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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Coligny » Mon May 20, 2013 3:49 pm

Unpossible... already ate lotteria last week... you'd be amazed by the number of night I spend on the crapper feeling like I was delivering lava through mah bunghole...
(it's this or the grapefruit juice...)
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Russell » Mon May 20, 2013 9:29 pm

Coligny wrote:Unpossible... already ate lotteria last week... you'd be amazed by the number of night I spend on the crapper feeling like I was delivering lava through mah bunghole...
(it's this or the grapefruit juice...)

Not the tap water this time?!?
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Postby yanpa » Mon May 20, 2013 9:51 pm

Coligny wrote:Unpossible... already ate lotteria last week... you'd be amazed by the number of night I spend on the crapper feeling like I was delivering lava through mah bunghole...

living the big life eh ?
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Coligny » Mon May 20, 2013 10:09 pm

Say the backpacker in his greyhound bus...

Do you know how many horror movies are based on people hunted by maniacs or demons in greyhound busses ?

A PLENTY !
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:04 pm

A ten buck burger aptly called “costume jewelry” by McDonald’s Japan ...
QUARTER POUNDER JEWELRY-Donald_s.jpg
http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/campaign/qlb/jewelry/index.html

--‘Gold Ring’ burger has a golden ring of pineapple and BBQ sauce.
--‘Black Diamond’ burger is a Quarter Pounder® topped with black truffle sauce.
--The “Ruby Spark” burger has pepper jack cheese, pickled jalapeno, a layer of avocado, and sliced chorizo.


My first McD's...
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:30 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:A ten buck burger aptly called “costume jewelry” by McDonald’s Japan ...
QUARTER POUNDER JEWELRY-Donald_s.jpg
http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/campaign/qlb/jewelry/index.html

--‘Gold Ring’ burger has a golden ring of pineapple and BBQ sauce.
--‘Black Diamond’ burger is a Quarter Pounder® topped with black truffle sauce.
--The “Ruby Spark” burger has pepper jack cheese, pickled jalapeno, a layer of avocado, and sliced chorizo.


My first McD's...
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Am I the only one here for who the idea of consuming jewelry conjures up the image of sifting through turds to find it when it comes out the other end?
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:25 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:A ten buck burger aptly called “costume jewelry” by McDonald’s Japan ...
QUARTER POUNDER JEWELRY-Donald_s.jpg
http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/campaign/qlb/jewelry/index.html

--‘Gold Ring’ burger has a golden ring of pineapple and BBQ sauce.
--‘Black Diamond’ burger is a Quarter Pounder® topped with black truffle sauce.
--The “Ruby Spark” burger has pepper jack cheese, pickled jalapeno, a layer of avocado, and sliced chorizo.


My first McD's...
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Am I the only one here for who the idea of consuming jewelry conjures up the image of sifting through turds to find it when it comes out the other end?


I wasn't interested in trying these specialty burgers out but you've convinced me.
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Postby wagyl » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:34 pm

Someone whose opinion I trust does not seem to approve.
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby yanpa » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:12 pm

McDonald's new 1000 yen burger in reality doesn't look quite as advertised

I am shocked, I tell you. Just shocked.
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Coligny » Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:14 pm

yanpa wrote:
McDonald's new 1000 yen burger in reality doesn't look quite as advertised

I am shocked, I tell you. Just shocked.


If we wuz on JT forums we'd already have 20 wapanese idiots claiming lotteria is superior quickly silenced by even more idiots claiming mosburger is better...


I noticed that i'm typing worse and worse with a fuzzy brain and wakeup with a sandpaper mouth like if i went to bed shitfaced drunk every other day. The only thing varying is McDo diet instead of vegetables (ok, pizza, still count as vegetabuls) the day before... I think i'm starting to fall appart...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:22 pm

I was at McDonald's yesterday and noticed that the sign for the upcoming Quarter Pounder Jewelry Burgers had a sticker slapped on it that said 予約受付中. :lol:


Coligny, that means "now taking reservations".
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Postby Coligny » Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:13 pm

I luv' youz man...
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Postby wagyl » Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:31 pm

That doesn't sound much like fast food to me.
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Postby Russell » Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:04 pm

wagyl wrote:That doesn't sound much like fast food to me.

So, there is still hope for MacDonalds?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:08 pm

J-Burger w/ yellow STD Sauce pretending to be cheese...


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kotaku.com/5948511/these-burger-arent-just-huge-they-have-puns
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The name of the cheeseburger is actually "Super Cheese Day" (スーパー・チーズデー), which sounds like "Super Tuesday" (スーパー・チューズデー) in Japanese. The burger will be offered on October 16 and 23 only. Those days are, you guessed it, Tuesdays!
...the Super Cheese Day is between three to five stacked cheeseburger patties. You, the customer, can pick how many patties, and it doesn't change the ¥500 price tag. That many burgers would typically cost between ¥860~¥1,360.P
The other burger, the fried shrimp one, is called Super Fryday (スーパー・フライデー), which is a pun on "Super Friday" (スーパー・フライデー). Same dealio ...more...
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Postby matsuki » Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:11 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:J-Burger w/ yellow STD Sauce pretending to be cheese...


