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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:10 pm

This was really important to me as this is what my kid is going to have to deal with sooner or later.

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Postby wagyl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:21 pm

There is also this:
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Postby omae mona » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:41 pm

BTW I think the guy in that video (other than Ken Tanaka) is this guy, the son of this guy, and he recently did interpretation for this guy and helped create this video. How's that for creepy cyberstalking?
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Postby wagyl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:49 pm

Quick, make Omae Mona busy so he has no more time to cyberstalk. Did you know of this guy's existence beforehand?
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Postby wuchan » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:38 pm

my kid, who is only half, takes great pride in pointing out the stupidity of the people that mock him. He may be crazy like papa...
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Postby omae mona » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:00 pm

wagyl wrote:Quick, make Omae Mona busy so he has no more time to cyberstalk. Did you know of this guy's existence beforehand?


Yeah, to be honest, he was pre-stalked. I can't remember how, but I think I must have seen his name when I saw the above interview video the first time. Immediately rang a bell... how many long term residents of Japan with a wacky last name like "Neptune" can there be? I was at a concert of John Neptune's all-bamboo band about 15 years ago (pretty good, actually!) and briefly met the guy afterwards. I figured the guy with Ken Tanaka had to be his son. Then recognized his name again when the "what kind of Asian are you" video popped up. The rest was just my standard Google stalking.
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:08 pm

What is the poop on the Ken Tanaka dude? I am too lazy busy to watch a bunch of YouTube vids to form my own opinion so I will happily rely on my learned FG colleagues.
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Postby omae mona » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:22 pm

GomiGirl wrote:What is the poop on the Ken Tanaka dude? I am too lazy busy to watch a bunch of YouTube vids to form my own opinion so I will happily rely on my learned FG colleagues.


Ken Tanaka is the alter ego of real life comedian David Ury. An American fellow who spent enough time in Japan (as an adult) to master Engrish pronunciation, and actually pick up some pretty darn good Japanese skills too. The Ken Tanaka schtick is that he is supposed to be a white person who was adopted into a Japanese family as a baby. I actually think his stuff is pretty funny.
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Postby Kanchou » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:25 pm

....don't the silly white people realized that being born and raised in Japan without Japanese blood just means you're a dirty foreigner?

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ps, even the adorable Shelly is an American citizen... despite being born and raised in Yokohama.
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Postby wagyl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:33 pm

I agree that time spent in the world of Ken Tanaka is rewarding.
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Postby omae mona » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:54 pm

wagyl wrote:I agree that time spent in the world of Ken Tanaka is rewarding.


Ha, that's a good one I had not seen yet. Even better, the full page Youtube version is leading into it with an advertisement featuring one of my favorite real Engrish speakers, our old friend Ryuho Okawa promoting his Happy Science religious empire. Unfortunately, the advertisement is in Japanese so the comedy value is slightly lower than his Engrish sermons... :rofl:
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:24 pm

GomiGirl wrote:What is the poop on the Ken Tanaka dude? I am too lazy busy to watch a bunch of YouTube vids to form my own opinion so I will happily rely on my learned FG colleagues.



Sort of real life Ali.G/Borat/Admiral General Halladeen...

Also... If I wuz born on an aircraft carrier I would not be too upset if the community of fighter pilots don't treat me as one of their own... just saying...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:29 pm

omae mona wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:What is the poop on the Ken Tanaka dude? .


Ken Tanaka is the alter ego of real life comedian David Ury...
When he's not in the Ken Tanaka mode, he really is Spooge, from Breaking Bad. How cool is that? :cool2:
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:05 am

The Tokyo-administered Bonin Islands have long (since the mid-19th century) been home to Caucasian Japanese (although their current day descendants show few signs of this)
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Re: WHITE JAPANESE PEOPLE - 白人系日本人

Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:52 am

wuchan wrote:my kid, who is only half, takes great pride in pointing out the stupidity of the people that mock him. He may be crazy like papa...


