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Brits have the shortest Poles, the longest

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Brits have the shortest Poles, the longest

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri May 06, 2016 3:54 am

The Ideal Penis Size In 10 Countries

Huff-Post wrote:A new survey conducted by British online medical website Dr. Ed asked women and men from Europe and North America about their sexual health and happiness. Respondents had to guess the length of the average erect penis and also answer what an ideal penis is, length-wise.

No matter what people thought the average penis length was, everyone's ideal length was always bigger. Some things really are universal.

Of the 2,121 respondents, between the ages of 18 and 75, 1,148 identified as male and 973 identified as female. Almost half of the survey pool was from the United States (1,055) while the rest lived in nine different countries throughout Europe. The survey did not account for sexual identity or ethnicity of respondents. And because Dr. Ed is a UK-based website, the results are measured in centimeters (1 centimeter = .4 inches). ....
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Can't find Japan on that list, but can't find my magnifiying glasses either...
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Re: Brits have the shortest Poles, the longest

Postby matsuki » Fri May 06, 2016 1:54 pm

Grumpy Gramps wrote:Can't find Japan on that list, but can't find my magnifiying glasses either...


:lol: but but "they're harder and stronger"


Ain't no 'mericans percievin' anything in cm, especially penii
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Postby wagyl » Fri May 06, 2016 3:49 pm

matsuki wrote:Ain't no 'mericans percievin' anything in cm, especially penii

Then they truly are the fools and idiots everyone imagines them to be.

Don't they realise that measuring in centimetres increases your penis size by a massive factor of 2.54?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 06, 2016 4:42 pm

wagyl wrote:Don't they realise that measuring in centimetres increases your penis size by a massive factor of 2.54?


It's like being a millionaire in yen.
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 06, 2016 4:49 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
wagyl wrote:Don't they realise that measuring in centimetres increases your penis size by a massive factor of 2.54?


It's like being a millionaire in yen.


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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:40 pm

Just came out of this scientific test as being British. :shock: That's what living in Japan does to you. Should I be depressed now?
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Postby Russell » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:15 pm

Grumpy Gramps wrote:Just came out of this scientific test as being British. :shock: That's what living in Japan does to you. Should I be depressed now?

I came out as Japanese.

LOL
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Re: Brits have the shortest Poles, the longest

Postby matsuki » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:54 am

You are
German!
German manners really do flow in your veins! You were taught very early on what was acceptable and what wasn't. At home and among your friends, you can be a very open and warm person, but you are often colder and more professional when it comes to meeting new people or work situations.


dafaq?
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:44 am

Hahahaha, lol, wonderful science :keyboardcoffee:
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Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:56 am

Fcuck...

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No wayyyy...
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:47 pm

Ouch, that must hurt badly. Worryingly worrying imo. If someone goes to Asia, even more so Japan, their manners tend to get slightly better over time, not worse :twisted:
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Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:25 pm

Depends how low you start...

Plus... now I should have some nazijew gold hidden somewhere...
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Postby legion » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:29 pm

Grumpy Gramps wrote:Just came out of this scientific test as being British. :shock: That's what living in Japan does to you. Should I be depressed now?


If you read this and think about filling out surveys connected to Facefuck you should

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/how-our-likes-helped-trump-win

Somebody needs to write a random data generator crawler
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:14 pm

As long as FB conveniently translates all German posts into English for me and Amazon recommends me to buy baby diapers, I am not very worried about the might of their ai... Hmm, unless they do it on purpose because deception. Bastards!
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Postby Coligny » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:03 am

At least amazon don't offer you daily deals on fridges since you bought one in January...

Should we be worried about AI... fuck yes... the computer equivalent of that kid who was licking windows and couldn't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight...
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Postby Russell » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:14 am

Hey Takechan, why don't you do this test and report back to us what nationality most fits you.

Should be fun...
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:17 pm

i tried it twice and got categorized as german in both times
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:15 pm

You do have your own little niche of scheisse porn posting going on there, I'll grant you that.
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:20 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:twice

Confirmed German!
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Postby Russell » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:26 pm

On the other hand, Germans have come to terms with their past, and tend to have good relations with neighboring countries...
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