Re: Random Japanese Signs

[wagyl]

How can you pee with that pole in front of the urinal?

I think it is what looks like a cross from above, and the urinal is in each of the four corners so created. So you go have a pee in the corner.

I also think that Choko must have very different homoerotic fantasies to me. That should probably be a cause of relief.

[yanpa]

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[matsuki]

How can you pee with that pole in front of the urinal?

I think it is what looks like a cross from above, and the urinal is in each of the four corners so created. So you go have a pee in the corner.

I also think that Choko must have very different homoerotic fantasies to me. That should probably be a cause of relief.

That's some sort of partial wall between the two...urinals? The truck had two more "sets" of these on it as well....sorry Wags, I can't even imagine how these would be used/setup other than the txt seems to scream love hotel?? I say homo cause....well, if it's lovin' and peein' with two urinals...well

[wagyl]

How can you pee with that pole in front of the urinal?

I think it is what looks like a cross from above, and the urinal is in each of the four corners so created. So you go have a pee in the corner.

I also think that Choko must have very different homoerotic fantasies to me. That should probably be a cause of relief.

That's some sort of partial wall between the two...urinals? The truck had two more "sets" of these on it as well....sorry Wags, I can't even imagine how these would be used/setup other than the txt seems to scream love hotel?? I say homo cause....well, if it's lovin' and peein' with two urinals...well

The gentlemen you refer to would probably prefer that there not be a wall between them, unless that wall has a hole drilled at waist height.

My theory is that they could be used at some kind of funky outdoor music festival, since peeing in a corner gives more privacy than peeing against a wall, and it is more space efficient than alternatives.

After all, as we all know by now, that lettering is no more than decoration. I actually think it is a pretty clever joke by local standards.

[yanpa]

How can you pee with that pole in front of the urinal?

I think it is what looks like a cross from above, and the urinal is in each of the four corners so created. So you go have a pee in the corner.

I also think that Choko must have very different homoerotic fantasies to me. That should probably be a cause of relief.

That's some sort of partial wall between the two...urinals? The truck had two more "sets" of these on it as well....sorry Wags, I can't even imagine how these would be used/setup other than the txt seems to scream love hotel?? I say homo cause....well, if it's lovin' and peein' with two urinals...well

The gentlemen you refer to would probably prefer that there not be a wall between them, unless that wall has a hole drilled at waist height.

My theory is that they could be used at some kind of funky outdoor music festival, since peeing in a corner gives more privacy than peeing against a wall, and it is more space efficient than alternatives.

After all, as we all know by now, that lettering is no more than decoration. I actually think it is a pretty clever joke by local standards.

Curse you and your rational ideas for destroying Choko's homoerotic fantasies.

[IparryU]

How can you pee with that pole in front of the urinal?

I think it is what looks like a cross from above, and the urinal is in each of the four corners so created. So you go have a pee in the corner.

I also think that Choko must have very different homoerotic fantasies to me. That should probably be a cause of relief.

That's some sort of partial wall between the two...urinals? The truck had two more "sets" of these on it as well....sorry Wags, I can't even imagine how these would be used/setup other than the txt seems to scream love hotel?? I say homo cause....well, if it's lovin' and peein' with two urinals...well

The gentlemen you refer to would probably prefer that there not be a wall between them, unless that wall has a hole drilled at waist height.

My theory is that they could be used at some kind of funky outdoor music festival, since peeing in a corner gives more privacy than peeing against a wall, and it is more space efficient than alternatives.

After all, as we all know by now, that lettering is no more than decoration. I actually think it is a pretty clever joke by local standards.

Curse you and your rational ideas for destroying Choko's homoerotic fantasies.

I was hoping for another thread jacking adventure too...

[wagyl]

Curse you and your rational ideas for destroying Choko's homoerotic fantasies.

Yeah, sorry about that. I have my ticket to go to re-education school. I'm signed up for the "urination equals dicks, and dicks always equal sex" class. I hope I hit it off with the other guys there.

I was hoping for ... jacking adventure too...

So, will I come round with the booze then?

[IparryU]

I was hoping for ... jacking adventure too...

So, will I come round with the booze then?

Did you say booze! Sure thing, but I can jack many things being a beaner... cars, bikes, houses, but I dont do da dick.

[wagyl]

I was hoping for ... jacking adventure too...

So, will I come round with the booze then?

Did you say booze! Sure thing, but I can jack many things being a beaner... cars, bikes, houses, but I dont do da dick.

They all say that, but how many brewskis before it gets to "I love you bro!"?

[IparryU]

I was hoping for ... jacking adventure too...

So, will I come round with the booze then?

Did you say booze! Sure thing, but I can jack many things being a beaner... cars, bikes, houses, but I dont do da dick.

They all say that, but how many brewskis before it gets to "I love you bro!"?

well, bring a few bottles of whiskey and we'll find out. Choco is a featherweight... I give him about 10 shots before he gets totally fucked up. I aint a slow drinker either, so we better settle for 3 bottles so we dont have to go out in the cold and get another.

