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Hell, why not make this a Google-bashing thread. The OP might be tempted to consolidate all his "Google Image Search results are crap" complaints here too.
What the world has been waiting for:
Typically snarky source, and one with comments often worth reading.Google has been granted a patent on a device to detect when a person stinks to help them evade others [to whom they are connected on a social network] to avoid embarrassment.
May be more an indictment of the US Patent Office than Google itself.