How else is Korea going to wipe out "the Japanese menace" :-D
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BIO-TERROR ALERT!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:29 pm

Mulboyne wrote:AP: American-born hamburgers thrive in Japan with own taste added
Unique local hamburgers employing indigenous specialties.. and even the "Ramen Burger," in Fukushima Prefecture, which replaces the bun with fried ramen noodles, to name just a few...more...



Keizo Shimamoto, the star of the short horror film Ramen Dreams and his dubious Ramen Burger, his come up with a great way to rid the “Brooklyn Flea (market)” of its hipster infestation.
He’s serving up “Ramen Fries” to go with his stomach cancer causing Ramen Burger.
ALERT: The Ramen Fries Are Coming
Foodbeast | 2014/06/21
Keizo Shimamoto, creator of the famous Ramen Burger has created the only side dish worthy of being paired with his game changing burger, Ramen Fries. No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, those are straight up wedges of deep fried ramen noodles topped with what looks like a secret sauce of some kind...more...
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Postby omae mona » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:21 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Keizo Shimamoto, the star of the short horror film Ramen Dreams and his dubious Ramen Burger, his come up with a great way to rid the “Brooklyn Flea (market)” of its hipster infestation.
He’s serving up “Ramen Fries” to go with his stomach cancer causing Ramen Burger.


I can't believe I forgot to post it here at the time, but last month, Lotteria was featuring a tsukemen burger. I think it's long gone from the menu, but at least you can see a video review of it here:

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:11 pm

Speaking of burgers, it's the BK 30 min Whopper tabehodai again this week. A friend of mine challenged me but I couldn't match, let alone beat his 5.

:puke:

Oh yeah, and Carl's Jr is coming (back apparently) to Japan.
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Postby IparryU » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:43 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Speaking of burgers, it's the BK 30 min Whopper tabehodai again this week. A friend of mine challenged me but I couldn't match, let alone beat his 5.

:puke:

Oh yeah, and Carl's Jr is coming (back apparently) to Japan.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:54 am

McDonald’s Japan Bans Smoking in Its Restaurants

The evolution of McDonald’s Japan into a health-conscious restaurant doesn’t stop with last month’s introduction of tofu nuggets. Now the burger chain has prohibited smoking in all of its outlets in the country.

“Our customers range from young children to elderly people. We aspire to create an environment where all of our customers can enjoy their meals,” a spokeswoman for the chain, formally known as McDonald’s Holdings Co. (Japan) Ltd., said Monday.

The company said its transition into a smoke-free chain had been in the works for years but was completed on Aug. 1.
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Postby yanpa » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:55 am

Progress.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:18 pm

yanpa wrote:Progress.


Yeah, god forbid McDonald's provide an unhealthy environment.
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Postby wuchan » Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:35 pm

I have noticed the no smoking thing at a few other chains. We went to one of the skylark ones on Sunday and it was all non smoking, we were kind of surprised. Is this some kind of rule change for the olympics?
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Postby yanpa » Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:29 pm

AFAIK there's no particular legal or regulatory action behind this, but I do get the impression the demographics are shifting away from smokers - and I suspect larger companies are doing the sums and realising it's costing them more than it's worth to provide separate smoking sections.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:34 pm

This is awesome, not that I visit McDee's all that often but...

yanpa wrote:I do get the impression the demographics are shifting away from smokers - and I suspect larger companies are doing the sums and realising it's costing them more than it's worth to provide separate smoking sections.


On the other hand, went to a fucking expensive ass "beer festa" buffet in probably the only ballin hotel in Niigata-shi the other day. Was awesome til the jiji a the table next to us finished his meal and decided to fumigate the area. Couldn't believe they allowed smoking in there...such a nice and clean area...only to choke on some asshole's second hand smoke as we're trying to enjoy some rather awesome eats, WTF?!! After his 3rd cigarette, we finally got moved across the massive room to where nobody was lit up
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Postby wagyl » Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:36 pm

Some of the more interesting information to come out of the "Chicken from Shanghai factories may not have as accurate a processing date as you would hope for" scandal, is McDonalds publicising the source and place of processing of each item on their menu. http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/safety/quali ... n_list.pdf For example, I am surprised that they import the potatoes fully processed from the US.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:31 pm

wagyl wrote:I am surprised that they import the potatoes fully processed from the US.


Keep in mind they don't have tomatoes due to the local pricing, not too hard to imagine it's cheaper than whatever the potatoes go for here...and then there's the processing
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Postby Russell » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:16 pm

yanpa wrote:AFAIK there's no particular legal or regulatory action behind this, but I do get the impression the demographics are shifting away from smokers - and I suspect larger companies are doing the sums and realising it's costing them more than it's worth to provide separate smoking sections.

Yep, Japan's smoking rate has dropped to a record low this year.

It's now below 20%.

I noticed that it is becoming rarer in restaurants to see smokers. If only it could be outlawed officially.

But maybe we have to wait until it is under 10%.

Edit: Here is a site to search for non-smoking restaurants all over Japan, and this site site gives only the non-smoking hubs in Tokyo, but it is in English.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:25 pm

Kotaku.com: Is This Blue Burger Amazing? Or Disgusting?
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