That's pretty awesome. Good sense of humor, wit, and it can't hurt to get em weight training :twisted: (celebrating both cultures holidays, while spoiling the kids, is probably a good way of instilling a sense of "it's awesome to be mixed" rather than letting them fall into the "I suck because I'm different" pit)

Fortunately (or unfortunately) I can relate to the kiddos a bit as I look white as fuck but growing up, I spent quite a bit of time with the non-white side of the family and their cultural events....and there were not many white people in my schools growing up. Soooo in general for the brownies(mexicans/indians) who didn't know me, I was often singled out and I can't tell you how many times I heard "What's the whiteboy doing here?" when entering parties, events, even at some larger family weddings. It's a shitty feeling at any age but you eventually learn to expect the prejudice and find humorous ways to point out their ignorance.

On the other end of the spectrum, I have always had to deal with people refusing to acknowledge my father's side and that I am mixed. It's always people from single culture/ethnicity families that either can't comprehend someone can be multicultural or are jealous that I blend in with white people despite being mixed. One of the worst times being my HD graphic arts teacher prefilling out my state fair entry form for me with the "Check the ethnicity you most identify with" as "white." I didn't have a my Frenchy grandfather growing up and most of my white relatives lived out of state whereas I grew up with my mexi-indian cousins, aunts, grandparents, etc. I tried to explain this but none of it seemed to matter to him.... "but you're white!" :roll:
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Postby canman » Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:55 pm

http://www.radiolab.org/blogs/radiolab- ... ys-choice/
This is a great report about white people living in Ohio who claim to be "Negros" even though they don't look it. It also talks about how two sisters have gone separate ways, one embraced her history, the other turned her back on it.
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Postby wagyl » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:41 pm

chokonen888 wrote:my HD graphic arts teacher prefilling out my state fair entry form for me with the "Check the ethnicity you most identify with" as "white."

Threadjack here, and I hope it doesn't divert too far or cause too much disruption, but my response to this is always "... because ethnicity of entrants is crucial to record.... " I think this all helps to perpetuate racist thinking and I can't wait for the day that ethnicity (and gender) are as notable and comment-worthy as eye colour. I am also a realist and know that this is not going to happen anytime soon, but is it really necessary to have people identify themselves all the time? The first time I went to the US on business, my nationality still had to apply for a visa in advance, and there were race questions. That was, quite frankly, shocking to me, aside from not knowing what they meant by Hispanic, not knowing whether I should be correctly identified as white or pacific islander, and wondering what difference it made anyway. If it hadn't been an official form (which incidently asked me whether I have aunts or uncles in the US, presumably to see if I am at risk of illegal overstaying) I would have answered "human" to their race question.
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Postby J.A.F.O » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:46 pm

I agree with the keitai goddess on this one,

I sometimes worry about my girls. Already they are picking up my caustic attitude. My oldest was talking to one girl saying she was a crazy jap who couldn't think for herself.... I was freaking shocked.

Even though they are hafus they get frustrated at the group think.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:12 pm

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chokonen888 wrote:my HD graphic arts teacher prefilling out my state fair entry form for me with the "Check the ethnicity you most identify with" as "white."

Threadjack here, and I hope it doesn't divert too far or cause too much disruption, but my response to this is always "... because ethnicity of entrants is crucial to record.... " I think this all helps to perpetuate racist thinking and I can't wait for the day that ethnicity (and gender) are as notable and comment-worthy as eye colour. I am also a realist and know that this is not going to happen anytime soon, but is it really necessary to have people identify themselves all the time? The first time I went to the US on business, my nationality still had to apply for a visa in advance, and there were race questions. That was, quite frankly, shocking to me, aside from not knowing what they meant by Hispanic, not knowing whether I should be correctly identified as white or pacific islander, and wondering what difference it made anyway. If it hadn't been an official form (which incidently asked me whether I have aunts or uncles in the US, presumably to see if I am at risk of illegal overstaying) I would have answered "human" to their race question.


110% agree when it comes to "race" but to bring it back around to the topic at hand, the problems arise when people make assumptions about your cultural identity based on your "race" (what you look like) You're [insert race here] so you must [insert stereotype here]

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Would anyone of us find it as offensive if the whiteface lemur was not in whiteface but just obviously trying to be French, American, or some specific culture rather than just some blonde bread eating white gaijin? It's just as bad as all the shit I see in the US that mixes shit from China, Japan, and Korea into this ignorant generic "Asian."

