Vasectomy

[Pinkerton]

hey everyone, serious post here. I am serious thinking about getting a vasectomy. Was looking for any advice. Any recommendations for doctors.


Thanks,
Pink

[kurogane]

Gimme 50 dollah I no make you hollah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Pinky. Good luck with that man.

[matsuki]

Where is IPU? He was looking to get snipped as well.

[wagyl]

Where is IPU?

You should know, unless he has been tossing honey barbecue sauce around the place.
(maybe the vasectomy is so that the honey barbecue sauce is not so piquant...)

[Taro Toporific]

Any university hospital with a urology department should be able to handle it.

Vasectomy
This procedure is available at urology clinics or through plastic surgery. It is an outpatient procedure and there is no need for hospitalization.</p><p>It is not covered by Japanese Health Insurance. Costs start around 100,000 yen. Vasectomy is called “pipe cut” (パイプカット) in Japanese.
via Birth Control « Japan Healthcare Info

http://japanhomestead.blogspot.jp/2012/04/pipe-cut.html
https://github.com/gavinschultz/latex-a ... review.pdf

pipe-cut.jpg

[Coligny]

or a good vet...

[Russell]

Any university hospital with a urology department should be able to handle it.

Vasectomy
This procedure is available at urology clinics or through plastic surgery. It is an outpatient procedure and there is no need for hospitalization.</p><p>It is not covered by Japanese Health Insurance. Costs start around 100,000 yen. Vasectomy is called “pipe cut” (パイプカット) in Japanese.
via Birth Control « Japan Healthcare Info

http://japanhomestead.blogspot.jp/2012/04/pipe-cut.html
https://github.com/gavinschultz/latex-a ... review.pdf

pipe-cut.jpg

And the tool they use for that a パイプカッター...

[Pinkerton]

Gimme 50 dollah I no make you hollah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Pinky. Good luck with that man.

lol, sounds like you should be paying me.

[Pinkerton]

or a good vet...

that was the first place I went, but they turned me away.

[Pinkerton]

Any university hospital with a urology department should be able to handle it.

Vasectomy
This procedure is available at urology clinics or through plastic surgery. It is an outpatient procedure and there is no need for hospitalization.</p><p>It is not covered by Japanese Health Insurance. Costs start around 100,000 yen. Vasectomy is called “pipe cut” (パイプカット) in Japanese.
via Birth Control « Japan Healthcare Info

http://japanhomestead.blogspot.jp/2012/04/pipe-cut.html
https://github.com/gavinschultz/latex-a ... review.pdf

pipe-cut.jpg

thanks for all the information.

I found this place: http://www.noscalpelvasectomy.com/doctors/manabuuenomd#

[Salty]

Any university hospital with a urology department should be able to handle it.

Vasectomy
This procedure is available at urology clinics or through plastic surgery. It is an outpatient procedure and there is no need for hospitalization.</p><p>It is not covered by Japanese Health Insurance. Costs start around 100,000 yen. Vasectomy is called “pipe cut” (パイプカット) in Japanese.
via Birth Control « Japan Healthcare Info

http://japanhomestead.blogspot.jp/2012/04/pipe-cut.html
https://github.com/gavinschultz/latex-a ... review.pdf

pipe-cut.jpg

And the tool they use for that a パイプカッター...

Back in the day, we gave newborn calves the equivalent with very small but very strong rubber bands. In a couple of weeks those twins simply droped off. No doctor needed, and cheap....

Pink - good luck....

[Russell]

Back in the day, we gave newborn calves the equivalent with very small but very strong rubber bands. In a couple of weeks those twins simply droped off. No doctor needed, and cheap....

Ouch!

[havill]

hey everyone, serious post here. I am serious thinking about getting a vasectomy. Was looking for any advice. Any recommendations for doctors.

In Japan or overseas? Either way, it's a relatively simple 30 minute out-patient procedure. Most urologists can do it. Google for 精管切除. Pretty hard to screw up: there are standardized tools they use for the procedure and they take a sample months afterwords to check that they were fully severed.

I've heard about these one-in-a-million cases were somehow the tubes years later manage to "reattach", but most physicians suspect what really happened in those cases is they didn't do the job properly in the first place and never did a follow up check of the sperm count.

They give you one Valium® etc to take prior to coming (and thus insist that someone else drive you there and home) and a local anesthetic for the actual procedure.

In America, it's usually covered by insurance (on the cynical rational that it's cheaper than childbirth), but not in Japan. Expect to pay around ¥150,000.

They may do a psych screen and may reject/discourage you if you fit a high risk profile of not understanding the consequences (for example, too young, don't have kids & haven't been married for long). I did it after I had children and both my wife and I knew we had enough children for our family planning goals and both me and my wife were in our thirties, so I passed.

There is a long lecture about how the procedure is irreversible, but they're CYA-- for men, for the modern methods, if you have the money, there is a good chance it can be, but that IS expensive and there's no 100% guarantee. Now that I think about it, the lecture I got about it being irreversible was a lot like the lecture I got when I relinquished my U.S. citizenship.

[Coligny]

Last time I read aboot one of your psycho stalker he was on his way to a JiffyLube to have it reversed in 30min or it's free...

can,t remember which one though as you seems even better than me a pissing people off...

