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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby IparryU » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:28 pm

wagyl wrote:Jesus Choko you already have all the ammo you need
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%E3%83%8F%E3%83%83 ... 0%E3%83%BC
and I don't think this is a positive step for you, just quietly.

well... this is going to get really dirty.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:29 pm

wagyl wrote:Jesus Choko you already have all the ammo you need
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%E3%83%8F%E3%83%83 ... 0%E3%83%BC
and I don't think this is a positive step for you, just quietly.


I asked for SJ's schoolin' (his experience, opinion, etc.) not going hunting for a place to be date raped and robbed tonight :wink:
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby IparryU » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:44 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
wagyl wrote:Jesus Choko you already have all the ammo you need
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%E3%83%8F%E3%83%83 ... 0%E3%83%BC
and I don't think this is a positive step for you, just quietly.


I asked for SJ's schoolin' (his experience, opinion, etc.) not going hunting for a place to be date raped and robbed tonight :wink:

you... get date raped?
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby yanpa » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:47 pm

IparryU wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:
wagyl wrote:Jesus Choko you already have all the ammo you need
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%E3%83%8F%E3%83%83 ... 0%E3%83%BC
and I don't think this is a positive step for you, just quietly.


I asked for SJ's schoolin' (his experience, opinion, etc.) not going hunting for a place to be date raped and robbed tonight :wink:

you... get date raped?
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Refridgerator-raped :idea:
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:03 pm

My guess is most of the lemurs in those places are the ones that I wouldn't willingly take a romp with...and any that are, are likely going to ruffie me and steal my wallet.

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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:00 pm

It's not my scene so I only know what other people have told me. There's not much to explain. If you know what a swingers club is, you know what a happening bar is. I think a lot of the women who go are with their husbands/boyfriends so I don't think you have to worry too much about stalkers. As I single guy you're probably not going to get much out of it unless you enjoying fucking a cuckhold's wife while he watches or watching some other dude fuck your girl.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:28 pm

Never been to a swingers club before but yeah, voyeurism isn't my thing either.

I wish it wasn't IPU's thing but I'm starting to wonder...it's not the first time I've heard ass slapping and turn to see his door open and his latest flavor ass, in all it's red glory.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:53 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Never been to a swingers club before but yeah, voyeurism isn't my thing either.

I wish it wasn't IPU's thing but I'm starting to wonder...it's not the first time I've heard ass slapping and turn to see his door open and his latest flavor ass, in all it's red glory.


Is he fucking baboons?
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:09 pm

Well, the one before the last...she kinda looked like the missing link....
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby Dreamy_Peach » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:03 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:It's not my scene so I only know what other people have told me. There's not much to explain. If you know what a swingers club is, you know what a happening bar is. I think a lot of the women who go are with their husbands/boyfriends so I don't think you have to worry too much about stalkers. As I single guy you're probably not going to get much out of it unless you enjoying fucking a cuckhold's wife while he watches or watching some other dude fuck your girl.



I used to go to one in Shibuya quite regularly. Of the three times I went I had success twice. Neither case was as you say - that is, they were single, and rather young and nubile. The second time was a threesome with a chap on the other end - they also met in the bar that night and I just happened to be passing as they were on their way up. They must have liked the look of me or something. That was just strange. Never been back since.

20k entrance with nomihoudai. With that you just get pissed out your skull and end up walking around in your pants like all the other chaps there, women are in lingerie. You have to be Japanese in your attitude and non-aggressive. By that, I mean respect the rules, speak Japanese, don't be loud or aggressive.

You had to provide your details which was always a bit worrying, but I never yet received the blackmail letter or threat through the post that I always feared.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:21 pm

Dreamy_Peach wrote:I used to go to one in Shibuya quite regularly. Of the three times I went


:confused:

Dreamy_Peach wrote:The second time was a threesome with a chap on the other end


That's not a threesome unless you're a girl.

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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby wagyl » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:34 pm

Once again, the range of experiences that can be found among the people here, it never fails to impress.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:44 pm

Dreamy_Peach wrote:20k entrance with nomihoudai. With that you just get pissed out your skull and end up walking around in your pants like all the other chaps there, women are in lingerie. You have to be Japanese in your attitude and non-aggressive. By that, I mean respect the rules, speak Japanese, don't be loud or aggressive.


The lemur last night said 1,000 for girls, 6,000 for guys but nothing about walking around in your chonies or...banging there?
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby IparryU » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:54 am

chokonen888 wrote:Well, the one before the last...she kinda looked like the missing link....

Hey, they all need lovin!

