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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby kurogane » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:07 pm

I'll assume you're one of those dorky zitfaces. In your case, I can almost forgive it, being such an adorable manchild as you are. Still, adults that play with kids' toys..... There is something terribly Anime and Manga after age 16 about that. When Kirk made that comment about the need for play he meant the simplicity of play, not play for simpletons.

Rereading the thread though, I did like your idea about a weighted fishing line as a solution to people that drone on in public.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Coligny » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:20 pm

One trick poney, and good for the slaughterhouse...
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:02 pm

Coligny wrote:But Saigon...


I've got to figure something out.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:04 am

Coligny wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:They deserve to die shitting blood with every other country laughing and pointing at them.


Does that also apply to us since we choose to ride along in this clown car? :noose:


Depend, you came because you fully agree and support their energy policies. Or because the pussy is cheap, plentifull and downright expandable ?

Personally everytime i consider taking my settlement pay and bugging out I remember that I'm at the crossroads of the best natural disasters this planet have to offer (german invasion aside).

But Saigon... If only we kept that colony... (Then there would be oo much french and the place would sux...)


How not to like the place... Seriously...

This is the City of Toyohashi. A tornado advisory has been issued in Aichi Prefecture. There is a risk of tornadoes in Aichi Prefecture. Tornadoes are caused by cumulonimbus clouds. If you notice signs that cumulonimbus clouds are approaching, such as lightning or quick, sudden changes in wind,
please take shelter inside a sturdy building immediately. Please monitor the latest weather updates from the Japan Meterological gency.


This at 0900 after a night of heavy wind and rain that turned my shitter into a swamp... Still don't know if I should look for Shrek, lube up for the creature of the blue lagoon or prep lime and mayo for the creature of the black lagoon... (Was told it taste like chickin')
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby matsuki » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:07 pm

I'm starting to wonder how often Coligny escaped the wife while in Saigon...the Viet coffee is great but that much enthusiasm...well =)
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:51 pm

Japanese police want to fight illegal drones with bigger drones

Sources told the Japan Times that Tokyo’s Metropolitan Police Department is even intending to set up a special anti-drone unit for identifying and taking down suspicious-looking UAVs spotted in the capital. The report said the unit would use “a large drone” with a net to capture UAVs caught flying in areas like airports, a comically crude solution for a country brimming with tech know-how. If the story is indeed true, many will wonder why the authorities aren’t going for a high-tech solution like this, or this, instead.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Russell » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:13 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Japanese police want to fight illegal drones with bigger drones

Sources told the Japan Times that Tokyo’s Metropolitan Police Department is even intending to set up a special anti-drone unit for identifying and taking down suspicious-looking UAVs spotted in the capital. The report said the unit would use “a large drone” with a net to capture UAVs caught flying in areas like airports, a comically crude solution for a country brimming with tech know-how. If the story is indeed true, many will wonder why the authorities aren’t going for a high-tech solution like this, or this, instead.

Sounds like it is just a matter of time before it would catch a Boeing in its net...
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby matsuki » Sat Dec 12, 2015 4:49 pm

The report said the unit would use “a large drone” with a net to capture UAVs caught flying in areas like airports, a comically crude solution for a country brimming with tech know-how.


...and out of touch jiji that try to tackle modern problems with designed by committee, child-like solutions?
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Coligny » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:47 pm

Dear chimps with uniforms...
Drones fly with a 2.4ghz control link and a 5.8ghz video link.
Jam those frequencies and you take down the drone.
(Sometimes even just a few too busy Wifi airspace is enough to make them fall from the sky...)
(Morons in charges bringing solution against a -non- problem they barely understand anyway)
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Wage Slave » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:21 pm

Well yes, you could do it that way but what about comedy and sport?

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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:53 am

matsuki wrote:
The report said the unit would use “a large drone” with a net to capture UAVs caught flying in areas like airports, a comically crude solution for a country brimming with tech know-how.


"Comically" is an understatement.


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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Russell » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:00 am

Wage Slave wrote:Well yes, you could do it that way but what about comedy and sport?

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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:07 am

Coligny wrote:Dear chimps with uniforms...
Drones fly with a 2.4ghz control link and a 5.8ghz video link.
Jam those frequencies and you take down the drone.
(Sometimes even just a few too busy Wifi airspace is enough to make them fall from the sky...)
(Morons in charges bringing solution against a -non- problem they barely understand anyway)


I'm not saying the net is a good idea but I don't know that making them drop from the sky over a crowded urban area is either.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Yokohammer » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:01 am

I wonder how they'll deal with this drone:

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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Russell » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:06 am

Yokohammer wrote:I wonder how they'll deal with this drone:


Ever heard of fishing nets?
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby kurogane » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:09 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:Dear chimps with uniforms...
Drones fly with a 2.4ghz control link and a 5.8ghz video link.
Jam those frequencies and you take down the drone. 


I'm not saying the net is a good idea but I don't know that making them drop from the sky over a crowded urban area is either.


One could almost suggest he didn't really think that one through........ :rolleyes:

I admit to kind of liking this net idea. Once they get a few of those set up and ready it would be fun to fax in a report to the local authority, or even catch a rickshaw and go straight to their office to file a handwritten report. On paper. In triplicate. Using carbon paper. So they can type it up and file it. On a manual typewriter.

