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[Wage Slave]

It's idiotic to put Japan at the top of that list. I have actually been in Saudi for Christmas. Basically any expression of Christmas at all was forbidden. Even posted Christmas cards were confiscated and destroyed if detected by customs.

Christmas isn't a public holiday in Thailand but basically any excuse for a party is a good one.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Where I am, I think it's relatively easy to avoid the trouble. Ignore the huge Christmas tree on the roof of the local combini, don't for any reason go down to the city centre, don't watch tv, don't pick up the phone, don't do Facebook or e-mail, don't visit any friends; just stay home and play a little hikikomori for a few months and you should make it through that between-the-years-rubbish relatively unscathed. No biggie.

[Coligny]

Where I am, I think it's relatively easy to avoid the trouble. Ignore the huge Christmas tree on the roof of the local combini, don't for any reason go down to the city centre, don't watch tv, don't pick up the phone, don't do Facebook or e-mail, don't visit any friends; just stay home and play a little hikikomori for a few months and you should make it through that between-the-years-rubbish relatively unscathed. No biggie.

And don't forget the neighbours that turn their house into a night light show including animatronics of Anpanman dry fisting Mickey Mouse on the roof... (And Nagoya eki illuminashiun, and the store clerks wearing red Christmas hats, and on, and on, and on...)

(Take, you're an idiot, stick to your delusional Nankin gangbang fanfics posting on /r/downsyndrome)

[Taro Toporific]

rumored that if you meet someone in front of the sculpture, you'll fall in love

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[Taro Toporific]

The annual Penguin Torture at the Matsue Vogel Park in Shimane Pref.

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@kachonejp
「ん？写真撮る？止まる？」
私「いいから散歩いきなよ…」
(松江フォーゲルパーク/ペンギンのお散歩) #島根

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http://www.vogel.jp/

[Taro Toporific]

DEMOLISH CHRISTMAS parade...

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クリスマス粉砕デモがはじまりました pic.twitter.com/XbMuDWmbkz--- 弁護士ドットコムニュース (@bengo4topics) December 21, 2014

More about today's Xmas protest march in Shibuya Tokyo at: http://kakuhidou.fumizuki.net/about

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"Christmas must be crushed!"

"Down with Love Capitalism!"

"Couple Whatever self-criticism!"...

and "the freedom to not get married! Dead Bout of freedom!"

Etc...

[Taro Toporific]

'DEMOLISH CHRISTMAS' demo...
..."the freedom to not get married! Dead Bout of freedom!"
Etc...

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[Coligny]

[Taro Toporific]

Comfy, Christmasy, crystal-encrusted toilet tradition in Japan since 2011

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Learn the full poop ..

[Taro Toporific]

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[Coligny]

Woa... It's 2014 and they still do the duckface ?!

[matsuki]

I don't think either are duckface, it's more the "innocent" slutface...the one in the back looks like my ex

[Taro Toporific]

Santa battles a shark for the best fish to dry for Xmas snacks for Japan’s children.

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rest-of-the-story

[Taro Toporific]

"Vous les attendiez avec impatience et les voilà: les fameuses girafes de Noël!"
--- Jérôme (@jero_kun) November 22, 2015

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[Coligny]

Ok, makes almost mote sense than the Coca Cola father christmas...

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[Russell]

In the mean time...

The second birth of Jesus.

[Taro Toporific]

♫ We Three-Kings of Orient Are ... ♪

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Via

[Coligny]

Separated at birth...

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[chibaka]

I like kurisumasu

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[matsuki]

Tasty Christmas Muff(ins)

[Taro Toporific]

"A traditional Christmas scene of Santa and his pet tiger on the street outside of Spinns Harajuku"...

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viaTokyo Fashion (@TokyoFashion) December 13, 2015

[Taro Toporific]

Santa brings her gifts to the Comiket 90 going on this weekend.

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m0aR!

[Taro Toporific]

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"Japanese construction site half-heartedly entering into the Christmas spirit."
@Mulboyne | November 20, 2016

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

At least they've stopped crucifying Santa...

[Taro Toporific]

I like kurisumasu

Very Merry Christmas from "Akasaka Surprise City" (浅草のびっくり市) strip club

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goofy Google Translate.
【November】
…In Tokyo’s Asakusa district, [street advertising – also appeared stripper] * 1953 Christmas 25 days ahead after one month, shopping district of Asakusa was also made ​​to appear a Santa Claus made ​​advertising specialties surprised the city soon. While passing a song of stripper untimely Virgin Mary is Furimaki the charm from the model of the chimney, “Jingle Bells”, the Asakusa of the city was the parade.

[matsuki]

Ahhh yes, strippers, clowns, the easter bunny, and a few local devils for good measure...

[Taro Toporific]

Ahhh yes, strippers, clowns, the easter bunny, and a few local devils for good measure...

K

McDonald’s newest! Have a cup of Joy-to-the-world Java™.
Spread 'em holiday cheer!

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[Taro Toporific]

Ahhh yes, strippers, clowns, the easter bunny, and a few local devils for good measure...

Shonan Xmas Beach Blanket Bingo in 1968 was fun too.

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[matsuki]

What the hell is going on there Taro?

LOL, Goatse cafe!

[Taro Toporific]

What the hell is going on there Taro?
LOL, Goatse cafe!

What the hell are you seeing besides a pair of mittens for a snowman?

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popsugar.com/food/McDonald-Peppermint-Mocha-Review...