[yanpa]

I was hoping for ... jacking adventure too...

So, will I come round with the booze then?

Did you say booze! Sure thing, but I can jack many things being a beaner... cars, bikes, houses, but I dont do da dick.

They all say that, but how many brewskis before it gets to "I love you bro!"?

well, bring a few bottles of whiskey and we'll find out. Choco is a featherweight... I give him about 10 shots before he gets totally fucked up. I aint a slow drinker either, so we better settle for 3 bottles so we dont have to go out in the cold and get another.

Don't forget a fridge's worth of condiments.

[IparryU]

I was hoping for ... jacking adventure too...

So, will I come round with the booze then?

Did you say booze! Sure thing, but I can jack many things being a beaner... cars, bikes, houses, but I dont do da dick.

They all say that, but how many brewskis before it gets to "I love you bro!"?

well, bring a few bottles of whiskey and we'll find out. Choco is a featherweight... I give him about 10 shots before he gets totally fucked up. I aint a slow drinker either, so we better settle for 3 bottles so we dont have to go out in the cold and get another.

Don't forget a fridge's worth of condiments.

Condoms? nah... dont really use them. That is all choco.. wait.... i dont think he use them either.

[matsuki]

So...uhhh, Wags ain't got nothing on reality...I found the manufacurer and it's even gayer than I thought...those other sets connect with it to give you:

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It's like softcore public circle jerking

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[wagyl]

Hehehe you've been a little naughty, altering the text on the banner. Good to see they are located nice and convenient to Toyohashi! If you want softcore public circle jerking I refer you to a division of the parent company http://www.sakae-jp.com/robot/

I'm beginning to think that three bottles of whiskey, assorted condiments and a cosy evening with IPU is a bargain: rental of the portable urinals for runners cost 55,000 per event not including emptying, transport or consumption tax.

[matsuki]

Hehehe you've been a little naughty, altering the text on the banner. Good to see they are located nice and convenient to Toyohashi!

Hahaha, caught a little bit of the Taro virus

I'm beginning to think that three bottles of whiskey, assorted condiments and a cosy evening with IPU is a bargain: rental of the portable urinals for runners cost 55,000 per event not including emptying, transport or consumption tax.

This is the country of floor to ceiling urinals where eye contact during normal conversation is considered rude. Getting events to shell out hundreds of thousands of yen for open air gay staredown urinals (I haven't seen a female version yet but I'm sure it and this one will end up in JAV eventually) just doesn't seem like a good business plan but then again, stranger things have happened...

[IparryU]

Hehehe you've been a little naughty, altering the text on the banner. Good to see they are located nice and convenient to Toyohashi! If you want softcore public circle jerking I refer you to a division of the parent company http://www.sakae-jp.com/robot/

I'm beginning to think that three bottles of whiskey, assorted condiments and a cosy evening with IPU is a bargain: rental of the portable urinals for runners cost 55,000 per event not including emptying, transport or consumption tax.

we can all get pissed... and piss together with some condiments and shot glasses on the divider... we need one more person to fill the open slot...

man this conversation went down the shitter pretty quick.

[wagyl]

Getting events to shell out hundreds of thousands of yen for open air gay staredown urinals (I haven't seen a female version yet but I'm sure it and this one will end up in JAV eventually) just doesn't seem like a good business plan but then again, stranger things have happened...

Linking two current threads, this piece of history will disappear with the rebuilding of the Olympic Stadium.

Sometimes, having a quirky memory is a curse, but it does provide amusement.

[matsuki]

LOL, I'm sure it will be missed....

[Taro Toporific]

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[Taro Toporific]

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[Grumpy Gramps]

The beer does not taste that assy.

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[matsuki]

[Taro Toporific]

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kami~i 成人式でゴミがおった — かーみぃ (@CARMMY00) January 11, 2015

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北九州の成人式が話題になってますが下関もなかなかでした --DQNな成人式☆ (@dqn_seijinshiki)January 11, 2015

[matsuki]

today's okamas, tomorrows...oh who are they kidding

[Coligny]

Whut's with 8080 ?

Whut's with the plywood car tuning ? Those tardz can't even cut a rounded wheel well ?

[Russell]

Whut's with the plywood car tuning ? Those tardz can't even cut a rounded wheel well ?

Didn't you notice?!? That is the design...

[matsuki]

I love how the proud parent has his face pixelated out.

[Taro Toporific]

Is this the least confidence-inspiring use of inverted commas ever?

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Via: Matthew Salter (@MSalt69) January 12, 2015

[Coligny]

Don't know... This guy didn't feel too reassuring either...

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[Taro Toporific]

"French artist’s Osaka, Kyoto ‘residency’ raises eyebrows."
tokyoreporter.com/2015/01/14/french-artists-osaka-kyoto-residency-raises-eyebrows/

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