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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:56 pm

Salty wrote:Watched a DVD of The Interview last night - worth watching IMO.........


Judging by most of your jokes, it doesn't surprise mee too much...
Not even the bunghole jokes saved it for me... A bit like all the Ali G/SBC movies... Not enough good material and wrong rythm for a full movie. First looked every 5 minutes at mah watch, then went on doing something else completely forgetting aboot the movie...
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:12 pm

Runaway N. Korean soldier kills four Chinese

A North Korean believed to be a runaway soldier killed four Chinese citizens during a robbery after he crossed the border into China in search of food, media reports said Monday.

The young North Korean soldier crossed the border in late December and stole money and food at a house before killing four residents in China's northeastern city of Helong

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Dong-A said the victims were two elderly ethnic Korean couples. Koreans make up for about 30 percent of the population in China's Yanbian Korean autonomous prefecture that borders the North.

"It has become pretty common for the past decade that North Koren soldiers sneak across the border at night to seek food here," Dong-A quoted one resident of the area as saying.
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:30 pm

And if the regime collapse it will be this factor brasilion.
Might be much more dangerous to have a starving nation coming at your food than a regular army taking over your country.
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Russell » Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:34 pm

Coligny wrote:And if the regime collapse it will be this factor brasilion.
Might be much more dangerous to have a starving nation coming at your food than a regular army taking over your country.

The North-Koreans WILL invade.

But it'll be one by one...
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby matsuki » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:32 am

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Coligny wrote:And if the regime collapse it will be this factor brasilion.
Might be much more dangerous to have a starving nation coming at your food than a regular army taking over your country.

The North-Koreans WILL invade.

But it'll be one by one...


If they don't starve first :shock:
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Postby Russell » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:20 pm

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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:40 am

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   Pyongyang, February 3, 2015 17:32 KST (KCNA) —New posters were produced to inspire the army and people in the drive for carrying out the tasks set forth by supreme leader Kim Jong Un in his New Year address.  
The posters were produced by the Mansudae Art Studio, the Korean Central Fine Arts Studio, the Art Studio of the Ministry of Railways and Pyongyang University of Fine Arts.  
The posters reflecting the spirit of the era and strong in appeal include poster "Let's us turn out in the general offensive to hasten a final victory in the revolutionary spirit of Mt. Paektu!" They call on the service personnel and people to become honorable victors in the general offensive for exalting the dignity of the country and achieving prosperity by dint of ideology, arms and science and technology with soul and spirit of Mt. Paektu.
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Russell » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:12 pm

It's not a problem that our country goes dark at night

A photo taken from space and showing a pitch black North Korea next to a brightly lit South Korea is one of the most famous images of the country. And the country’s ruling regime has responded to the picture, hitting out at critics of the state.

An editorial in the state-run newspaper, the Rodong Sinmun, claims that the country is not weakened by its lack of electricity and that other countries could soon find themselves in the same situation.

"They [North Korea’s detractors] clap their hands and get loud over a satellite picture of our city with not much light, but the essence of society is not on flashy lights," the editorial says, according to the Wall Street Journal’s translation.

The piece said that given troubles in the US — such as high debt levels and civil disturbances like Occupy Wall Street and protests in Ferguson — it was likely that the country would see the same problems soon.

"An old superpower that is meeting its sunset may put up a face of arrogance but it can’t avoid its dark fate," the editorial says.

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:rofl:

In a technical sense they are right, though. But it all depends on how they define "soon"...
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:26 pm

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Kim Jong Un has an amazing new haircut
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:23 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
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Kim Jong Un has an amazing new haircut


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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:01 pm

D00d... Don't touch Dune...
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby matsuki » Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:37 pm

Just click it...

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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:22 pm

After long split, 2 Koreas face increasing linguistic divide

North Korean defectors are often baffled by all the English-based words they hear in South Korea, like "shampoo," ''juice" and "self-service" — none of which is used in the reclusive North.

South Koreans, meanwhile, are puzzled by homegrown North Korean words like "salgyeolmul," which literally means "skin water." (That's "skin lotion" south of the border.)

The two countries share a language, but the Korean Peninsula's seven-decade split has created a widening linguistic divide that can result in misunderstandings, hurt feelings and sometimes laughter. The gap has grown so wide that scholars say about a third of everyday words used in the two countries are different.
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby matsuki » Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:29 am

Combine the making salgyeolmul with self service and you have a recipe for reconciliation...oh wait, I forgot hardcore porn is banned in worse Korea
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:11 am

chokonen888 wrote:I forgot hardcore porn is banned in worse Korea


I'm sure it is in Best Korea too.
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:45 pm

Best Korea has/is the bomb!

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--- Pyongyang, March 18, 2015 01:09 KST (KCNA) — Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army (KPA) Kim Jong Un, first secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and first chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission, gave field guidance...continues...
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Russell » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:51 pm

North Korea ready 'anytime' for nuclear war

Time to put their statements to the test...

