Random Japanese Signs

[matsuki]

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Taro edit:

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[Taro Toporific]

"SHARE": Tokyo METRO manner poster for December

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See the original

[Taro Toporific]

New year.
Old farts.
New Metro poster.

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[Taro Toporific]

...near the Shin-Shin-Shin-Minamiguchi of Shinjuku station is becoming...
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It's getting the point they're just trolling us gaijin with fake engrish.

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Via @ryo8evasama

[Mike Oxlong]

Eggslut is a well known American chain restaurant.

[Taro Toporific]

Eggslut is a well known American chain restaurant.

Quoting my earlier comments back in September 2019...

...Eggslut wanted 1,400yen for their Egg McMuffin.

the slut
a coddled egg on top of a smooth potato puree, poached in a glass jar and served with toasty crostini
$10.00 organic
menuwithprice.com/menu/eggslut LA, Calf.

Also, I hate coddled eggs---bad history with me...
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C.S.B.: I was a teenage vivisectionist
My first lab job when I was 19 years old, was to yank out and dissect the brains to weigh the "pipping bodies" from the brains of living chick embryos.

From incubation day 10 to hatching day 20-22, every morning at 6am I had to crack open 50 eggs, dump out squirming embryos floating in a mass of raw egg parts which looked/smelled like coddled eggs. Then I had tweeze and rip out from the wiggling brains the embryo's pipping body that was 20% the size of a peppercorn.

To this day, I cannot eat a poached, coddled, or raw egg.

[dimwit]

New year.
Old farts.
New Metro poster.

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Yep! It's much better to crop dust.

[Taro Toporific]

I did a double take when I saw this Manner (sic) poster in the subway showing a women with her baby in a ramen bowl.

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View the unaltered, ORIGINAL poster here.

[matsuki]

chicken Fetus ramen....it's all the rage in the Philippines...maybe

[Taro Toporific]

Tokyo METRO manners poster for March:
NO MASK -- NO THANKS

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[Taro Toporific]

Tokyo's Rainy Season warnings have started on
the Olympic Plague METRO®.

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View original

[dimwit]

Why use a knife on the end of an umbrella when ricin will do the trick.

[Taro Toporific]

Hey folks!
Have you noticed all the exuberant signs going up celebrating the Olympics going up recently?

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(View the original)

[Grumpy Gramps]

Haha, good one! You have the right to remain silent. Use it (except for when it comes to voting for the LDP)!

[matsuki]

When will they realize that hot mess is nothing but an infighting seijifaasuto group?

[matsuki]

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I know it's a シ but the sizing makes it totally look like... :

[matsuki]

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When you can't find the 'G' spot, just hope you're at least in the G Zone

[Taro Toporific]

It's the end of the business day of October 5 and the slackers at the TokyoMetro still haven't posted October's "Manners" poster on their website.

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(View the ABSENT original)

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[Taro Toporific]

October's manners poster of Tokyo Metro finally showed up on their website today the 21st.

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[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

October's manners poster of Tokyo Metro finally showed up on their website today the 21st.

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Beautiful work there, Taro.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

[Taro Toporific]

Beautiful work there

The Tokyo METRO's "manners" poster for November celebrates the return to normal and the end of Working-from-Home.

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The above is 99% original.

[Buraku]

'Scary,' mysterious roadside signs become tourist draw in west Japan town

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20 ... na/011000c

[Coligny]

There’s so much things going on in japan (beside that fucking hell of a rain season) that we are down to literal rust and paint fading tourism…