Women needed to test orgasm device

[Big Booger]

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/11/26/offbeat.health.orgasm.reut/index.html

Not really Japan related, but worthy of a read nonetheless:

No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

"I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial," pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

[cstaylor]

Hey, I was sold until I saw the price tag...

[GomiGirl]

One of my fave movies of ALL time.. "Barbarella" - mainly because it is just soooooo bad and as obvious as "I dream of Jeannie" as a male backlash in the bra-burning, millitant, blue-stocking feminist era.

What those feminists didn't realise is that not wearing a bra makes your boobs sag.



GG - self-styled, post feminist Diva (or should that be DEva)

[GomiGirl]

is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

Sorry but having electrodes implanted into my spinal cord to zap with electrical charges sounds a bit too much like S&M..

[Andocrates]

What those feminists didn't realise is that not wearing a bra makes your boobs sag.

I like saggy boobs, you can bat them around and watch them jiggle. But I guess that's just me.

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/11/26/offbeat.health.orgasm.reut/index.html

Not really Japan related, but worthy of a read nonetheless:

No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm
to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

Wow information overload so its saying a man actualy found the G-spot Even bigger news Its in their backs I was reaching in all the wrong places, me bad. All along i thought it was their mouth and something to do with chocolate.

[Robato]

didnt they release something like this earlier this year though....it was something like putting these electric pads on your ankles and wrists though.

[Big Booger]

Now if they could do the same for men, I'd be in boner heaven.

[GomiGirl]

Now if they could do the same for men, I'd be in boner heaven.

Ah but they do.. I just can't be bothered finding the thread - no doubt it was one of Taro's..

[GargoyleTS]

Hmmm....electrodes and implants to give a woman an orgasm....






NAH! I'll just keep doing them by hand (and tongue and MY JIMMY)

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

Now if they could do the same for men, I'd be in boner heaven.

They do its called chocolate, oh wait maybe not.

[ramchop]

Ah but they do.. I just can't be bothered finding the thread - no doubt it was one of Taro's..

Is this what you were thinking of?:

[Blah Pete]

A full implant of the device would cost about 13,000 pounds ($22,000).

Me, being a cheap bastaad would take the medical experts advice:

Although some medical experts are sceptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results.....

The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

Is there any reason for her to remain married now? sounds like hubby wasn't doing his job...

[American Oyaji]

some men just push in and out. (from what i've heard from unsatisfied women)

But you got to go sideways, diagonal, stir it around in different directions.

Every woman is different. What will work on one may not work on the next.

But wives actually have a duty to tell their husband what makes them feel good.

To just lay there and complain,"Thats not iiiiiiiiiit" is irresponsible.

For me, I just keep tryin different stuff till I figure it out, but some guys don't have sexual ingenuity.

[Caustic Saint]

But wives actually have a duty to tell their husband what makes them feel good.

To just lay there and complain,"Thats not iiiiiiiiiit" is irresponsible.

Exactly. And if she doesn't know what it's going to take to make her feel good, she needs to stop having sex (or commit herself to a life of unfulfilling sex) and spend a good month or so fiddling around on her own to find out what works best for her.

For me, I just keep tryin different stuff till I figure it out, but some guys don't have sexual ingenuity.

No, some guys just don't care.

To put it even more bluntly, if a guy's getting a one night stand, does he really care what she thinks of his performance if he's not planning on seeing her again? Doubtful. He's there for the quick "pump and dump" and then he's on his way. He doesn't care how she remembers him, so he's got no incentive to go for anything other than his own orgasm. Now, if a guy's carrying on like that with somebody he's seeing, I'd expect him to be single again in a hurry.

[American Oyaji]

No, some guys just don't care.

To put it even more bluntly, if a guy's getting a one night stand, does he really care what she thinks of his performance if he's not planning on seeing her again? Doubtful. He's there for the quick "pump and dump" and then he's on his way. He doesn't care how she remembers him, so he's got no incentive to go for anything other than his own orgasm. Now, if a guy's carrying on like that with somebody he's seeing, I'd expect him to be single again in a hurry.

[Luke Skywalker] I care! [/Luke Skywalker]

Yeah, you're right. Most guys do that. Me? Nope. I make a one night stand last ALL NIGHT LONG. I make it so the lady asks me to stay for breakfast or asks for a repeat performance in the morning or few days later.

I take pride in my work.

[Big Booger]

No, some guys just don't care.

To put it even more bluntly, if a guy's getting a one night stand, does he really care what she thinks of his performance if he's not planning on seeing her again? Doubtful. He's there for the quick "pump and dump" and then he's on his way. He doesn't care how she remembers him, so he's got no incentive to go for anything other than his own orgasm. Now, if a guy's carrying on like that with somebody he's seeing, I'd expect him to be single again in a hurry.

[Luke Skywalker] I care! [/Luke Skywalker]

Yeah, you're right. Most guys do that. Me? Nope. I make a one night stand last ALL NIGHT LONG. I make it so the lady asks me to stay for breakfast or asks for a repeat performance in the morning or few days later.

I take pride in my work.

The Don Juan of the One night Standers.

[AssKissinger]

It was a sad day for the feminine masses, the day I was wed. For my magic penis is no longer available for public use. Ahhh, but in the days before I slipped a ring on the finger of the luckiest woman in the world the real 'orgasm device' brought forth satisfaction in many a happy young J-girl. Now it's but memories but fond indeed they are, 'Iku! Iku! Iku! Ahhhhh! Ikimashita!". Or even sweeter, the truely shocked and awed, in my futon, legs quivering like frail autumn branches in the wind, 'Hajimeta, AssKing saiko'.

[Pizzicatoblue]

Why can't they just take a pill? It's pretty much worth the trouble I'd say.