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With the apparent rise in the numbers of some cephalopod species and perhaps with a disdain for human governance systems, many people are expressing their enthusiasm for welcoming our new cephalopod overlords. If we are to toil under our new suckered rulers, it may be prudent to examine where they came from, especially the octopuses who will likely make up the ruling class in the new mantled hierarchy.
Living cephalopods include roughly 1000 species of octopuses, cuttlefish, nautiluses and various distinct groups of “squid”; ram’s horn squid, bobtail squid, bottletail squid, teuthidian squid and the not-even-a-squid vampire squid.
Cephalopods are molluscs, and weird ones at that when compared to the other mollusc groups: chitons, solenogastres, caudofoveatans, bivalves, scaphopods, gastropods and monoplacophorans. With the exception of nautiluses, living cephalopods lack an external shell. They are free-living active hunters, possess a well-developed brain and nervous system in addition to a famed reputation for predicting the outcome of sporting events. Their intelligence has earned them a level of protection under EU law as “honorary vertebrates”.
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The second oldest species is Proteroctopus ribeti a single specimen from the Jurassic of France was published in 1982. This specimen does not possess tentacles but does have clear fins leading to speculation that it may be related to deep sea species such as today’s dumbo octopuses or alternatively, this is a member of the vampire squid group, Vampyromorphida.
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yanpa wrote:Alien scum trying to cash in on the cephalopod boom.
Coligny wrote:Just think at all the potential for dildo's evolution...
After the fiasco of the smart dildo bunker buster lineup it could be an industry saviour...
Coligny wrote:could we put the fucking FAO in their own subfolders ?
wagyl wrote:Coligny wrote:could we put the fucking FAO in their own subfolders ?
To what benefit?
search.php?keywords=fao&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sr=posts&sk=t&sd=d&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search is pretty effective.
wagyl wrote:If you want to highlight the fact that you rank equal with Takechanpoo in having multiple FAO treads rather than hide it, don't let me stand in your way.
(Nice pointers in search technique there!)
wagyl wrote:There are worse situations to be in. Your two threads were started by different people. The two Takechan threads were both started by the same person. I wouldn't want to be him!
wagyl wrote:What is the organisational objective? Is it to put all the in-jokes in one corner? What is the benefit? Or is it that you think that they do not fit at all in the categories they are in? You need to state your reasons. So far all I can see that they share is they all have the same abbreviation in the title, in which case, Russell presents a neat solution.
The Fao for Yanpa does not need to be next to the Fao for Coligny. Felines and cephalopods do not mix.
As a practical matter, no one looks for all the Fao together. If they are looking to post, they search for the name of the member. What problem are you trying to solve here?
The Grauniad wrote:Dozens of octopus have been spotted emerging from the ocean and crawling along the Welsh coast in a nightly pilgrimage that has perplexed people at a seaside town.
Up to 25 curled octopuses, which grow to a length of 50cm, were seen three nights in a row at New Quay beach in Ceredigion in west Wales. Some of the wayward cephalopods were later found dead, washed up on the beach.
Brett Jones, who runs SeaMôr dolphin-watching boat trips, said he first witnessed the phenomenon when he was returning from a sunset trip.
“It was a bit like an End Of Days scenario,” he told the BBC. “There were probably about 20 or 25 on the beach. I have never seen them out of the water like that.”
He said it was “really rare” for the creatures to end up on dry land, adding: “Maybe they are getting confused by the bright lights in New Quay harbour and maybe they are dying off after summer or getting knackered after the recent storms.”
He said he had tried to return the crawling creatures back to the sea where possible. “We collected the ones that were totally out of the water, and plopped them back in at the end of the pier, hopefully saving them from getting stranded,” he said.
However it wasn’t enough to save them all. He encouraged anyone who saw land-hugging octopus to return them to the water, but warned: “Wear gloves, they bite like mad.”
The curator at the National Marine Aquarium in Plymouth, James Wright, told the Telegraph that while he was aware of two other incidents of curled octopuses roaming in north Devon and Wales in the past week, the number witnessed in Ceredigion was “quite odd ... and suggests there is something wrong with them”.
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