J.A.F.O wrote:I agree with the keitai goddess on this one,

I sometimes worry about my girls. Already they are picking up my caustic attitude. My oldest was talking to one girl saying she was a crazy jap who couldn't think for herself.... I was freaking shocked.

Even though they are hafus they get frustrated at the group think.


Hahaha, that's awesome. What was the girl saying?
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Postby J.A.F.O » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:37 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Hahaha, that's awesome. What was the girl saying?


I am actually not certain what the conversation was about. But it sure got the teacher's attention. I was called into a conference because of it. Doesn't matter anyways though, I'm pulling her out of school. July is her last month.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:45 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:Hahaha, that's awesome. What was the girl saying?


I am actually not certain what the conversation was about. But it sure got the teacher's attention. I was called into a conference because of it. Doesn't matter anyways though, I'm pulling her out of school. July is her last month.


High School? You shipping her overseas or international schooling?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:53 pm

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was a Powhatan Indian. Can I check the Indian/Native American box?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:14 pm

chokonen888 wrote:High School? You shipping her overseas or international schooling?


No, he's fundamentalist (insert cult name here)....she's in Grade 3 and that's more than enough school for a girl.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:15 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was a Powhatan Indian. Can I check the Indian/Native American box?


Who's stopping you?

But if you want tribal membership or US federal government recognition, nope....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_quantum_laws

...but yeah, even if you had zero "indian blood," if you grew up on a reservation immersed in indian culture, I'd say you're indian. Culture isn't what you are, it's who you are.
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Postby J.A.F.O » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:27 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:High School? You shipping her overseas or international schooling?


No, he's fundamentalist (insert cult name here)....she's in Grade 3 and that's more than enough school for a girl.
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Pretty close lol... 2nd grade. Actually its a private school she's attending, payed for by Grandaddy Warbucks. I'm extremely unimpressed with her progress. Before attending school I was teaching her 3 digit multiplication and division, she was writing letters to people in other countries, had a friend of mine teaching her Mandarin Chinese. Went to Kumon for kana and Kanji, and sent her to kickboxing and piano courses to keep her well rounded. Age 6 She goes to a "good" private school for 2 years and forgets everything. She started off 1st in her class now she's dead center and developed an attitude. (the latter is probably my fault)

All I told the wife was that we would send her to figure skating courses in stead of private schools and she was on board. Now the wife thinks our daughter is gonna be Mao or something. :roll:
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:39 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Culture isn't what you are, it's who you are.


So, it is OK for Johnny Depp to be Tonto?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:40 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:Now the wife thinks our daughter is gonna be Mao or something. :roll:


Keep her in the cult, make it "Chairman" instead of "Asada" and you'll be well looked after for the rest of your days (which could be drastically curtailed as either a cult leader or dictator, but oh what fun it would be along the way...)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:55 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:Culture isn't what you are, it's who you are.


So, it is OK for Johnny Depp to be Tonto?


He looks more Indian than a lot of card carrying tribal members.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:05 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:He looks more Indian than a lot of card carrying tribal members.


How
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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:03 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:High School? You shipping her overseas or international schooling?


No, he's fundamentalist (insert cult name here)....she's in Grade 3 and that's more than enough school for a girl.
:keyboardcoffee:

Pretty close lol... 2nd grade. Actually its a private school she's attending, payed for by Grandaddy Warbucks. I'm extremely unimpressed with her progress. Before attending school I was teaching her 3 digit multiplication and division, she was writing letters to people in other countries, had a friend of mine teaching her Mandarin Chinese. Went to Kumon for kana and Kanji, and sent her to kickboxing and piano courses to keep her well rounded. Age 6 She goes to a "good" private school for 2 years and forgets everything. She started off 1st in her class now she's dead center and developed an attitude. (the latter is probably my fault)

All I told the wife was that we would send her to figure skating courses in stead of private schools and she was on board. Now the wife thinks our daughter is gonna be Mao or something. :roll:


So homeschool?

Haha, with enough skating, she's gonna be able to kick your ass soon. :wink:

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chokonen888 wrote:Culture isn't what you are, it's who you are.


So, it is OK for Johnny Depp to be Tonto?


I'm not offended by it and I'm sick of Wes Studi but then again, the whole movie looks like a bomb/joke so maybe it's better that way. Like SJ said though, he looks more indian than me.
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