[wagyl]

That would be the guy with the Qi. viewtopic.php?f=11&t=28466&start=420#p322181 I never bothered to follow upon whether it was successful. I don't think he ever maintained a relationship long enough to find out the results of any pregnancy test.

[havill]

That would be the guy with the Qi. viewtopic.php?f=11&t=28466&start=420#p322181 I never bothered to follow upon whether it was successful. I don't think he ever maintained a relationship long enough to find out the results of any pregnancy test.

I suspect that the promise of a child to a barren woman in her forties was needed to seal the deal re his visa and to avoid deportation via marriage.

I'm not sure what he has more of: kids (bred, not raised), or marriages.

[Coligny]

Cats...

Definately cats...

[Pinkerton]

hey everyone, serious post here. I am serious thinking about getting a vasectomy. Was looking for any advice. Any recommendations for doctors.

In Japan or overseas? Either way, it's a relatively simple 30 minute out-patient procedure. Most urologists can do it. Google for 精管切除. Pretty hard to screw up: there are standardized tools they use for the procedure and they take a sample months afterwords to check that they were fully severed.

I've heard about these one-in-a-million cases were somehow the tubes years later manage to "reattach", but most physicians suspect what really happened in those cases is they didn't do the job properly in the first place and never did a follow up check of the sperm count.

They give you one Valium® etc to take prior to coming (and thus insist that someone else drive you there and home) and a local for the actual the procedure.

In America, it's usually covered by insurance (on the cynical rational that it's cheaper than childbirth), but not in Japan. Expect to pay around ¥150,000.

They may do a psyche screen and may reject/discourage you if you fit a high risk profile of not understanding the consequences (for example, too young, don't have kids & haven't been married for long). I did it after I had children and both my wife and I knew we had enough children for our family planning goals and both me and my wife were in our thirties, so I passed.

There is a long lecture about how the procedure is irreversible, but they're CYA-- for men, for the modern methods, if you have the money, there is a good chance it can be, but that IS expensive and there's no 100% guarantee. Now that I think about it, the lecture I got about it being irreversible was a lot like the lecture I got when I relinquished my U.S. citizenship.

Thanks Havill. Very detailed post.

I've never had Valium before, so that is something to look forward to. I live in Tokyo, so no need to be driven anywhere.

You were spot with the cost.

Yeah, I understand that it's pretty much irreversible. I don't have kids and I am sure I don't want them. I have reached the point where I know it's not really the right fit for me and damn the social stigma of it.


thanks for the help.


To everyone else, you guys all crack me. Thanks for the laughs.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

omg how did i miss a thread like this??!

just come round mine, pink. i'll sort you right out. i'll just put the fear of god into you about using condoms in japan and if that don't work, i'll be happy to perform a quick snip like how we do it in russia...

[Samurai_Jerk]

i'll be happy to perform a quick snip like how we do it in russia...

Careful. She uses her teeth.

[wagyl]

But it is where those teeth are that make it so interesting.

Now that we have answered to the OP's satisfaction, I suppose we can post the other alternatives.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Inter ... th_a_Nullo
http://gawker.com/i-still-unload-this-m ... 1645409616

[Coligny]

i'll be happy to perform a quick snip like how we do it in russia...

Careful. She uses her teeth.

And come from a really weird family, even by Russian standards...

Just look at little bro...

image.jpg

[yanpa]

Surely the answer is in the OP's signature: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!".

[Pinkerton]

But it is where those teeth are that make it so interesting.

Now that we have answered to the OP's satisfaction, I suppose we can post the other alternatives.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Inter ... th_a_Nullo
http://gawker.com/i-still-unload-this-m ... 1645409616

Jesus Christ!

[Pinkerton]

Surely the answer is in the OP's signature: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!".

I wish I could say that what's hear after a BJ.... but sadly, it's not.

[Pinkerton]

omg how did i miss a thread like this??!

just come round mine, pink. i'll sort you right out. i'll just put the fear of god into you about using condoms in japan and if that don't work, i'll be happy to perform a quick snip like how we do it in russia...

The fear of god you say....


well, I'd be happy to pop by and be sorted out by you

[wagyl]

But it is where those teeth are that make it so interesting.

Now that we have answered to the OP's satisfaction, I suppose we can post the other alternatives.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Inter ... th_a_Nullo
http://gawker.com/i-still-unload-this-m ... 1645409616

Jesus Christ!

I think you are confused: Jesus Christ was the result of a virgin birth, but I don't think that makes him a nullo.

[Pinkerton]

But it is where those teeth are that make it so interesting.

Now that we have answered to the OP's satisfaction, I suppose we can post the other alternatives.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Inter ... th_a_Nullo
http://gawker.com/i-still-unload-this-m ... 1645409616

Jesus Christ!

I think you are confused: Jesus Christ was the result of a virgin birth, but I don't think that makes him a nullo.

Yes, I am often confused about a great many things. Thank you for pointing that out.

[wagyl]

Actually you weren't too far wrong. Now this is something they didn't tell us in Sunday School!

[yanpa]

Actually you weren't too far wrong. Now this is something they didn't tell us in Sunday School!

Which leads to details of:

a quick snip like how we do it in russia...

with dageurrotypes!!!1!!