones they don't sell here or online as they can be used to make other drugs)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Where is Richard Zorge when you need him?

My instinct was to say "generally, mysteriously fallen out of an open window from the Kempeitai HQ" but wikipedia does not back me up on that. Am I thinking of someone other than Sorge?

I think you're thinking of Sorge.
I was thinking of Zorge, the specialist in explaining why one-time Axis cuntries went hyper weird sexually (with Germany and Japan bizarre on the one hand and Italy kinda obsessed with it but also pretending it doesn't happen on the other...)
Cheeky bugger!

[wagyl]

I was thinking of Zorge, the specialist in explaining why one-time Axis cuntries went hyper weird sexually (with Germany and Japan bizarre on the one hand and Italy kinda obsessed with it but also pretending it doesn't happen on the other...)
Cheeky bugger!

The use of the word "went" suggests that these countries were not hyper weird sexually beforehand. And also this theory seems to require that none of the Allies have a tortuous relationship with sexuality. Go on, call me a cheeky bugger, but I think this theory is shit. All over my face and private bits.

(sorry for the thread derailment JAFO. But he started it)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I was thinking of Zorge, the specialist in explaining why one-time Axis cuntries went hyper weird sexually (with Germany and Japan bizarre on the one hand and Italy kinda obsessed with it but also pretending it doesn't happen on the other...)
Cheeky bugger!

The use of the word "went" suggests that these countries were not hyper weird sexually beforehand. And also this theory seems to require that none of the Allies have a tortuous relationship with sexuality. Go on, call me a cheeky bugger, but I think this theory is shit. All over my face and private bits.

Sex wasn't even invented in Allied cuntries until well after World War II (though it did exist at times in the best depending on who was not looking...)

(sorry for the thread derailment JAFO. But he continued it)

[Russell]

What's the German for bukkake?

Massmasturbation auf das Mädchen?

[wagyl]

What's the German for bukkake?

Massmasturbation auf das Mädchen?

We here at FG are an equal opportunity bulletin board.
ぶっかけ, it is not just on the ladeez.

[yanpa]

What's the German for bukkake?

Massmasturbation auf das Mädchen?

You will be so disappointed. It

[yanpa]

What's the German for bukkake?

Massmasturbation auf das Mädchen?

You will be so disappointed. It

Although if you're really desperate for a translation, maybe Gruppengesichtsbesamung would do the trick.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

What's the German for bukkake?

Massmasturbation auf das Mädchen?

You will be so disappointed. It

Are you kidding?
How could anybody possibly be disappointed by terms like total überraschtor überwältigend gewinnen?

Mind you, total überrascht sounds to me like a thoroughly itchy experience and an überwältigend seems like a funny way to refer to a superb Disney movie. That's just me, though....

[Coligny]

just like the german proeficiency thing which let me a bit confused

I am willing to bet that your father-in-law was required to study German as a prerequisite for his studies. Whether you are happy receiving medical care from someone of your father-in-law's vintage based on the learning they received back in those dark ages is another matter, but there are times when knowledge of how a condition is described in German is a great hint as to what it will be called in Japan.

pretty sure the german level is a tickmark like highschool english...

Dad nor Mebitch can't speak a word of german despite both having this tickmark on their graduation package...
No book here, no matter the carbon dating needed to trace their age are in kraut. And as for engrish, german medical words in japandjingo are not considered german at all... like Dooooa for door or basssuuuu for bus... the standard toddler pratice apply "if i use it, it's mine"

The whole "older japanese doctors studied med in german..." leave me dreaming...

[wagyl]

OK it must just be my Aryan good looks that explain why two doctors out of the three I have consulted here have tried to explain something to me in German.

[Coligny]

For the same reason that EVERY FUCKING TIME I try to reach teh 60kph speed limit in a street that should not be driven at more than 30 there is a fucking cat that cross right in front of me and oblige me to slam on the brakes. (no place to swerve, plus You don't have fancy schmancy ESP on bottom priced Nissan, so better stay carefull with the steering input)
The first times I just brushed it off as coincidences... now reaching the 10th 'happenstance' there is a cat god somewhere trying to send me a message...

[yanpa]

That message is "ルールを守りましょう", you rebel gaijin.

[Coligny]

Tee heee...

[Samurai_Jerk]

I have never had anything but incredible care at any step of the way.

Let me guess: you've never actually been to a doctor in the first world ... or Bangkok.

[nikoneko]

Haha I was dead serious, I did get really lucky though I admit with my disease and got one of the tops in Japan for it. He studied in America and travels around doing lectures and things. The surgery I got good care, but will say the 5 day hospital stay in a room full of stinky old men sucked big time. That part was for sure 3rd world. It's an outpatient or one nighter in the US.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

It's an outpatient or one nighter in the US.

Where the entire healthcare system is 3rd world...

[matsuki]

It's an outpatient or one nighter in the US.

Where the entire healthcare system is 3rd world...

Ehhhh? You mean health insurance system, right?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

It's an outpatient or one nighter in the US.

Where the entire healthcare system is 3rd world...

Ehhhh? You mean health insurance system, right?

No, I mean its healthcare system...it's true that in the U.S. you can get world-class healthcare: if pay for it. If you can't pay, you're fucked. This system is identical to that in most of sub-Saharan Africa (there's actually some countries that make caring for its citizens a priority, though).

[Samurai_Jerk]

It's an outpatient or one nighter in the US.

Where the entire healthcare system is 3rd world...

Ehhhh? You mean health insurance system, right?

No, I mean its healthcare system...it's true that in the U.S. you can get world-class healthcare: if pay for it. If you can't pay, you're fucked. This system is identical to that in most of sub-Saharan Africa (there's actually some countries that make caring for its citizens a priority, though).

I call bullshit. Rich people in third world countries have to go abroad for good heathcare. In America they don't so it's much more convenient.

But seriously, having been treated for the same kind of injury multiple times in Japan and the US, I can say that Japanese doctors are horrible when it comes to sports medicine and physical therapy.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

But seriously, having been treated for the same kind of injury multiple times in Japan and the US, I can say that Japanese doctors are horrible when it comes to sports medicine and physical therapy.

Maybe, but they're equally incompetent across the board for all patients.

[matsuki]

It's an outpatient or one nighter in the US.

Where the entire healthcare system is 3rd world...

Ehhhh? You mean health insurance system, right?

No, I mean its healthcare system...it's true that in the U.S. you can get world-class healthcare: if pay for it. If you can't pay, you're fucked. This system is identical to that in most of sub-Saharan Africa (there's actually some countries that make caring for its citizens a priority, though).

I think we're saying the same thing here...though there is no shortage of incompetent docs in the US.