It actually probably is a better idea than disrupting the signal (assuming they even considered that), but the scent of Wacky Races is strong in this one.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:19 am

Are the police going to set up drone teams, to fly in unison and do all sorts of tricky manoeuvres to enthral crowds of elderly bystanders?
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Coligny » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:42 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:Dear chimps with uniforms...
Drones fly with a 2.4ghz control link and a 5.8ghz video link.
Jam those frequencies and you take down the drone.
(Sometimes even just a few too busy Wifi airspace is enough to make them fall from the sky...)
(Morons in charges bringing solution against a -non- problem they barely understand anyway)


I'm not saying the net is a good idea but I don't know that making them drop from the sky over a crowded urban area is either.



go to a hobby shop...

look at the quadcopters.

it's at worse 1 bundle of 50cm/50cm 2kg of plastic falling down. in a country were your average typhoon turn any dockyard into a tornado from hell stuffed with semi trailers and 40 feets containers.

any interception be it by nets or jamming over a crowded place is not a good practice anyway...
but between "being a bad idea" and "everybody is going to die" in that particular case the margin is quite gigantic.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Yokohammer » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:58 am

I would be concerned about a tangled jumble of police drone, net, and captured drone falling out of the sky.


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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby kurogane » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:03 pm

As I remember the Wacky Races villains always seemed to survive..............Wile E. Coyote as well. But wouldn't 2 kg at full plummet kind of hurt? I just like the idea that they're teaching the drones that fly drones some manners. Those fucking things are a really good way to ruin a normal person's day at the park.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby wagyl » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:17 pm

The passers by in this park didn't seem so worried.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby kurogane » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:18 pm

I have no doubt that many don't mind and are even interested. I also know lots of physical adults that think manga, anime and video games are proper pastimes. Good for them. I prefer quiet enjoyment, and adults that must can do it somewhere where they don't have to behave like overgrown babies bothering the real adults present. Like an abandoned gravel pit. Given this recent deplorable trend towards banning actual children from actually playing in actual parks it would be ridiculous if all these Baby Hueys were allowed their infantile indulgences in public spaces. I am not even really against mechanical drones; it's the adult biological ones that operate them that bug me.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Russell » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:35 pm

It's gonna be an arms race.


Try catching those with a net...
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby kurogane » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:48 pm

Wouldn't it make more sense to track the source of the remote and have a polite word with the offender, or a rubber truncheon lunch with repeaters?
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:28 pm

This is how it's being handled in America.

Most drone owners will have to register their devices starting next week under rules aimed at controlling the sharp increase of unmanned aircraft in U.S. skies that officials fear threaten public safety.

The rules, unveiled on Monday, apply to drones heavier than a half-pound—which covers virtually all consumer devices other than palm-size toys. The rules require drone owners to register on a government website to receive a unique user number that they then must attach or write on any drones they own.

Users who purchased a drone before Dec. 21, when the rules take effect, will have until Feb. 19 to register. Drones purchased after Dec. 21 must be registered before their first flight. Registration costs $5 but regulators are waiving that fee for the first 30 days.

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Some recreational drone users criticized the rule as a regulatory overreach. The Academy of Model Aeronautics, a decades-old model-aircraft group, said the requirement violates a 2012 law that largely prohibits the Federal Aviation Administration from regulating recreational drones. The group said the rules are “counter to Congress’s intent” and create “an unnecessary burden” for drone owners.

The FAA said it can require registration under existing aircraft-registration laws, meaning failure to register a drone technically carries the same penalties as failing to register a commercial aircraft, including fines of as much as $250,000 and a prison sentence of three years.

Those penalties would only be used in “egregious situations,” said Deputy FAA Administrator Michael Whitaker. The agency plans to enlist local law enforcement to help enforce registration, though it said it would push any unregistered users to comply rather than punish them.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby kurogane » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:25 pm

I don't like that sort of administrative/regulatory card trick creep either (very much on the rise in the states it seems), but I find it hard to believe that even Model Plane Enthusisasts aren't close enough to normal to understand that potentially damaging shit flying through the air requires some oversight. For me it goes back to that video above of the fat chick assaulting the zitmonger drone pilot: she was out of line for that and is probably a cunt, which is unfortunate, but he's a peeping tom, a public nuisance and a dweeb, neither of which should be encouraged or even tolerated unless they stay in their comic book filled rooms.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Coligny » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:37 pm

If only we could also establish a registration process for firearms. It would certainly reduce the number of crime comitted. Or even better make a law to criminalyze the killing of people (unless they are muslims of course).

I feel safer now that these weapons of mass... Nuisance (!?) are properly listed.
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby kurogane » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:39 pm

Coligny wrote:If only we could also establish a registration process for firearms. It would certainly reduce the number of crime comitted. Or even better make a law to criminalyze the killing of people (unless they are muslims of course)..


Dreamers, eh!??...... :rolleyes:
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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Coligny » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:42 pm

Bruce's rant on the topic...

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Re: 'Hot' pizza delivery drone for PM Abe

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:59 pm

If someone comes up with a drone that fires bullets for the consumer market and calls it a remote gun, that might get regulators to back off.
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