That and ass slapping isn't a bad thing. Just be glad i aint having weird SM shit going on. Like me bitch slapping a girl that is tied up and what not. Sorta like that quintin terintino movie...
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:59 pm

.....and I'll just leave this here:

Smoking ‘takes away manhood’, researchers say

Their research found that smokers were between 2.4 and 4.3 times more likely to lose their Y chromosome as they grew older, compared to non-smokers


http://www.9news.com.au/health/2014/12/ ... hromosones
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:04 pm

chokonen888 wrote:.....and I'll just leave this here:

Smoking ‘takes away manhood’, researchers say

Their research found that smokers were between 2.4 and 4.3 times more likely to lose their Y chromosome as they grew older, compared to non-smokers


I think I have two Y's Need to get rid of one so maybe I'll take up the habbit.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby IparryU » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:05 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:.....and I'll just leave this here:

Smoking ‘takes away manhood’, researchers say

Their research found that smokers were between 2.4 and 4.3 times more likely to lose their Y chromosome as they grew older, compared to non-smokers


I think I have two Y's Need to get rid of one so maybe I'll take up the habbit.

Rofl
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:14 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:.....and I'll just leave this here:

Smoking ‘takes away manhood’, researchers say

Their research found that smokers were between 2.4 and 4.3 times more likely to lose their Y chromosome as they grew older, compared to non-smokers


I think I have two Y's Need to get rid of one so maybe I'll take up the habbit.


W-Y?? :twisted:
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:32 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
W-Y?? :twisted:


Why did I read that as Double Wide?
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:57 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
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W-Y?? :twisted:


Why did I read that as Double Wide?


That's not what I was going for but if I ever get to name a condom...
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:01 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:
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W-Y?? :twisted:


Why did I read that as Double Wide?


That's not what I was going for but if I ever get to name a condom...


Was just reading about this in the "The Pill Not Popular With Japanese Women" thread. Figured you would be the "I'm allergic to latex" type :twisted:

Anyways I'm punch drunk LOL I read things weird.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:07 am

J.A.F.O wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:
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W-Y?? :twisted:


Why did I read that as Double Wide?


That's not what I was going for but if I ever get to name a condom...


Was just reading about this in the "The Pill Not Popular With Japanese Women" thread. Figured you would be the "I'm allergic to latex" type :twisted:

Anyways I'm punch drunk LOL I read things weird.


Nobody likes them....but when the lemur is not on the pill and you are having one of those days where you just have to blast inside, it's either condom or IPU's method. the condom seems less hassle.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby IparryU » Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:46 am

chokonen888 wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:
W-Y?? :twisted:


Why did I read that as Double Wide?


That's not what I was going for but if I ever get to name a condom...


Was just reading about this in the "The Pill Not Popular With Japanese Women" thread. Figured you would be the "I'm allergic to latex" type :twisted:

Anyways I'm punch drunk LOL I read things weird.


Nobody likes them....but when the lemur is not on the pill and you are having one of those days where you just have to blast inside, it's either condom or IPU's method. the condom seems less hassle.

2 in a week is a bit bad...
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby kurogane » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:05 am

What exactly is IPU's Method????

One of the nice things of a longer term lemur is they can usually be cajoled into one form or the other of oral contraception. I actually quite like the non-prescription style. No need to rely on her memory and a quick rinse and she's fine.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby wagyl » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:12 am

I believe IPU prefers to make a withdrawal before he leaves a deposit.

Sometimes a risky behaviour, what with all those loansharks about.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby matsuki » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:31 am

kurogane wrote:What exactly is IPU's Method????


I believe the term is "jusssdunnngivafuk" in the moment but it is usually followed by "aaaasheeeet" the next day....which is the difficult part of the procedure, often resulting in prayer to long forsaken deities. Definitely not recommended for beginners but I think experienced have all succumbed to it a time or so.
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby wagyl » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:41 am

Ahh, I stand corrected. Nakadashi janken (almost)
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby J.A.F.O » Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:22 am

chokonen888 wrote:
kurogane wrote:What exactly is IPU's Method????


I believe the term is "jusssdunnngivafuk" in the moment but it is usually followed by "aaaasheeeet" the next day....which is the difficult part of the procedure, often resulting in prayer to long forsaken deities. Definitely not recommended for beginners but I think experienced have all succumbed to it a time or so.


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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby IparryU » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:02 am

chokonen888 wrote:
kurogane wrote:What exactly is IPU's Method????


I believe the term is "jusssdunnngivafuk" in the moment but it is usually followed by "aaaasheeeet" the next day....which is the difficult part of the procedure, often resulting in prayer to long forsaken deities. Definitely not recommended for beginners but I think experienced have all succumbed to it a time or so.

Older ones just say they cant get preggers or they will handle it. Younger ones cry then say they will just go to the lady's clinic by their house O_o
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Re: "No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Postby wagyl » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:16 am

Who said romance was dead?
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