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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:14 pm

Iz ok, already live in a nukular bunker... (Hey, the lead walled X-Ray room work both ways afterall)
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:40 am

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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Russell » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:43 pm

Kim Jong-un reinstates 'pleasure troupe' harem of young women

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North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has ordered a new “pleasure troupe” of young women to entertain him.

Kim, 32, whose country is notorious for its allegedly widespread and horrific human rights abuses, is reportedly drawing up lists of a new generation of female companions, The Daily Telegraph reports.

Despite being married to a former singer with whom he has a baby daughter, the dictator is drawing on a tradition established by his father – Kim Jong-iI – that saw government officials scour the countryside and select girls for the leader.

The previous “pleasure troupe” was disbanded on the death of the old dictator in December 2011, but with the official three-year mourning period now over, Kim is free to start his own.

The “pleasure troupes” were a practise introduced by Kim’s grandfather, North Korea’s founding father, the ‘Eternal President’ Kim Il-sung.

Government officials would conduct searches of the countryside for the most attractive young women, typically taking 30 to 40 every year, who would become maids, singers, or dancers following an interview with the leader.

The prettiest would be expected to become the leader’s concubines, eventually passed on – or “retired” – to high ranking military or government officials after they reached their mid-20s.

"This has been going on under three generations of the Kim family ruling North Korea and it has become a tradition that is also a demonstration of the leader's power over the people and his sexual power," Toshimitsu Shigemura, a professor at Tokyo's Waseda University, told The Daily Telegraph.

It is thought that the previous “pleasure troupe” were paid-off following Kim Jong-il’s death. South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo claimed the women were given approximately $4,000 (a huge sum in North Korea) and various household appliances.

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Well, at least he doesn't call them comfort women.

And from an evolutionary point of view it is of course a fantastic system, the smartest and fittest guy getting all the females...
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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Sun May 10, 2015 12:31 pm

Nukasub sumthing sumthing... Russel, stop slacking on the DPRK reporting, I'm not here to do your job. What's next ? Cleaning your cats shitters ?

North Korea fires ballistic missile from SUBMARINE – and it could be heading OUR WAY next


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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu May 21, 2015 11:19 am

I'm sure there are some very nervous turtle farmers considering defection right now.

No lobster, no life

It's usually top generals or potential rivals who feel the wrath of North Korea's leader, but this week Kim Jong Un's ire was directed at a terrapin farm.

According to North Korea's state-run KCNA news agency, the country's Supreme Leader recently carried out an inspection of the Taedonggang Terrapin Farm where he noted a number of "serious shortcomings."

For one thing the farm, which is located on the outskirts of Pyongyang, didn't pay enough attention to the study of his late father, who KCNA said was the inspiration behind the project to "provide the people with tasty and nutritious terrapin widely known as a precious tonic from olden times."

"It is hard to understand that the farm visited by Kim Jong Il did not arrange even the room for education in revolutionary history," KCNA quoted Kim as saying. "The employees who failed to bear deep in their minds his leadership exploits could hardly perform their role as masters in production."

He then added, ominously, that the farm's atmosphere was completely different from others he visited.

The farm was also meant to breed freshwater lobsters. But, because of the "incompetence, outmoded way of thinking and irresponsible work style" of its managers, it failed to do so, Kim said, according to KCNA.
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Socialist-era rock band to perform in Pyongyang on Liberation Day anniversary
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Laibach, a well-known rock band hailing from former Yugoslavia will become the first ever group of its kind to perform in North Korea, holding Pyongyang concerts this August to coincide with a national anniversary commemorating the end of Japanese colonial rule.
Laibach, founded in the year that saw the death of former Yugoslavian dictator Marshal Tito, will perform two dates in North Korea during Liberation Day celebrations as part of a “cultural-exchange” initiative...more...
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Postby matsuki » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:28 pm

Cultural exchange hahahahaha this should be interesting.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:15 pm

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Socialist-era rock band to perform in Pyongyang on Liberation Day anniversary
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Laibach, a well-known rock band hailing from former Yugoslavia will become the first ever group of its kind to perform in North Korea, holding Pyongyang concerts this August to coincide with a national anniversary commemorating the end of Japanese colonial rule.
Laibach, founded in the year that saw the death of former Yugoslavian dictator Marshal Tito, will perform two dates in North Korea during Liberation Day celebrations as part of a “cultural-exchange” initiative...more...



Mute films 1995...
That explain the Asylum Production level of CGI...
But not the "Ramstein christmas album in english" feel...
Plus the last emblem...

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Re: "All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:38 pm

Ok, i knewed it ringeded me a bell:



Also...

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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:44 pm

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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:50 pm

AnD now the " blame Taro" part:

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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:01 pm

Moar awesUm:

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