Back in the house b*tch! (J-Wify wants it that way)

[wuchan]

That means I'd better not even speak to most of the women on the planet.

I recently got married and that has basically been the rule - just don't talk to most women.

About daycare - at least here in Osaka I know people where the mom stays at home and the kids still go to government daycare, so it's not entirely impossible.

From what I have seen the problem is mostly in Tokyo. The daycare my kid went to had 20 open spots but no one wants to live anywhere north of Akabane. Tokyo people tend to believe anything north of Akabane and anything south of Yokohama is no man's land and you will surly die if you live past those points. The joke is they spend the same amount of time on the train as someone that lives near Omiya.

Decentralization needs to happen but no one, not even the people want to do it. There is some sort of strange Japanese pride thing about living in Tokyo prefecture even tho they have a smaller home, higher bills and tax, zero privacy, shitty commutes, no daycare, no car, etc... I never understood it.

[Coligny]

OTOH, why would soemone breed kids, just to dump them off in a daycare for someone else to take care? When I get myself a dog, then I take responsibility for it and not chuck it into a kennel for someone else to take care. Every responsible dog-owner would do this, why not the kid-owners?

your brain still even lives in 60-70's. amazing
from now on no need to stick to raising your own kids by yourself just because you yourself got birth to it.

This coming from the ricenigger still living in the 30' I suggest you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up...

[matsuki]

That means I'd better not even speak to most of the women on the planet.

I recently got married and that has basically been the rule - just don't talk to most women.

About daycare - at least here in Osaka I know people where the mom stays at home and the kids still go to government daycare, so it's not entirely impossible.

From what I have seen the problem is mostly in Tokyo. The daycare my kid went to had 20 open spots but no one wants to live anywhere north of Akabane. Tokyo people tend to believe anything north of Akabane and anything south of Yokohama is no man's land and you will surly die if you live past those points. The joke is they spend the same amount of time on the train as someone that lives near Omiya.

Decentralization needs to happen but no one, not even the people want to do it. There is some sort of strange Japanese pride thing about living in Tokyo prefecture even tho they have a smaller home, higher bills and tax, zero privacy, shitty commutes, no daycare, no car, etc... I never understood it.

THIS

To be fair, the insanity starts with companies....many of which gain nothing other than the same BS prestige of having an office in crowded at fuck downtown where a single tatami-mat sized of land is theoretically supposed to be worth more than Ichiro.

[Takechanpoo]

Decentralization needs to happen but no one, not even the people want to do it. There is some sort of strange Japanese pride thing about living in Tokyo prefecture even tho they have a smaller home, higher bills and tax, zero privacy, shitty commutes, no daycare, no car, etc... I never understood it.

because j-economy still is working as labor-intensive economy of 60-80s. it apparently failed in molting to capital-intensive one.
its the reason why still local j-ppl are flocking to j-big cities or almost are forced to do it for living.

[Samurai_Jerk]

That means I'd better not even speak to most of the women on the planet.

I recently got married and that has basically been the rule - just don't talk to most women.

About daycare - at least here in Osaka I know people where the mom stays at home and the kids still go to government daycare, so it's not entirely impossible.

From what I have seen the problem is mostly in Tokyo. The daycare my kid went to had 20 open spots but no one wants to live anywhere north of Akabane. Tokyo people tend to believe anything north of Akabane and anything south of Yokohama is no man's land and you will surly die if you live past those points. The joke is they spend the same amount of time on the train as someone that lives near Omiya.

Decentralization needs to happen but no one, not even the people want to do it. There is some sort of strange Japanese pride thing about living in Tokyo prefecture even tho they have a smaller home, higher bills and tax, zero privacy, shitty commutes, no daycare, no car, etc... I never understood it.

THIS

To be fair, the insanity starts with companies....many of which gain nothing other than the same BS prestige of having an office in crowded at fuck downtown where a single tatami-mat sized of land is theoretically supposed to be worth more than Ichiro.

Tori and tamago. Companies that do try to get away from the city centers have a VERY tough time hiring skilled workers.

[Coligny]

You should see the Big-T past 8pm... Straight out of "life after people"... raccoons and felines taking over the streets... I'm surprised they don't set the traffic lights to blinking yellow until next sunrise. Even the central post office gave up on its 24h opening time since last month.

[Grumpy Gramps]

... raccoons ...

Kawaiiiiiii! Want some here too

Nagoya is quite the same. They fold up the sidewalks at 7pm and then the city belongs to the creatures of the night including me and my doggies and the bicycled men of the thousand alminium cans. But sadly no raccoons here.

[kurogane]

Raccoons are the animalification of Satan. In Canada, we have spiked brooms and sharpened spades because of it. Don't wish for the vermin apocalypse. Cute motherfuckers, though. Having kicked or savaged them, I always give respect. Not much behind beavers and skunks for pure animal cool.

[wagyl]

Raccoons are the animalification of Satan.

He will be talking about a tanuki, while naming it a raccoon.

I really love where I live, but my current headache is palm civets.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I really love where I live, but my current headache is palm civets.

One of those ran across my path while I was riding my bike to my local yakitori-ya one night. It kind of startled me because I just assumed it was a cat till I got a second look.

[wagyl]

Yum! SARS vector yakitori!

[Takechanpoo]

that pretty looking creatures(palm civets and raccoon) has rabies. the fatality rate is almost 100% if you get bit by it and get infected

[wuchan]

Decentralization needs to happen but no one, not even the people want to do it. There is some sort of strange Japanese pride thing about living in Tokyo prefecture even tho they have a smaller home, higher bills and tax, zero privacy, shitty commutes, no daycare, no car, etc... I never understood it.

because j-economy still is working as labor-intensive economy of 60-80s. it apparently failed in molting to capital-intensive one.
its the reason why still local j-ppl are flocking to j-big cities or almost are forced to do it for living.

because Japan still believes that the walkman is better than the iPod. Never mind the battle between sony music and iTunes. Sony would be better if napster were still around.

[Coligny]

that pretty looking creatures(palm civets and raccoon) has rabies. the fatality rate is almost 100% if you get bit by it and get infected

Just missing the fact that japan is considered rabies free since 1956...

so while a bite from a wild animal is still to be treated with at least minimum caution. There seems to be less chances to catch rabies from a local raccoon that catch a headache from talking to an imbecile of your caliber.

only good thing is rabies is not considered an std by the cdc so you can safely continue to enjoy fucking livestock and roadkills.

[Grumpy Gramps]

japan is considered rabies free since 1956...

Avoid love bites from gaijin then. You never know where they were a week ago

[Coligny]

japan is considered rabies free since 1956...

Avoid love bites from gaijin then. You never know where they were a week ago

Ready as fcuk...

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[kurogane]

Raccoons are the animalification of Satan.

He will be talking about a tanuki, while naming it a raccoon.

Well, he should stop that Ta, Lurv.

I really love where I live, but my current headache is palm civets.

Are those more escaped exotic pets? Somewhere near Nara had quite a little Cdn racoon (procyon lotor) infestation years back but they seem to have cleared that up. By taking them to farms where they can be happy. Like rural folk do with pesky monkeys and crows and such. They don't quietly slaughter them and bury them in the up and beyond, they do live humane capture and then......yeah, farms.........that's where they went. It sounds like it might be time to find "a farm" for those cute feckers.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Apparently no one can decide whether those cute little guys made it to Japan on their own or where brought by someone.

[kurogane]

They are adorable, but they really should get on that and "take them to a farm". Like you know, no doubt, if they are anything like Our Racoons then they are vertebrate locusts; like the aliens from Independence Day. They wreck everything in their path. And it would give some underemployed forester types a bit of income and experience working the bamboo pole noose and the sharpened spade or machete. Which would be kinda gross. I saw a paddy monkey get its head half chopped off once. That was a special type of gross.

[matsuki]

Apparently no one can decide whether those cute little guys made it to Japan on their own or where brought by someone.

They've been here long enough that I've seen shops/restaurants named after them.

I wonder if any of the ones here actually has SARS? Like Wags noted, they are considered to be the vector that started the outbreak among humans...but not in Japan.

[Coligny]

There's a difference between all these critters ? Because in my post apocalypse roadkill cookbook they are all listed as generic common ingredient... (Small dogs and rodents)
But then again when a recipe 1st step require the meat to have been tenderised under an 18 wheelers you can't really hope for too much precision afterward...)

[Samurai_Jerk]

They've been here long enough that I've seen shops/restaurants named after them.

I'm not sure what that proves.

[kurogane]

Well, it proves they're Kawaii

I wonder how they get along with the minkeys? That would be quite a cat fight.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Well, it proves they're Kawaii

I wonder how they get along with the minkeys? That would be quite a cat fight.

I think I'll open a restaurant in Kinshicho tomorrow called Giraffe Bar & Grill. Surely that will be proof that giraffes have roamed wild in Japan for quite a long time.

[Wage Slave]

Well, it proves they're Kawaii

I wonder how they get along with the minkeys? That would be quite a cat fight.

I think I'll open a restaurant in Kinshicho tomorrow called Giraffe Bar & Grill. Surely that will be proof that giraffes have roamed wild in Japan for quite a long time.

And provide proof that a giraffe owned the land for generations before it was snatched away by Koreans under American auspices in the immediate post war period.

[Takechanpoo]

some dude feels frustrated that cant rebut something
"あああああああ、悔しい!!! "

[Wage Slave]

Tell us again about how it is established fact you can catch rabies and die from being bitten by Palm Civets in Japan. And how history, backed by evidence and written by historians is inferior in comparison with oft repeated rumours.

[matsuki]

They've been here long enough that I've seen shops/restaurants named after them.

I'm not sure what that proves.

[Takechanpoo]

Tell us again about how it is established fact you can catch rabies and die from being bitten by Palm Civets in Japan. And how history, backed by evidence and written by historians is inferior in comparison with oft repeated rumours.

you really mind status, rank, title, social reputation and other something authoritative.　i cannot help but smell something like authoritarianism between what you have ever written. who judge whether true or false in the end is your brain.

[Wage Slave]

Tell us again about how it is established fact you can catch rabies and die from being bitten by Palm Civets in Japan. And how history, backed by evidence and written by historians is inferior in comparison with oft repeated rumours.

you really mind status, rank, title, social reputation and other something authoritative.　i cannot help but smell something like authoritarianism between what you have ever written. who judge whether true or false in the end is your brain.

You need to think why authority is necessary at all and who it protects. And then consider the difference between the exercise of legitimate as opposed to illegitimate authority. The absence of legitimate authority simply mandates illegitimate authority and that is a very bad thing for most people. This deceptively simple little novel may help you:

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http://www.amazon.co.jp/Lord-Flies-William-Golding/dp/0399501487/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1458272736&sr=8-2&keywords=lord+of+the+flies

And in Japanese translation if you insist you need that.